Good Boy

@goodboy.bsky.social

This roommate eating beans

Apr 10, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

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Adam Lamping 🇨🇦 @adamrlamping.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 20:00 UTC

Showing my age here, but it reminds me of Ben Elton’s sketch about “it was only a sausage”…

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Ember Bite Aegle @emberaegle.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Beans fall, everyone dies.

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Ada Bee @mercury01.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 04:50 UTC

This is just the beginning to Into The Woods

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willie m @trashmuppet.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

harsh but fair, dude was warned and then CONSEQUENCES

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R’as Al Jolson @willmarsh.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

This guy rules. This is an artful instance of hating and revenge

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Mae 美妍 @atfruitbat.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

Astarion approves.

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Captain Hurley @zoonie.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 11:17 UTC

Someone needs to be asking permission for that whole scenario to be written in to an updated "The Odd Couple"

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Yes *that* Matt Trumpets @mattpt55.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

I started off with a yes but by the end I was like nope, totes worth it....

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jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

Fancy Beans would be a good podcast

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Amastelo - a star beloved @amastelo.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

ayyyy lmao

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ph00tbag @ph00tbag.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

I mean, I'm not sure I'm petty enough to spend hours on it, but that's a good prank.

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Lissa Harris @lissaharris.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

it’s always with the beans on the internet

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Mommy, a real person @mommyisaperson.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

I'm against destroying someone's game stuff, but I'm also against stealing people's expensive beans. Conflicted feelings here

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Jeremy's... Iron 🍉🌻🌈 @bangatank.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

Team beans

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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:53 UTC

ok rancho gordo beans are good but they aren’t THAT good lmao

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John @windmillchaser.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 12:22 UTC

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Drakyn @drakyn.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

If you knew a Rancho Gordo enjoyer you'd understand that the roommate got off LIGHT

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Carfire 🕊️🕊️🕊️ @carfire.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

Hashtag #teambeans

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Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe @jefemuka.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

Fiction authors used to come up with thrilling stories

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The Pumpkin Dipshit @pumpkinpal.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

Bean eater roommate needs to password protect their shit if they don't want their saves fucked with

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@immature.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

I’m not sure the punishment was commensurate with the crime.

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Rose Tyler’s Eye Makeup @abbysmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

The roommate needs to take his ass to Aldi or Save-a-lot instead of horning in on the fancy beans! It turns out when you go to a grocery store, salt-of-the-earth- type, inexpensive, domestic beans are plentiful #TeamBean

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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

throwing every item of the inventory down a cliff like

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

His damn fault for not having a party member who can cast Feather Fall to get someone down there to pick up the stuff. Then you just use fast travel to get back and boom, you can continue stealing beans with impunity

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Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

Poster was justified, and bonus points for creativity. If the roommate was a real BG3 head they'd roll with it like the DM just fucked him over.

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Dan Angelucci @danang.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

This is a tough read for those of us still on the Rancho Gordo waiting list

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Springven @stevezg.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

Cooking them improperly is the real heartbreak

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Micro Local Tourist @microlocaltourist.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

Are you #teambean ?

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Matthew Triponey @matthewtriponey.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

There is nothing in this world I love quite as much as petty, exhaustive, and 100% justified retribution in a way that is fundamentally harmless but laser-targeted to upset the victim. Team Bean Forever.

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Shae (please use responsibly) @leggylesbean.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

Ok but leaving like 2-3 beans in an otherwise empty bag that you don't throw out is just an active insult. Let the bean eater wallow in his misery

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Valerieblaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

“Shared resource” = you pay and share with me

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@misterpuff.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

Was gonna go with "Cool Beans" but decided on Freebie And The Bean!

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Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

OK but if you're paying 7.50/lb for black beans you're a sucker and bad things should happen to you

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Saeed Khan @saeedwkhan.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

Possible headline in the near future: "Man murders roommate over shared beans."

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brianjay @brianjay1317.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:53 UTC

ngl, on the bean guy's side here.

