Kristi Yamaguccimane@wapplehouse.bsky.social |
new copypasta dropped
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Kristi Yamaguccimane@wapplehouse.bsky.social |
new copypasta dropped
119 replies 99 reposts 751 likes
Ryan
@ryanronda.bsky.social
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The rest of that guys timeline seems remarkably normal and kinda likeable actually.
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Pick a Frank nickname
@itsthatfrankguy.bsky.social
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100% his kids fucking HATE him.
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☀️ Starshine
@starshine.bsky.social
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Think my guy needs to put the wine down
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Leo P ⭒☽☾⭒ Sailor V
@codenamesailorv.bsky.social
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I thought they recalled those faulty Gen Xs? We always knew they would eventually crash like the Boomer models.
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Kevin Reuning
@reuning.bsky.social
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A 5" wide belt seems too wide.
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TheBiggestFoolToEverHitTheBigTimeAndALLIGottaDoIsActNaturally
@agenttrees.bsky.social
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He blocked me for posting this in his replies
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Amber Heron
@ambercoyote.bsky.social
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I still think it should end with "ill rip off your head and shit fury down your neck"
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rifka the unhinged fat activist
@rifka.bsky.social
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David Moss
@davidwill.bsky.social
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I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em.
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬
@kategodart.bsky.social
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this needs to be printed really big on fancy poster paper and displayed in a modern art museum
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Buddha Ferret
@buddhaferret.bsky.social
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LOL no and I'm Gen X.
myferretsatepepethefrog.blogspot.com/2023/12/caes...
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BONERTOWN (Ed)
@bonertown.bsky.social
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I am going to give this nerd so many swirlies
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Opossum Living in a Trash Can
@dumbgreentrash.bsky.social
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"you [40 year old] snot nosed little shits"
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Carfire 🕊️🕊️🕊️
@carfire.bsky.social
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Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!?
@sekoku.bsky.social
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>And for the record, our generation is the generation that is keeping Democracy alive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1...
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Liz Chassek
@lizchassek.bsky.social
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I bet he votes republican
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Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
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There was this period where I could count on my generation to keep our mouths shut, stay outside of the fray, and not openly be self-righteous dickholes. That time has seemingly passed.
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Mia Murphy, Ph.D.
@miamurphy.bsky.social
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I'm mostly just annoyed at the ahistorical take here - the X'ers were mostly raised by the Silents, not the Boomers
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Steamboat Will Hutchings
@thecrazedspruce.bsky.social
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Apparently, when your father beats you with a belt as a kid, you grow into a bitter asshole.
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💫Jaye Allison Ashtear🏳️⚧️🔞
@jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social
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There is too much here for me to even know where to begin making fun of it…
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Alex F
@geddyleeroth80.bsky.social
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He supports a president who murdered Heather Heyer and Brian Sicknick because he’s a honkie and not a black man. Fuck that klantard.
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Anti Arby's Activist☭☭
@sovietcakelady.bsky.social
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"Our generation was beaten and abandoned and we still turned out alright enough to save US democracy like that's something worth saving"
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ZHUGE LIANG
@shuchancellor.online
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i need someone to get Amelia Tyler from Baldurs Gate 3 to read this on tiktok
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🌈OPJM🌈
@opjm.bsky.social
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Gonna make a shirt that says "sheer tyranny of will" so everyone knows how much of an adult I am.
