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Rachelle
@rasm69.bsky.social
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Rachelle@rasm69.bsky.social |
425 followers 380 following 275 posts
Random, curious, engaging, real life raconteuse Canamerican
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Rachelle
@rasm69.bsky.social
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ππ©΅
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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happy sunday weirdos, itβs gonna be a great day βοΈπ₯
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Rachelle
@rasm69.bsky.social
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Watching above as the stars return their love Now the answers are close at hand or maybe itβs just time to pretend
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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rock: oh fuck Iβm covered with paper tell my wife I love her
3 replies 114 reposts 455 likes
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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I'm starting to think they lied about honesty being the best policy.
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Staff Chief of Joints
@etrain.bsky.social
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Alexa is saying a bunch of random shit in the other room. It's like we're fucking married or something.
2 replies 20 reposts 45 likes
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bacon popsicle π«
@gupton68.bsky.social
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Iβm not a fan of body shaming but I do think itβs a shame that nobody told younger me to look after this body for today me.
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@gupton68.bsky.social
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My youngest just said the hamsterβs penis is smaller than her friendβs. That may be true, but I donβt think itβs fair to compare his dick to a 15 year old boyβs, and saying it right in front of the hamster is downright mean.
1 replies 30 reposts 57 likes
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Sonic Youth is their childrenβs menu, right?
4 replies 48 reposts 101 likes
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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Bury me in the sand so I know the sediment is real.
1 replies 40 reposts 69 likes
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Where do I see myself in 5 years? Look I don't have a manifesto, didn't know you were hiring for some kind of terrorist.
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. Thereβs an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day
25 replies 173 reposts 643 likes
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Brosephine Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
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[Evil, 25 minutes into an episode] oh btw hereβs the opening credits
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I couldn't find the existential dread emoji so I just used the egglant
4 replies 32 reposts 70 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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"Humans share 99% of their genetic code with the chimpanzee" Yeah, but which one?
1 replies 13 reposts 36 likes
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Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
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She was rareβ¦like a dog that enjoyed fireworks.
1 replies 19 reposts 42 likes
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Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
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I really need to learn how to drizzle.
0 replies 17 reposts 24 likes
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@armyvet1972.bsky.social
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OK, we get it. Weβre independent. been telling us for 248 years now. quit throwing it in our faces
0 replies 6 reposts 17 likes
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo
@smooheed.bsky.social
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13 The maximum number of times you can use the word moist during a call before they refuse to deliver pizza to your house
1 replies 27 reposts 77 likes
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1841. Thomas Cook organized the first package tour, Leicester to Loughborough, to see the new High Street Watering-Trough and the Lady Lough-Dog Museum of Hairpins.
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Me: Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light! Stylist: Sooo covering up the white hairs. Me: Yep. The dyeing of the white. Stylist: Sigh
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
22 replies 438 reposts 1605 likes
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Been learning phrases designed to defuse tense disagreements, like βFair pointβ and βLet me know when youβre all finished being wrong.β
3 replies 52 reposts 108 likes
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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a carnival tax? well, thatβs a fair assessment
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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any qualified mason will tell you that the best way to create a structure that will stand the test of time has always been and will always be the liberal application of butterscotch frosting
4 replies 14 reposts 86 likes
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Craft beer so hip it was strained through the used socks of Mumford and Sons.
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Allβs fair in love and war. TRANSLATION: Nothingβs fair in love and war.
1 replies 27 reposts 53 likes
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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It never rains but I pour.
1 replies 21 reposts 33 likes
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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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Haha no, fanny packs are for weenies. This is a belt bag
3 replies 11 reposts 28 likes
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Me: Fuckβ¦I need a break from the constant barrage of American politics. UK Politics: How do you do, my good sir?
6 replies 43 reposts 131 likes
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lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
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I can't go to sleep because I have to watch it rain
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1350. The festival of San FermΓn begins in Pamplona Spain featuring the daily running of the bulls and the even more daring skitter of the squirrels.
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Watched my friend flop face first onto a motel bedspread. I had no idea she was such a risk taker.
0 replies 15 reposts 42 likes
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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[first date] Me: So what do you do? Her: Iβm a librarian. Me: *π₯π°π¦π΄π―βπ΅ π΅π’ππ¬ π’π¨π’πͺπ― π’ππ π―πͺπ¨π©π΅*
2 replies 41 reposts 94 likes
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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One night stand One nightstand Spacing is important if you donβt want to find divorce papers when you arrive home from furniture shopping
3 replies 36 reposts 134 likes
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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tell me without telling me that youβre behind on your child support payments
24 replies 65 reposts 340 likes
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Princess of Whales
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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Husband: I donβt have any tattoos because I donβt voluntarily inflict pain on myself Son: you had children Me: Heβs got you there!
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Princess of Whales
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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Them: know thyself Me googling: how can I un-know myself
2 replies 40 reposts 88 likes
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Boom! POP! Pow! Kablooie! - 1960s Batman watching fireworks
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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a daycare for adults where instead of cookies and juice you get Xanax and vodka
13 replies 63 reposts 187 likes
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Sweetie Ο
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I donβt write bangers I create art
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Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
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Is it a wing or a stylized leaf? Who cares, we're all slowly dying and atrophying into oblivion.
0 replies 13 reposts 19 likes
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Rachelle
@rasm69.bsky.social
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Rachelle
@rasm69.bsky.social
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Wrapped in a gentle wind sent from a fair sky Leaves scatter about playing with my nimble feet I escape them as I move across the quiet street and continue to indulge in my blissful reverie
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Rachelle
@rasm69.bsky.social
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Thank you! π§π
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Boy Shop Pot
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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Me, carrying my window AC on my shoulder like a boombox.
5 replies 50 reposts 157 likes
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Rachelle
@rasm69.bsky.social
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Thank you π
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BrujoLocoβ οΈπ€πΊ
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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love music but you know what I love more? listening to fireworks from now (cool) til late November. Every weekend and holiday and whatever else day. Itβs the best.(sarcastic)
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Before the internet we all had that one friend who knew a guy who had a cousin that derailed a train by putting coins on the tracks.
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BrujoLocoβ οΈπ€πΊ
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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the reason the cicadas havenβt appeared yet is because of the cybertruck recallsβ¦ who would have guessed
1 replies 13 reposts 21 likes