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Dan in his mensch era@dvgeebees.bsky.social |
"the left has misunderstood my desire to eat ass"
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Evan May
@gianttourtiere.bsky.social
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Why did you have to make my perfectly ordinary desire for cannibalizing my enemies weird by conflating it with some kind of sexual act???
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MurkyMurk
@naught2shabby.bsky.social
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Alex Jones' words merit Britt's delivery.
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@peripatetic.bsky.social
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I can't even say "gosh, I'm flattered by the offer, but..."
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Law Creep
@lawcreep.bsky.social
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They thought I meant metaphorically and added a sexual bent. Fools! I literally meant cannibalizing their ass muscles following the imminent total societal collapse.
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NutMeg
@casuallychaotic.bsky.social
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It's almost as if the left has a sense of humour, and knows they can make parody out of anything, if given the opportunity.
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Crazy Cat Lady Abroad
@crazycatladyabroad.bsky.social
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It's like a pettier version of Reagan's economic policy. The more he says to try to clarify/justify his evil stupidity, the worse it sounds.
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Jason
@itsjason.bsky.social
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No, we get it, Alex. You like to toss salad.
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CineWolf is living deliciously
@cinewolf.bsky.social
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How much does he charge ?
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MTC
@mtc111.bsky.social
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My I Eat Ass tee shirt….
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𒄯𒊕
@azubir.bsky.social
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I don't think he can afford to eat the ass of a leftist. I don't know one who would let those vile lips rim their anoos for less than a million. Alex Jones: Too broke to eat ass.
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wildmonkeysects™
@wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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Alex has lost to the interwebs, again.
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LucieCatnip
@luciecatnip.bsky.social
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So... he's still "taking" about literally eating ass? Got it.
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Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!?
@sekoku.bsky.social
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Hell yeah, brother! I eat ass! *is passed a note* ...BUT NOT LIKE THAT.
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jklinders.bsky.social
@jklinders.bsky.social
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We understand all too well how much he craves a nice slice of ass.
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Obscuricom
@obscuricom.bsky.social
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This is not a man with serious opinions, he is a man with a humiliation fetish that I refuse to participate in.
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Nick
@nickkaters.bsky.social
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"I didn't mean eat your ass; I'm talking about being a cannibal, you freaks"
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Spacepotatoe
@janel131.bsky.social
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This is like the third time he's trotted out this rage bait. Alex is always predictable.
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@crypticthree.bsky.social
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It's funny. I get it. But Alex is just baiting y'all when he posts shit like this. He knows what he is doing. @knowledgefight.bsky.social can explain it better than me. Their podcast is a better way to laugh at him
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@mounsear.bsky.social
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Let him cook!
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Mister Timbo
@timsull.bsky.social
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Cute how serious he is in thinking anyone gives a fuck what his intention was when he said it
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van der halen generator
@woj.bsky.social
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has anyone fact-checked the 10-days-to-cannibalism claim in that tweet? "10 days without food and over 80% of people start eating each other." watching yellowjackets doesn't count as research!
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Liz 🧡 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
@circaliz.bsky.social
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We don't understand what he's "taking" about.
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Zappit
@zappit.bsky.social
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“See, what I actually meant was that I am a cannibal with discerning taste, preferring the ass meats to other parts. However, leftist meat is preferred, as right-wing meat is tainted by poor dietary choices and repeated infections.”
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Toreole
@toreole.bsky.social
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>"policy‘s" Damn grammar fail, L jones
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Chris Wagner
@chriswagner.bsky.social
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Side note: that's a working muscle. Gonna require a low/slow cooking approach to make it palatable.
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Chris Wagner
@chriswagner.bsky.social
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No way in hell he's actually good at it.
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@BohunkHusker
@bohunkhusker.bsky.social
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Alex Jones dropped a jazz album?
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Joel McLemore
@joelmclemore.bsky.social
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Subsistence ass eating instead of recreational ass eating.
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Joe, From the Internet
@boardnow.bsky.social
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Streisand effect in full force
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Rayne Raccoon (missing his fiancé)
@rayneraccoon.bsky.social
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So he's a cannibal now? Cool cool cool. *walks away trying my best to look unappetizing*
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Lam “Dot” Sinton
@lamsinton.bsky.social
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“I meant like in Road Warrior” is not the clarification he thinks it is.
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Trashy McTrashface
@416raccoon.bsky.social
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I mean does anyone think he would stop talking long enough to eat ass?
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Mr. ‘Teasy Weasy’ Raymond, Stylist to the Stars
@bisonfish.bsky.social
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No no, I fully understood, he wishes to eat asses.
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Ryondor
@ryondor.bsky.social
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Maybe he should stop trying to sound cool. Or tough, smart, experienced, insightful, liked...