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Prufrock451
@prufrock451.bsky.social
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I’m a Gen Xer and I’m demoting this whiny-ass weak-tea mama’s boy to Boomer. No real Xer has felt anything since Wonderwall hit the top of the Billboard Alternative chart in 1995
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫
@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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what fight and what does he think he is bringing to it
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Charles Kinbote
@charleskinbote.bsky.social
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Concerning
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AMDO
@amdo.bsky.social
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does he realize gen x is the cohort that voted for trump at the highest rate
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Josh Dobbin
@joshdobbin.bsky.social
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Class of 91 here. I can tell you, from the NEVERENDING REUNION that is FB, my generation has very little to be proud of.Almost everybody's an asshole& btw? The kids (like me!) who were listening to Mudhoney&Fishbone & the Pixies etc were always in the minority.These fucks were all about Paula Abdul
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Lily Shears 🏳️⚧️
@lilyshears.bsky.social
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Just a little glad here to be an Xennial here, so I can scoot myself towards the saner side of my two intersecting generations
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Gloomy Gus
@gloomygus.bsky.social
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Sitting in a doctor's office, waiting for a colonoscopy and reading internet comments about what a spoiled little brat I am
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🌊🇵🇸🌊Lowbie Hancock🏳️⚧️
@cathoderaygun.bsky.social
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It was actually good that my dad beat me, it made me smarter
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Gaspard Delanwe
@charlesnorwood.bsky.social
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Nobody's tougher than an alcoholic who was abused as a child
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Wagatwe Wanjuki
@wagatwe.com
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who's gonna tell him child abuse isn't limited to one generation?
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Steph (Paddock || Shaver)
@sdshaver.com
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lol my lovely Silent Generation mom read Dr. Spock and specifically forbid any caregivers from ever raising a hand to her children, whatevah people look so desperate when they try to flex "look at all the emotional damage I got when my parents beat me!" I just feel sad for all the lost connection.
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Bsky Brings Tears (Arise! version)
@scronce.bsky.social
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Being raised on knock-outs is why he posts like that
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Abita Slim
@abitaslim.bsky.social
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That is the boomeriest thing I’ve read in my entire life
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Soapy
@blackmesa.engineering
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I wish his dad beat him harder
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Getaway Cat
@kduffy.bsky.social
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Adding this to my file of proof that gen x is stealthily the worst generation online
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C.A. Pinkham
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
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Gen X making a strong stealth push for Worst Generation
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Erika Rickel
@erika7.bsky.social
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Oh that poor man. Generation X was supposed to mean the end of generational trauma. “Whatever - never mind” was letting it go you asshole
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poyo boyo
@poyoboyo.bsky.social
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they would never make it in today's world, lmao
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WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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Sigh
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it's not the band I hate, it's their fans
@lauramarie.bsky.social
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Elder Millennial here. I also was spanked by my parents. I did not turn out ok, and neither did this person. Difference is I'm both willing to admit it and have worked through a ton of my childhood stuff in therapy, whereas this person probably doesn't think they need to go.
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Cody
@codyfromacme.bsky.social
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Find yourself someone who takes you as seriously as Gen X takes themselves
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Ravin Boodram
@handle.invalid
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The fuck prompted this? Lol
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Chillbo Hangins
@woskethoughts.bsky.social
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Lmao old man’s double dosed on them centrum silvers. He finna get jumped like a spider monkey
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Matthew B
@bikeguy.bsky.social
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You know you’re Gen X when you think your parents were boomers.
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Louisa
@louisathelast.bsky.social
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Love being called a snot-nosed little shit at age 40
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Tripwire
@tripwire69.bsky.social
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How Boomer of them
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Christy Kilgore
@ckilgore.bsky.social
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Oh god he is the most embarrassing man.
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The Soul of Scorpio Under Socialism
@soulofscorpio.bsky.social
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Ooof deranged
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Pierce Nichols
@nocleverhandle.bsky.social
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Gen X does not claim this one.
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Karate Dentist
@karatedentist.bsky.social
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When the Degeneration X music kicks in
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Felix
@flexiblebear.bsky.social
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Big "Threw It On The Ground" Energy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL...
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Invisible Pink Unicorn (yes that one)
@dirtynerdy.bsky.social
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im not reading all of that but im sorry it happend, or congrats
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LNR
@lnr.bsky.social
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Excuse me while I'm embarrassed on behalf of an *entire generation*.
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Carl Marx
@ishigh.lol
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WE’RE NIHILISTS LEBOWSKI
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Tall Alf
@homunculusdick.bsky.social
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Motherfucker is wearing Harmonicas hat from Once Upon A time In The West
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Mr. Zeke
@mrzeke.bsky.social
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That's not what Gen X' deal is. We're latchkey kids raised by TV while our parents worked all the time and got divorced, leaving us incapable of forming meaningful emotional attachments, not whatever this is. Learn your facile generational stereotypes, broheim.
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Anne
@annieoranne.bsky.social
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Wtf?
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⛧ 𝕊 𝕖 𝕣 𝕣 𝕒 𝕥 𝕖 𝕕 ⛧
@digivolvar.bsky.social
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oh are all those belt beatings why their feelings are so sensitive?
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Molligru 🏳️⚧️🦄
@blahpers.bsky.social
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That was the boomerest thing I have ever read in my life
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Spencer Fleury
@spencerfleury.bsky.social
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Oh lord.
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Ryan Casey
@roscone.bsky.social
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Hey at least this Gen Xer actually cares about something.
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Justine 🏳️⚧️
@lostinberkeley.bsky.social
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Retirement homes are going to be crazy once Gen X starts landing in them and making Sephiroth speeches about the nurses.
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Cadbury Crème Negs
@itshard.bsky.social
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“Our parents beat the sh out of us and look how normal and good we turned out.”
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John C. Taco, GmbH
@johnnytacos.bsky.social
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That apple is still hanging from the tree
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Mr. Bad 🍍🆖 (🎂)
@mrbad.bsky.social
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Fred Durst was right, Gen X truly is Generation Strange
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spacehippieface
@spacehippieface.bsky.social
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Sit the fuck down, Bob.
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Dr. Jens Foell
@fmriguy.bsky.social
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At least millennials understand the difference between wind speed and wind resistance
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Hazy Resume Gap
@bombulziir.bsky.social
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Guys will literally make a thread of cringe copypasta instead of going to therapy they obviously, desperately need
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Dale Stearns
@dalestearns.bsky.social
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This is the most boomer thing I've ever read.
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Dan Lather
@danlather.bsky.social
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Fake Gen-Xer. Real Gen-Xers don't give a fuck.
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courtesy appreciation account
@lacroixshotgun.bsky.social
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i love to purchase housing with sheer tyranny of will
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Luxe (loves flowers)💐
@luxeprogressive.bsky.social
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Sir I am 32
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Verity Vagary
@mgcomics.bsky.social
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bold of this guy to assume child abuse just magically stopped happening after his generation
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childless gambino
@hapticfeedbag.bsky.social
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millennial here. does this human brainworm think X are the only generation who got hit as children?? pls 😭
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Misanthropolack
@misanthropolack.bsky.social
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It's the postscript that really makes it perfect
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Schroedingercat
@schroedingercat.bsky.social
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Lol buckle holes to reduce wind speed Good touch
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Nick
@nicky9lives.bsky.social
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is the 5" wide leather belt with 30 buckle holes in it to reduce wind speed in the room with us now?
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Elly Octobrush
@realphantomhours.bsky.social
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Why are so many of these "MY PARENTS LITERALLY ABUSED ME UNTIL I COULDN'T BREATHE AND THAT MAKES ME BETTER". What is WRONG with people.
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AnotherRube
@anotherrube.bsky.social
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That whole thread is gonna end up on one of those Facebook ads for crappy fake t shirts
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Energetic Nova
@energetic-nova.bsky.social
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I was raised by a boomer dad and I’m a millennial.
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Crystal Sloth
@crystalsloth.bsky.social
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I don’t personally know any x’ers who talk like that, but I do my best not to talk to anyone who thinks that way. Apartment renting Gen X with no sheer force of will, apparently. And I’m sure as hell not “proud” of getting hit with that belt. 😒
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the doll faced gremlin
@mcgriff.bsky.social
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cool hat dork
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Jimmy Two Hands
@jimmytwohands.bsky.social
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My boomer parents did not beat me with a belt but I guess I’m just built different
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Mollie Stratton
@molliestratton.bsky.social
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Oh fuck no bro Gen X is officially disowning this bitch. I speak for us and it’s official. Bye bitch.
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Dr Acula
@trevorcavanagh.bsky.social
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once you start wearing a hat like that, all bets are off. next thing you know you are talking like you have won gunfights or something
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Casey Johnston
@caseyjohnston.bsky.social
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“Tyranny of will” words mean things
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Jim Sharkey
@jsharkey67.bsky.social
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As if Gen Xers could be bothered rousing themselves for anything. There's a reason we are almost certain to never have a President from our generation. That indifference we were so damn proud of three decades ago is easily the thing we have the most to apologize for to the kids who came after us.
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kiliaen
@kiliaen.bsky.social
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lmao
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Vivalavoices
@vivalavoices.bsky.social
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Wow, I'm a boomer and I never did knock out with a 5 inch belt to my kids? Never had to, we could talk. I never heard of such a thing. This sounds horrifying. Why would any kid stick around being treated like this? Must be Republicon punishment... Must be me.
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Mara Wilson
@marawilson.bsky.social
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What was the context for this? Or was there any?
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Kev Dooley 🐝🦄👾🕷
@kbd.ink
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Ooof. What a tool. Who pissed in his Wheaties?
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jon rosenberg
@jonrosenberg.bsky.social
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A true GenXer would have simply muttered “whatever” and lit another unfiltered cigarette
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Learned Hand Jr.
@wassicaboamouse.bsky.social
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Live look at Ehren, badass-ly saving democracy as a supa cool gen x’er:
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George Voinovich Manuscript
@bsakat.bsky.social
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God, what a fuckin' dork.
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Lyse-Beast
@lyse.bsky.social
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Ewwwww. I don’t know who she is but I sure as hell don’t claim her
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jeff
@reyturner.bsky.social
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And then everyone clapped
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Jon Pennington
@jonpennington.bsky.social
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I’m Gen X, but I gotta say nostalgia for corporal punishment & bullying culture is one of the worst features of my cohort.
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LaCroix Enthusiast
@leftbanksy.bsky.social
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Holidays are tough for ehren
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Sinboy
@sinboy.bsky.social
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Gen X is leaning more Republican than following generations. It's a deep shame.
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Enbylicious
@jezebelpopplewell.bsky.social
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Gen Xer here. This arrogant w*nker does not speak for me. His abusive parents clearly didn't bring him up properly enough.
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Joel aka the juice
@joelblueskyiesjoel.bsky.social
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Someone needs to explain to this guy that Gen X parents were mostly the silent generation, unless his parents were, like, 13 when he was born.
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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴
@knilirabaj.bsky.social
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Miracle Whippets
@crestwood.bsky.social
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As an elder millennial: We are not enemies, but friends. Though passion may have strained we must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be by the better angels of our nature and when your back pill prescription is refilled.
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@zarunax.bsky.social
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I feel like I've missed something here. I'm a millennial and I have no idea what this guy is on about......
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fahrenheit: four fifty fun
@moonagedaydream.bsky.social
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that dude's porn bookmarks are a nightmare.
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FakeAndres
@andres.rive.ro
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That’s gotta be some AI output for sure
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Michael Lammer
@michaellammer.bsky.social
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that motherfucker is 35
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JenVegasInNY
@jenvegasinny.bsky.social
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Pshhht. "Keeping democracy alive." We couldn't even keep our egg babies alive in Health Class.
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Mx. Fee
@mxfee.bsky.social
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Boomer behaviour tbh
@alttext.bsky.social
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Kristina R. Mosley
@elstupacabra.bsky.social
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Oh look, the Gen Xers are romanticizing abuse again. I'm a 37 y.o. millennial. My parents were a Boomer, and the generation before. C'mon, dude, we're not kids.
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<🇵🇸rockos semicharmed kind of life (oh baby oh baby)>🇦🇲
@badposter.bsky.social
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I love the “we were raised like this(good) you were raised like this (bad)” like who fucking raised us ehren?
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Duncan
@brickbats.bsky.social
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If you try to brag about your parents beating you with a belt, the only things I'm likely to feel are brief pity followed by enduring confusion as to why you'd think I'd be intimidated or admire you for having violent parents
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Datanerd
@datanerd.bsky.social
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Yeah, that's got big boomer energy. GenX was the one who had to go home and let themselves in and fix their own dinner. We weren't getting spanked that way, nobody was home!
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