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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

@ambientsoup.bsky.social

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Tactical Onions Vendor @inkana.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

for like a second I was hesitant, but the it didn't take long for me to end up on #TeamBean

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🥾🛶OctopusMask🏕️🔦 @octopusmask.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

I believe this punishment would be upheld by the SoupBean Court

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Sayyadina Xavia @somniumancer.com
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

What a fantastic sworn-enemy origin story

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Chris R @ghostcubby.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

Nope, I'm on Team Bean here, he did nothing wrong.

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Al Jourgensen Twink Death @baalhisses.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

I got home and seen the bag was empty

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Art Vandelay @artvandelay.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

Tagging for @bft.wtf

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Parody account of myself @efgearman.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

I am in awe at this level of revenge. Bravo.

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

This is just to say That I have eaten The beans

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Nikhil Venkatesh @nikvenkatesh.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

I mean, his choices did shape a take of fellowship and betrayal, survival and sacrifice, and the lure of absolute power...

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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social
[ View ] May 20, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

I would never jeopardize the beans

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Julia @juliafnp.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

Definitely justified. Team Bean here

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AnneZo @annezo.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

Thieves often think of it as sharing.

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Ryan McBride @ryanmcbride.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 14:34 UTC

Beans;Gate

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Dotski_w @dotskyy.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 07:51 UTC

"I hear its a good game I'm sure you'll have fun".
Fantastic! #teambean

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Assigned Media @assigned.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

I didn't think I'd find myself on the side of Bean Roomie by the end, but here we are.

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Jazz, Comics, and Baseball @feste.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

Wait! The roommate was stealing Rancho Gordo beans?

I'm amazed the thief is still alive.

www.ranchogordo.com/collections/...

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@captainfart.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

I’m on team beans, but as a BG3 obsessive this would destroy me

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Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

I support this. Those beans are pretty damn good! Damn them for cooking them incorrectly!

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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

You never fuck with a man's beans.

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@nostikvvvibes.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

"They've nicked 120 hours of quality me time! Bloody hell!"

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Mrs. President Frankenstein @draculafactory.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

Based on the way this describes beans, I'd be willing to put down money on him being British

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waingro v wade @slandereddead.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

Bye bitch lol

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Noel French @noelfrench.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

I hope Larian adds some beans in a future update.

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

as bean-related social media personae go, OP is pretty sympathetic here

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GetAwayFromU @highfalutin.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

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Justine 🏳️‍⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

It's killing me that the thief left "2 or 3 beans" left in the bag. He knew what he was doing and deserves the full weight of bean law.

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A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

My BEANS!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9uG...

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Rey @bamsappa.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

For sharing the other party has to agree to the sharing otherwise that’s just stealing 🤧

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Howdoyousaythat, BBQ @triagenursemd.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

I’m sorry this is so funny

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

Sometimes you have to take a stand. Sometimes enough is enough.

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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

@joshuajfriedman.com

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Jugband @jugbandjames.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

Haha I buy Rancho Gordo. My wife is like, why'd you pay $10 for beans? I'm just like, idk they're magic?

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alygory @alygory.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

If the roommate had prepared them correctly this guy would still be pissed but not this much. The roommate disrespected the beans.

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MAT-AT @08mms.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

Roommate rage is true rage. I had a college roommate who would snooze his alarm in a common sleeping room with 3 other roommates. Once after a late night of me studying, he snoozed from 6 am to 7:30 am and I finally snapped and threw it out the window and he ended up missing his final exam

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@wesbarton.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

Damn fine beans

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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

Bean Roommate > Bean Dad.

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homosexual overlord @daledidporn.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

I am so obsessed with this

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eso jota verde @fattycrabcakes.the-jerk.store
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

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Scott @bluescott.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

🎶real fancy beans, and a real hero🎶

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Crystal T (she/her) @crystalizing.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

I like rice and beans - I feel like there is a story mash up in the making between this and the rice story from @nameshiv.bsky.social

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Doug Brinbury @dirgeoverdrive.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

What's perfect is that bean guy added in exactly the sort of bullshit DM fiat effect that an IRL campaign might have to deal with. "You pissed me off so now you're all naked on a cliff..."