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C.B. Blanchard is writing about gay werewolves
@gaycannibalism.bsky.social
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I'd prefer if he didn't taint the good name of cannibals
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊
@sandyjohnson.bsky.social
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Jones is such a waste of lumpy flesh!
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Armando Bayolo
@armandobayolo.bsky.social
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Now, now. Don't kink shame. 😉
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amdiamanti
@amdiamanti.bsky.social
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"No homo! No homo!" I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and dive into that cornhole.
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Mama Roxy
@mama-roxy.bsky.social
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"I blame you for associating this phrasing that has been the dominant definition in the zeitgeist for a long time and not my literal use that I typed out after having done too much coke."
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@chuckles4ever.bsky.social
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Somehow I don’t think so…
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@chuckles4ever.bsky.social
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Chuckles!
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Tye
@tyed.bsky.social
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He smells like whiskey, cigars, and asshole…
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Sir Vrika MacPherson-Wolf, OMS
@vrika.bsky.social
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It makes perfect sense, as he is full of shit.
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💢Marx was right.🕊
@paulwalker44.bsky.social
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lol.
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Dell Cameron
@dell.bsky.social
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oh, he means swallow ass
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Jason Thomas Browe
@jtbrowe.bsky.social
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Alex Jones’ ass eating was just a slip of the tongue, so to speak.
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John O’Donnell
@jodami.bsky.social
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Oh Chasey Lain…
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WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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It’s always pasty dudes like him who think they’ll be a warlord of the wasteland after the apocalypse when they have ‘early casualty’ written all over them.
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Derek Writes Stuff
@derekwrites.bsky.social
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I like that he thinks the problem is just that he was misunderstood, not that everyone thinks he's a clown
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The Unusual Buddhist
@jimbotron9k.bsky.social
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The heart want what it wants I suppose
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guy 🏴☠️ ⚔️ ⚰️
@guy1.bsky.social
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If he actually knew anything about the online left he would know eating ass is widely considered praxis
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Sock Puppet Pundit
@sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social
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He went from eating ass to cannibalism.
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Gawain
@niawag.bsky.social
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the left made eating ass weird and sexual. he meant it in a normal way.
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Devin𓅃
@devin-eleven.bsky.social
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When will we ever believe conservatives when they tell us who they are? Jones wants to eat ass and maybe that's a good place for him to start making amends for his many wrongs. He could start with those parents he vilified.
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So Help Me Todd
@toddfawx69.bsky.social
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Gay frogs
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S.
@lxxvthilleagle.bsky.social
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He said what he meant.
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Adam Trotter
@astrotter.bsky.social
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Let's have a peek into Alex's psyche! [peeks] [blood freezes and organs burst]
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Inevitable Decline
@nestedpistordoll.bsky.social
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He should have said consume your ass and then it would have been clear that he meant all that crazy made up shit
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Kate
@almostgurf.bsky.social
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he's still overestimating how many people want to eat his ass in any scenario
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Rhett Derrick
@lawzag.bsky.social
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*sad rusty trombone noises*
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Alan Fisher
@amfisher.bsky.social
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Someone who cares for him should probably check on Jones. [Crickets chirp] Oh, right.
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✨𝓔ᦓꪻｒｏᵈᒍ❕𝖓𝖓🫀
@o-0.bsky.social
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fixed it
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TheVClaw 🐗 🏳️🌈
@thevclaw.bsky.social
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Just for the record, he's not talking about literal cannibalism here. Instead, he's referring to being the Middle-Piece in a political Human-Centipede where he has a Liberal in the front, and Ben Shapiro in the back.
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@thirdarchon.bsky.social
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Y'all have probably already stumbled across this gem, but if not, oh boy, are you in for a treat (guy remixed Alex Jones talkin about eating lefty butt into a song, and it's both catchy and hilarious)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EK...
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thatevilenby
@thatevilenby.bsky.social
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"I'm talking about cannibalism" that doesn't make it better alex
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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I was wondering why I saw someone here make a joke earlier today with "eat my leftist ass" 😂 This is classic stupidity at its finest 🥂🤣 but as someone mentioned, he knew exactly what he was saying, being the attention whore that he is 🤔
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MindCrime
@mindcrime.bsky.social
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I love how this follow up isnt making anything better
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Metzgirl 🌈
@metzgirl.bsky.social
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So... He thinks saying he's a cannibal is better than the sexual meaning. Huh.
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enkyment
@enskyment.bsky.social
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This is so funny. I thought he was just owning the meme but apparently he somehow *still* didn't get what saying that sounds like and was trying to be cool.
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Anti-you
@anti-you.bsky.social
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“First, oil. You have to have oil. Get it all up in there and around, can’t emphasize enough to really have at that ass, you need oil.”
