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Colin Dickey

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If the Supreme Court decides in favor of Trump’s claim that a sitting president has immunity from prosecution, the logical and legal thing for Biden to do would be to simply assassinate him before the election

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Partyglouberman's avatar Partyglouberman @partyglouberman.bsky.social
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But muh normz!!!!

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Patrick Ogle's avatar Patrick Ogle @paogle.bsky.social
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But the court may decide that immunity only applies to Trump....

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Hell yea

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Jukebox Judy's avatar Jukebox Judy @belovedladylove.bsky.social
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I do not support violence, but sometimes...

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They literally argued this! thehill.com/regulation/c...

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🚗car downloader🚗's avatar 🚗car downloader🚗 @wouldnt.download-a-car.zip
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or even after, by Trump's claim. because he is claiming immunity for crimes he committed while a lame duck.

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JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇳🇿's avatar JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇳🇿 @jessterraformearth.bsky.social
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I feel Trump already dared Biden to shoot him on 5th Avenue or something like that.

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B-squad leader's avatar B-squad leader @alwayserked.bsky.social
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If Trump is an "existential threat to American democracy" then it's Biden's Constitutional duty to do this. Not my opinion. Just following the logic.

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Threata Gunberg's avatar Threata Gunberg @grettybof.bsky.social
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PRE-SI-DEN-TIAL IM-MUN-I-TY

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Tymber Dalton aka Lesli Richardson's avatar Tymber Dalton aka Lesli Richardson @tymberdalton.bsky.social
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I keep saying this.

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Simply Ed's avatar Simply Ed @gojira65.bsky.social
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Better yet, assassinate four Supreme Court justices.

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Jess Lynne 's avatar Jess Lynne @jess22.bsky.social
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The irony in these comments.

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Laura/Elle Smith's avatar Laura/Elle Smith @laurasmith.bsky.social
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Everyone is having (bleak) fun with this but the only point is delay—we can’t even credit the Court with a good-faith wish to weigh in.

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brightshadow is living más 🔔's avatar brightshadow is living más 🔔 @brightshadow.bsky.social
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i will immediately buy a dark brandon mug if he does this

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Nope's avatar Nope @torshi.bsky.social
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Brandon's got to do the deed himself is the craziest part

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Biden should "joke" about this while SCOTUS deliberates.

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Steve's avatar Steve @somesteve.bsky.social
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I worry about the weird things a president would do at the very end of their last few days in office.

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David's avatar David @crookedknight.bsky.social
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And also them

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Gavin Lux Enjoyer 's avatar Gavin Lux Enjoyer @luxenjoyer.bsky.social
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Might as well take a few of those supreme courts justices out also. Why not?

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Paula Whyman's avatar Paula Whyman @paulawhyman.bsky.social
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"Death by single-scoop sugar cone"

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Rare 90s Grunge Band's avatar Rare 90s Grunge Band @scobo68.bsky.social
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Send in Navy SEAL Team 6, or the CIA ... let the House draw up impeachment, and let the Senate bat it away. Rinse and repeat.

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John O’Connell's avatar John O’Connell @hoppirate.bsky.social
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Nixon’s enemies list rewritten as a hit list. All official and legit.

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Adam Vann's avatar Adam Vann @adamvann.bsky.social
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You are thinking way, way too small. There should be six drones hovering over the Supreme Court every day from now until the decision is issued, just waiting to strike

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But is it going to be so?

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Dagsly's avatar Dagsly @dagsly.bsky.social
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Very much looking forward to the argument being made to SCOTUS that their decision could mean that the president has the legal right to have them all assassinated.

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Mesarthim Q. P.'s avatar Mesarthim Q. P. @mesarthim.bsky.social
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"Now wasn't that a dumb idea?" begins Crown Prince Hunter's speech at the inaugural session of the American Parliament.

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Connor Anderson's avatar Connor Anderson @connorwa.bsky.social
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Having Trump “fall out of a window,” would be appropriate, I think.

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Jess's avatar Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social
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Then play the end credits music from Curb Your Enthusiasm right afterwards.

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Dustin's avatar Dustin @dusty1.bsky.social
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Biden’s more likely to agree with the SC cuz it protects him as well. Everyone seems to think the rot is only on one side and it boggles the mind…

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🏳️‍⚧️ Minority Report from my Right Boob 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ Minority Report from my Right Boob 🏳️‍⚧️ @rowenagold.bsky.social
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With all due respect that just makes the Orange Turd into a martyr for the MAGAts. They will just pick another scumbag like Meatball Ron instead. Biden should cancel all student debt, give Dreamers citizenship and make it a crime to prevent POC from voting, AKA the MAGAt's worst nightmare scenario.

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❄️Winter Magic❄️ 🐀Rat Verified🐀's avatar ❄️Winter Magic❄️ 🐀Rat Verified🐀 @wmrina.bsky.social
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The fact that they’re even willing to entertain this farce is proof of their corruption. Trump’s argument should have been laughed out of the court immediately. Delaying the trial, much less ruling in Trump’s favor, is another disgusting betrayal of their oath to the people.

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St. Patrick’s Gay Parade's avatar St. Patrick’s Gay Parade @drdansoderburgmdma.bsky.social
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I’d support a murder-suicide pact

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Mike's avatar Mike @mycams.bsky.social
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And a couple of the Justices too as it will be open season and lawful!

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👩🏻‍🎤🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸's avatar 👩🏻‍🎤🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @evil.deceptico.nz
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Nice. Don't forget to post your secret service visit.

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Devilish's avatar Devilish @devilishlydo.bsky.social
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SEAL Team Six is standing by.

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Sava's avatar Sava @unicorntickles.bsky.social
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I mean do it now and claim immunity, it’ll work its way out one way or another

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Citizen E's avatar Citizen E @citizene.bsky.social
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Don’t tempt me with a good time

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Mr DeBakey's avatar Mr DeBakey @debakey.bsky.social
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That's what I thought when this got rolling. Biden should just blow Trump's fuckin' head off.

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Nerdy Mushroom's avatar Nerdy Mushroom @nerdymushroom.bsky.social
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I....I mean. Yeah. If they do that then yeah. There would be literally nothing stopping biden or any other sitting president from doing all the crimes, other than thoughts and prayers, and we all know how well that works out.

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Chad Loder's avatar Chad Loder @chadloder.bsky.social
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Trump ordered the assassination on US soil of American citizen Michael Reinoehl by a US Marshals taskforce in Sep 2020. There is precedent.

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Rob Shearer's avatar Rob Shearer @r.v.cx
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Wrong. That sends the wrong message. Biden should assassinate the Supreme Court.

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Ben Feddersen 's avatar Ben Feddersen @snoozebuttonben.bsky.social
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He can withdraw his secret service protection unilaterally.

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Michael Schiano's avatar Michael Schiano @micschi.bsky.social
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silver lining!

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ljohn44's avatar ljohn44 @ljohn44.bsky.social
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And some of the Supreme Court justices too

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La Conquête du Panini's avatar La Conquête du Panini @botsnack.bsky.social
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The closest we'd get in this reality is he would abduct him, laser his head by force, and then that'd be his legit villain arc, Lex Trump.

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Rick Kane's avatar Rick Kane @paintingsurfer.bsky.social
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Bingo

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John DeRosa's avatar John DeRosa @theverdict.bsky.social
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APPROVED

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pattyrWy.bsky.social's avatar pattyrWy.bsky.social @pattyrwy.bsky.social
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That did cross my mean side mind

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aaron's avatar aaron @hiaaron.bsky.social
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Obama technically did have a kill list that he played with so this is legal and good

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Babbling Brooklyn's avatar Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social
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I know this is comedy, but it’s the delay that ensures he survives politically. The ruling will deny immunity but the delay has the effect of immunity.

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Jason (he/him)'s avatar Jason (he/him) @jasonimusprime.bsky.social
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What is this slope I'm on... why is it so *slippery*!?

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Karmageddon's avatar Karmageddon @karmageddon.bsky.social
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Yeah baby, I like the way you think.

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Chris Parker's avatar Chris Parker @crs1.bsky.social
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better to just assassinate the SCOTUS right

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Muffin Top Momma's avatar Muffin Top Momma @muffintopmomma.bsky.social
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👆

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Osana's avatar Osana @osana.bsky.social
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The SC will drag this out until after the election with the stay in place most likely. They'll choose based entirely on who will be in office in 25.

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Kenneth Matis's avatar Kenneth Matis @kenzhu.bsky.social
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Even better- start sending certain SC justices to Guantanamo

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David Evans's avatar David Evans @misterdevans.bsky.social
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Paging Peter "I kill bad guys" Quinn.

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PCNiles née Furyu's avatar PCNiles née Furyu @pcniles.bsky.social
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Why not? And then declare martial law and stay in office until he dies or hands it off to Kamala.

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Zelnut ☕🍉✊ 🚩🏴's avatar Zelnut ☕🍉✊ 🚩🏴 @dahliaiterations.bsky.social
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But then he'll get impeached by the fun police because the dems are all narcs. 🙄

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Blue Meme's avatar Blue Meme @bluememe.bsky.social
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Not how Constitutional Calvinball works.

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Accountabilabuddy's avatar Accountabilabuddy @accountabilabuddy.bsky.social
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Seems like a *terrible* idea for the supreme court to empower the presidency with the legal authority to violently create new supreme court vacancies, but then I am not a federalist society vegetable. So what do I know?

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Halcek's avatar Halcek @halcek.bsky.social
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They all go to the same dinner parties at the end of the day, when the cameras are off.

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David Butler's avatar David Butler @dvdbutler.bsky.social
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It doesn’t seem to matter now since Scotus won’t even hear arguments until late April, won’t rule on it until June, and then any actual cases against him will push straight into the election. Trump has won

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Warhammerchick's avatar Warhammerchick @celticdragon1.bsky.social
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Absolute immunity is apparently in play

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Bill Stewart's avatar Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social
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Obama had Al-Awlaki and his kid assassinated, but outside the US.

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Michael Seraphim's avatar Michael Seraphim @mseraphimsl.bsky.social
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Also 20-30 Republicans in the House and 10-20 Republicans in the Senate. Also about a dozen governors. I mean, why not? If it's legal may as well. A couple of Supreme Court justices and half the 5th circuit. Let's go whole hog. What a ridiculous argument Trump is making.

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Thomas Most's avatar Thomas Most @thomasmost.bsky.social
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Not to mention it would be extremely funny

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Jose's avatar Jose @jose33.bsky.social
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That makes so much sence

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I feel like trump hasn’t thought this one through very well.

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Ken Rudin's avatar Ken Rudin @kenrudin.bsky.social
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… in the middle of Fifth Avenue.

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Gluten-free Seitan's avatar Gluten-free Seitan @davidjorgonson.bsky.social
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The Trump pardons already show that Biden can pardon anyone who lethally creates a SC vacancy for him to fill. SecDef Austin, or whoever.

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Ron Lewis's avatar Ron Lewis @ronzonola.bsky.social
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Logical sequence of events…

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The 984's avatar The 984 @the984.bsky.social
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maybe a couple of black robed people who made that decision too

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Motown's avatar Motown @motown.bsky.social
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I support this analysis. It would solve many problems.

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Matt Van Horn's avatar Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.bsky.social
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He could wait until after the election, and just do it if he loses. Or he could force him to withdraw under threat of assassination/imprisonment. Lots of options, if he wasn’t a spineless Democrat.

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Matt Van Horn's avatar Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.bsky.social
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I agree, but he is a Democrat, so he won’t do anything that looks like consolidating power.

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MOAR grits, please!'s avatar MOAR grits, please! @moarchampers.bsky.social
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I truly cannot believe no one has attempted to assassinate him or he has not stroked out. What the ever loving hell.

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Rowdy's avatar Rowdy @rrrowdy.bsky.social
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I'd vote for Biden if he did this.

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Logan 4 the trees's avatar Logan 4 the trees @logan4gar.bsky.social
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Cage match

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David S. F. Portree's avatar David S. F. Portree @dsfpspacefl1ght.bsky.social
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Why not SCOTUS? I mean, if they make anything a sitting Pres does legal, they are no safer than anyone else, right? I wonder if they'll think this thru.

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David S. F. Portree's avatar David S. F. Portree @dsfpspacefl1ght.bsky.social
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I like the way you think.

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S knows that p's avatar S knows that p @sknowsthatp.bsky.social
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Biden should pardon Trump only on the condition that he can never hold office again. Making him choose between jail and being President would break his brain

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Landmers's avatar Landmers @landmers.bsky.social
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Well, the Supreme Court justifies it, so it's okay, right?

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Mike Rodriquez's avatar Mike Rodriquez @allthepages.org
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I've said this many times before T, and anyone else he feels the need to take care of. It goes against all my ethics, but we didn't make the rules, now did we. And our nation is more important than a traitorous, wannabe dictator. So Joe will do what's necessary, I'm sure.

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David Clarke's avatar David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social
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Co fucking sign.

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As A Dog-man ☭'s avatar As A Dog-man ☭ @scooterdavis.bsky.social
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Heckin right Dark Brandon effed around and found out ruthkanda forever

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𝕊𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕥 ℙ𝕒𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕟 🦠x0's avatar 𝕊𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕥 ℙ𝕒𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕟 🦠x0 @maxwalrus.bsky.social
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Has to be inside DC

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Richard's avatar Richard @renuvian.bsky.social
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Why stop there? Take out the conservative justices as well and pack the court with dems.

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Jake Wertz's avatar Jake Wertz @jakewertz.bsky.social
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There’s also the Pelican Brief scenario

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Mike Puterbaugh's avatar Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net
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Amicus curae brief in the form of six black helicopters dispatched to One First Street as deliberations begin

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Frame the Narrative 's avatar Frame the Narrative @framethenarrative.bsky.social
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If we’re going there, I’d set my sights on the far right SC justices first

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Nolan Zugernat's avatar Nolan Zugernat @zugernat.bsky.social
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The guardrails are off.

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Ali's avatar Ali @alirein.bsky.social
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Pretty much. Can claim he’s a national security threat.

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Zuthal's avatar Zuthal @zuthal.bsky.social
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Give him the old flying slap-chop

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Wendel's avatar Wendel @wendelschwab.bsky.social
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Assassinate a few SCOTUS justices while he's at it.

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Jay Schiavone's avatar Jay Schiavone @jaytingle.bsky.social
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It’s just good politics.

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Suboptimal planetoid's avatar Suboptimal planetoid @staledimsum.bsky.social
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Nah. The supremes should go first.

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Facetiously Esoteric's avatar Facetiously Esoteric @facetiousone.bsky.social
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And ship the court off to Guantanamo Bay and pick a new court. Since their are no repercussions...

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Durty Bear Seb ➡️ Folsom Sep 26-30 's avatar Durty Bear Seb ➡️ Folsom Sep 26-30 @sebbearva.bsky.social
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Why stop with Trump? “Replace” the right wing justices too.

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Lunalight | Obsidianwing 's avatar Lunalight | Obsidianwing @obsidianwing.bsky.social
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Life Ends by taking a Poop on the toilet Bowl would be nobodys fault

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Alan Grofield's avatar Alan Grofield @alangrofield.bsky.social
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they’re not gonna ultimately decide in Trump’s favor here, but they’re going to rule for him on the merits on ballot access and try to string the immunity stuff out long enough for him to win the election and pardon himself, mooting the issue

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cool kevin's avatar cool kevin @berrey.bsky.social
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If they've granted carte blanche, couldn't President Biden just assassinate every SCOTUS justice he dislikes, too?

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Don't Eat That's avatar Don't Eat That @inediblepouch.bsky.social
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That would be legal and therefore morally correct

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DeWallet Inspector's avatar DeWallet Inspector @otlee.bsky.social
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They aren’t going to rule in his favor - they’re just making sure the trial comes after the election

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Mark's avatar Mark @marksimploding.bsky.social
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Also, they wont even weigh in on that. They will avoid it to prevent a ruling. because clearly, a sitting president does have immunity, but not for domestic or criminal affairs. But they don’t want to “spell it out” in fear it will be used in future to impeachment for political gains.

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Mark's avatar Mark @marksimploding.bsky.social
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Clearly. 100%. And we get to parade the terrorist and his mob through the streets throwing rocks and decapitating them to send their severed heads throughout the lands as to warn further Nazis what will occur!

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Kevin OMalley's avatar Kevin OMalley @holyshitimfucked.com
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Take out the 6 Justices while he is at it.

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The Waco Jedi's avatar The Waco Jedi @paltx.bsky.social
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Ron Hogan's avatar Ron Hogan @ronhogan.bsky.social
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Wouldn’t even have to do it himself—he could hire someoe, avoid prosecution for CONSPIRACY to murder, then pardon the actual assassin whenever he felt like it.

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Not Ellen 's avatar Not Ellen @notellen.bsky.social
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He would be a hero.

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Tom Wallach's avatar Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social
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Not to mention half the Supreme Court and much of congress

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