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 09:03 UTC

Broke: stealing beans Woke: deleting save game Bespoke: my belly is full and I get to start a new save game lmfao you fool

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

I wonder if this guy ate those beans sliver by sliver like a starving Donald Duck.

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Wil McMillen @wilmcmillen.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

Harsh, but fair.

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Jimmy Two Hands @jimmytwohands.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

Dude should go back and delete bean roommate’s game a second time, not because it’s justified but because it would be funny

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Jimmy Two Hands @jimmytwohands.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 16:05 UTC

Don’t fuck with a man’s beans, simple as

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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

I don’t even particularly care for beans but this is some beautiful justice. Bean thief needs to quit being a baby and just carry his nekkid ass down the road to score some more loot.

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KyrQs @kyrqslive.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

I think they should both move out.

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RDS (formerly shawphd) @rds773.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

::suddenly having flashbacks to the roommate who never bought any toilet paper *even after I started hiding the roll in self defense*:: Team Bean for sure

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerfulcrabfart.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

Live by the bean, die by the bean

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Amanda @amandalaser.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:15 UTC

Bean Clan rise up

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🇱🇷kwh🇺🇸 @kwh561.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

When Roommate goes shopping they buy SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat beans it I want to taste it.

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🇱🇷kwh🇺🇸 @kwh561.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

YOU NEVER GET THE GOOD BEANS

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6’3” pool boy bitch @milesklee.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 07:41 UTC

actually saved this guy’s life by freeing him from a video game

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Dan Killam @dantheclamman.blog
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

This is my reminder for the day to make a backup. And also don't be a bean thief

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Flow Void @flowvoid.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

Don't start nothing, won't bean nothing

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JoyComethInTheMorning @sheadapts.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 11:41 UTC

OP is justified. Especially so, if the beans were already soaked. Roommate needs to get their own beans and buy replacement beans for OP.

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Gom Jabbarbarienne @thebarbarienne.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

Hey, he tried politely asking first. Roommate clearly needed to be spoken to in a language he understood.

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DrBoss @abrainiac.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

Omg so funny

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agent jabsco @jabsco.cia.fyi
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

@stopthebeans.haileyok.com

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Morel 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsmorel.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

high crimes and misde-bean-ers

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

"Maybe you'll find some beans of your own" 🔥🔥🔥

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Mike Keating @mikekeating.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

he left 2 or 3 beans in there. dude couldnt even clean up after himself/hide the evidence

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Drift @inanity101.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

The wages of bean embezzlement

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@fleezlow.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

I think I'm on team bean, for the aggressive-aggressive response to passive-aggression

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J. C. Rallo @nosajlaroc.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

10/10 fuck yah baby.

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Temple Drake @templedrake.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 09:04 UTC

Have you HAD Rancho Gordo beans??? They are worth killing for. @joshuajfriedman.com !!
Too funny.

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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

Harsh but fair

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

You've heard of bean dad. Well get ready for bean roommate.

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Jeb Wieland @ddaimyo.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

Not sure that guy knows what "share" means.

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

ever since i saw this post i have been doing the foghorn leghorn/simple country lawyer voice talking about "my fancy, heir-loom beans"

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It's Aunt Masha to you @mashamasha.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

And the roommate still had the audacity to say it had been done to him "just because he wanted to share" OOP's beans. When, in reality, he shared the beans in the exact same way OOP shared his inventory. The reverse sharing.

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Chris Doyon @nilbog3000.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

Fancy beans

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Molly Miller @arghlita.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

Embarrassing, perhaps, but I bought heirloom beans from a local farmer and paid around what Fancy Bean Farm there is charging for a bulk assortment. I would be mad if someone stole my beans and ate them, but incensed if they did a bad job cooking them too.

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