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Eric
@inthiseconomy.bsky.social
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This is just engagement farming though, right?
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Jen in Motion
@jeninmotion.bsky.social
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So basically as he has declared his desire to murder us and eat us, is it legal to just drop this weirdo on sight? (Obviously we are NTA for wanting to do so)
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TubaPeter.com
@tubapeter.bsky.social
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The typos suggest he was typing frantically.
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Jason
@jasondtx.bsky.social
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Did I miss the apocalypse? Does that mean I don't need to go into work today? Anyone got a barbarian band I can join? I can add spikes to my Mazda.
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@robinthereanimato.bsky.social
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André3Beerts
@ericfreebinson.bsky.social
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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
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Ol' Bait Shop
@newbaitshop.bsky.social
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How can this fucker still afford a computer to post on? Doesn't he owe, like, a billion dollars in fines? If I become a MAGA, does that mean I likewise never have to pay fines or taxes or do any jail time for anything I do? That's a way sweeter deal than I'm getting from liberalism.
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Paul Driggere 🦋
@writerwithcats.bsky.social
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So, wait, did he just confess to being a cannibal or not?
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Viola Smart
@smartvpants.bsky.social
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I know this is the least of the issues, but... Policy's
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Hollywood Hill
@hollywoodhill.bsky.social
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He should've accused them of kink shaming.
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KB
@sorrykb.bsky.social
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“The left has failed to understand the masterful threat explicit in my meme. In this essay I will…”
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KB
@sorrykb.bsky.social
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as’s
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@calizaybak.bsky.social
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As god as my witness I thought this was fake when I saw it the other day.
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Scott Supak
@supak.bsky.social
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He needs to hire people who need rim jobs.
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Full Name
@amicusopus.bsky.social
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In his defense, you said it was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
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Dee, but not THAT Dee, the other one.
@deetoriadee.bsky.social
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His continued miss use of "taking" instead of "talking" is driving me mad.
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Michael, from the internet™ 🌲🏴
@champl.in
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“This is not a sex thing. I simply intend to consume human flesh”
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Kate
@silea.bsky.social
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No I think we understood it just fine thanks.
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Jay Marose
@jaymarose.bsky.social
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I still dont get it.
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@l-jam.bsky.social
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Don’t you see? He wants to eat our asses like a cannibal. Maybe with a side of tossed salad.
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Steve Asbell is writing!
@steveasbell.bsky.social
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Alex Jones is essentially saying ‘I’m not gay, just a cannibal!’
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Multiple Mental Illnesses In A Trenchcoat 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@queerthing.bsky.social
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"You fucking sickos thought I meant eat your ass sexually, no, freaks, I meant I'm going to murder you and consume your flesh"
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Zac EpinEfron
@breenisterrible.bsky.social
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"actually, i'm even more out of touch than you thought" - alex jones
1 replies 0 reposts 9 likes
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@cobinclt.bsky.social
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Wonder if he likes jelly or syrup
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Mike Puterbaugh
@mike.puterbaugh.net
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Does he have any idea how much ass he'll have to eat to pay off the $1.5 billion he owes to Sandy Hook families
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mxhrad
@mxhrad.bsky.social
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It is amazing how stupid people get so rich and powerful in this country.
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Local Oaf
@snackalgorithm.bsky.social
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He's doing this on purpose. He got a bunch of publicity the first time he talked about eating his neighbor's ass and he's trying to get it going again.
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Julia S.
@booktweeting.bsky.social
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y’all thought I meant I would toss your salad but I meant I would put you on my salad with a nice Chianti am I making it worse or better? I cannot tell
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🏳️⚧️Lilly (void) North🏳️⚧️
@lillynorthmusic.bsky.social
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Hay idk, Cannibalism seems pretty great now a days
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Rufus T Firefly
@pokeyoaksbiker.bsky.social
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I have no idea what he is 'taking' about.
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HawkWolf (aka H. A. Kirsch)
@hakirsch.bsky.social
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First he can’t remember his own kid’s name because he just ate a big bowl of chili, and now he wants to lick the chocolate frosting off my donut? Gtfo
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Polito’s Way
@politosway.bsky.social
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Road warrior collapse? What the fuck does that m… wait never mind, I don’t care.
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Malcolm MacMahon
@amacmahon.bsky.social
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My not involved in eating ass T-shirt etc etc
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Bethany!
@bellayalta.bsky.social
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The lady doth protest too much
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Chris “✊” Heller
@hellertime.bsky.social
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perhaps he should put this on a tshirt, so if anyone asks he can refer them to his tshirt
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edhorsley
@edhorsley.bsky.social
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Is this from a parody account?
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes