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Micah

@rincewind.run

new form of ridiculous cybertruck spotted! this one had an instagram handle on the back, and I’m not sure I can think of a worse two word combination than “cybertruck influencer”

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient's avatar Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social
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It looks like a Trapper Keeper.

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe (postcation arc) 🇵🇸's avatar coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe (postcation arc) 🇵🇸 @wormwitch.bsky.social
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idk why all of them arent like this , i suddenly dont mind that it looks like a piece of shit deathtrap if it's holographic . my mutilated corpse is gonna sparkle when i slip on ice a road barrier as 33 mph

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Kye Fox's avatar Kye Fox @kyefox.com
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These colors on just about anything else though

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Glass Teeth's avatar Glass Teeth @glassteeth.bsky.social
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Let's see how many slices of bologna it takes to completely remove the paint from that car Or, alternatively, how many fries it takes to completely coat a car in seagull poo

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Katie Tightpussy's avatar Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay
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oh my god

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I Heart Noise's avatar I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bsky.social
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Apparently there's a Twitter/Youtube account called TesLatino - the name reminding me very much of Latinos 4 Trump

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Alrek's Cat's avatar Alrek's Cat @alrekarinbjorn.bsky.social
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be careful not to get your weenie suck in any of the doors

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Samantha's avatar Samantha @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social
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i saw one with that style of paint job drive past going the other way on the freeway and thought i'd imagined it for a moment, it looked so stupid and out of place

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Flux 🤍🩶💜🖤's avatar Flux 🤍🩶💜🖤 @fluxandflow.bsky.social
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Well, they've figured out how to keep it from rusting. It still looks like a rainbow-chrome Trapper Keeper on wheels.

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Aviva Blakeman's avatar Aviva Blakeman @actuallyaviva.bsky.social
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Why does this feel like the 20’s version of the 70’s painted wizard van?

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Ken 's avatar Ken @stonedbutchblues.bsky.social
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They probably saw your tesla and thought you'd be friends 🧡

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martin_fff's avatar martin_fff @martinfff.bsky.social
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Oh, that's your watch in a reflection, it's not on the side of the CT?

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Ned's avatar Ned @thewesterhazys.bsky.social
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Feel we should work towards a society where no one who would buy a cybertruck has influence over anything.

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Itz Rizzky's avatar Itz Rizzky @sadgirlhours666.bsky.social
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It's usual car guy stuff. mf probably has 4 cars and is doing some crazy ass custom build

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Tom Rossmeissl's avatar Tom Rossmeissl @trossmeissl.bsky.social
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Just imagine it in Justin Bieber Chrome.

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Michael M's avatar Michael M @bedwyr.bsky.social
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Pokémon Shiny.

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Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!?'s avatar Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? @sekoku.bsky.social
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What's the insta to Cyber bully King? (Joking)

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Katie (she/they)'s avatar Katie (she/they) @imagine0enigami.bsky.social
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Waste of a chrome illusion paint job if you ask me.

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Simon (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Simon (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️ @cyrneko.codeberg.page
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Eh I think "crypto influencer" comes as a close second at least

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Cake Content's avatar Cake Content @cakecontent.bsky.social
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Massive dickhead would be the British 2-word contribution. Not even worthy of effing twat.

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Blissful Thorn's avatar Blissful Thorn @blissfulthorn.bsky.social
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TIL Mystic paint is still a thing.

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I’m interested in the primer they used to get the paint to adhere to the stainless steel

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Naja Kaouthia (gretten heks)'s avatar Naja Kaouthia (gretten heks) @najakaouthia.bsky.social
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I saw one driving in Pike National Forest yesterday and I hope they’re not a local because Colorado winter is going to murder that tin can.

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The Magenta Egg's avatar The Magenta Egg @emptymind.bsky.social
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I honestly think making it even sillier looking is the only right call to make.

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BoRIS the WIZARD🧙‍♂️'s avatar BoRIS the WIZARD🧙‍♂️ @boristhewizard.bsky.social
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Usually turdla owners will wrap their crap thinking polishing a turd will make it look better.

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SuperBatPajamaPants's avatar SuperBatPajamaPants @ribbs.bsky.social
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Took me a bit to realise they didn't have a picture of an arm with a watch on it. I might need to go back to bed!

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Snitty's avatar Snitty @clofsnitville.bsky.social
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2024 car, 1983 paint job.

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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at least this neon iridescent color scheme Kind Of fits with the blocky angular design, it feels 80s synthpunk sorta. but you're still puttin lipstick on a pig

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Wolf Tamer's avatar Wolf Tamer @wolftamer.cafe
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Somehow, they made it look even less rendered than before. Impressive.

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Bsky Kreuger's avatar Bsky Kreuger @lammatic.hellthread.vet
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When you're so ugly not even bisexual lighting can save you

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"Hey gang, posting from the hospital. Cybertruck got me pretty good, but they're saying with years of therapy I might recover! Looking forward to a roadtrip in my sick Cybertruck next weekend tho!"

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Okay look if you're going to buy a video game truck, you should absolutely pay a couple of bucks for some skins for it. That's just sensible.

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contemptress's avatar contemptress @thejessness.bsky.social
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i mean. at least this one HAS a paint job?

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Pablozí's avatar Pablozí @pablozi.bsky.social
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I heard if you die in a cybertruck influencer you die in real life..

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Mx. "900 ft." JS Carter Gilson // 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Mx. "900 ft." JS Carter Gilson // 🏳️‍⚧️ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us
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It's like one of those hypercolor shirts from the late '80s. Except not awesome.

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the antisocialite's avatar the antisocialite @ladylofi.bsky.social
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Is this your after market tint effect (my recently bought truck has this issue), or did they actually try to polish this turd?

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Self-deprecating ghost's avatar Self-deprecating ghost @soundwave187.bsky.social
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Remindes me of those mermaid knives & I'm not surprised at all cypertruckers like that sort of thing.

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Val.'s avatar Val. @shutterval.bsky.social
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👀Indeed ridiculous clout seeking cybertruck not worth attention & money

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amdiamanti's avatar amdiamanti @amdiamanti.bsky.social
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Xzibit needs to come back with "Pimp My Cybertruck."

www.huffpost.com/entry/pimp-m...

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Darunia Sage's avatar Darunia Sage @daruniasage.bsky.social
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The color is cute but that shit is still ugly 🤣 how do you make something cuteugly?

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Arash Mohebbi's avatar Arash Mohebbi @thatoldbear.bsky.social
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All that money to return to the seventies

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word's avatar word @words.bsky.social
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at first I thought there was a large semi opaque hand and wrist watch buried in the hazey image...

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dawgosaur.bsky.social's avatar dawgosaur.bsky.social @dawgosaur.bsky.social
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DoucheTruk™

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Indorfin's avatar Indorfin @indorfin.bsky.social
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It’s pretty 🤷🏻‍♂️It’s still shaped like it was designed by the King of Divorce, but those are some pretty colors. They could further deemphasize the ugly blockiness by not having the colors randomly change for the top half of the vehicle along a clearly defined line.

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bigkafka's avatar bigkafka @bigkafka.bsky.social
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Maybe, it's was a venmo handle, to pay the mistake?

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services's avatar Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social
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Every day we stray further from God...

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 Kait Richardson 's avatar Kait Richardson @qirenni.com
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Can they influence the Cybertruck to stop sucking?

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Raven Amos (½ of CubelightGFX) 🦖🐉🎨🐦‍⬛'s avatar Raven Amos (½ of CubelightGFX) 🦖🐉🎨🐦‍⬛ @alaskanime.bsky.social
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I'm gonna just say it - the colors aren't the problem. That color combo is my company's colors. It's the machine they're painted on that's the problem.

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Vic's avatar Vic @vicrosearts.bsky.social
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I thought the reflection of your arm was a decal on the cyber truck 😵

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Józef Bluesky's avatar Józef Bluesky @smokinjoe.bsky.social
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I hate how I'd absolutely rock this decal in rocket league while going on my usual 7-game losing streak

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Erin Biba's avatar Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social
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Hilariously, that vinyl wrap probably confers an enormous amount of protection to that car’s finish LMAO

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Hylen S's avatar Hylen S @hylen26.bsky.social
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I can come up with two worse words! ... /Thinks/ Wow. No. That's the worst. Well spotted.

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WildGorillaMan's avatar WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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I dig the color but not even airbrush art of a wizard, dragon, and a half-naked lady on the side of a cybertruck could make it cool.

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Hollywood Hank Hill's avatar Hollywood Hank Hill @audleyzdarke.bsky.social
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I love this in the way that some women love serial killers.

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It's better than keeping the (easily vandalized) stainless steel. I spotted this one yesterday.

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Thomas Brooke 's avatar Thomas Brooke @militarybrook.bsky.social
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Cyberceleb!!!

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Warcabbit's avatar Warcabbit @warcabbitmwm.bsky.social
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My God the 1970s custom van is back. In pog form.

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Minuit's avatar Minuit @zoroark.ca
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Plot twist this is just what happens if you leave it out in the sun.

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Raoul Guapo 's avatar Raoul Guapo @raoulguapo.bsky.social
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Dr. Benway 's avatar Dr. Benway @docbenway.bsky.social
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This looks dumb but still better than naked stainless steel

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Josh D. Stranding 🏴‍☠️'s avatar Josh D. Stranding 🏴‍☠️ @matrixman124.hellthread.vet
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Does it have truck nuts?

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Matt Grimshaw's avatar Matt Grimshaw @thedocumattarian.bsky.social
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Maricelium's avatar Maricelium @maricelium.bsky.social
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Cybertruck influencer sounds like a name for those sibling characters from Borderlands 3. Which works i guess; The.. design(!?) of the car looks like it came from the game.. i wonder if a cybertruck can be eaten with a fork? 🤔

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joqatana's avatar joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social
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I want a car the same color as my hair but not that one. I’m actually shocked that I’ve only seen one of these things in the wild in Marin County.

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Guy Forget's avatar Guy Forget @guyforget.bsky.social
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Is that white car a reflection, or did they paint a less hideous car on their hideous truck?

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Amy D's avatar Amy D @bullittgirl.bsky.social
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Least they don't have to worry about rust.

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The Space Bunny!'s avatar The Space Bunny! @resolutecourier.bsky.social
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The Polished Turd

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Perfect Orb 🍄's avatar Perfect Orb 🍄 @perfectorb.bsky.social
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This is the least bad cybertruck i’ve seen

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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brony cybertruck, bring on the nukes

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⛱️ Shore-by Camp-acio 🏕️'s avatar ⛱️ Shore-by Camp-acio 🏕️ @virtuistic.bsky.social
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Thanks, I hate it!

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Nataly 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Nataly 🏳️‍⚧️ @nightpups.bsky.social
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I'm amazed how much better this looks compared to the naked steel. Though the car in the reflection looks pretty nice.

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Elizabeth🜆's avatar Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social
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*puts on my car nerd hat* It's probably a wrap, not paint. Faster, cheaper, easier to change, available at more places, well known in car nerd circles, and not well known outside of them. That doesn't make it look any less absurd. *takes off car nerd hat*

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Foxy esquire's avatar Foxy esquire @foxylustygrover.bsky.social
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What kind of watch is that?

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Dave F's avatar Dave F @dibzy.bsky.social
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That is one ugly looking car.

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Eli Sarver's avatar Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
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why does this have a hexagonal bolt pattern with a heptagonal fork pattern? ugh.

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marcmagus's avatar marcmagus @marcmagus.bsky.social
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This looks like it should change color if I put my hand on it for a few seconds.

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RubberMatt's avatar RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social
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That is the least shit Caberfrack I've seen. It's still shit, but it's less shit than the others. Which, let's face it, is a pretty low fucking bar.

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Ali Fleih's avatar Ali Fleih @alifleih.bsky.social
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It looks like Elon Musk had a child with aurora borealis.

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Lielac's avatar Lielac @lielac.bsky.social
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porygon-looking car. it'd be cool if only it weren't, you know. a cybertruck. with all the attendant flaws and horrible safety issues.

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Dan of La Mancha's avatar Dan of La Mancha @knitdan.bsky.social
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Ok but I kind of like this

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Andy Cooper 's avatar Andy Cooper @integgro.llc
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That's a weird way to spell "Rust Developer".

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Rye! @ AC 💚🏳️‍🌈's avatar Rye! @ AC 💚🏳️‍🌈 @ryedog.bsky.social
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How many posts to get to them coping about something wrong with it and having unfounded faith lord Elon will rectify the problem or that it doesn't actually matter

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Billy Stamper's avatar Billy Stamper @stampertv.bsky.social
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i've still never seen one in person, it feels like a huge hoax to me still

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domino 's avatar domino @domino.lol
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i like this chameleon paint on certain things i have it on my grinder and bong i would never have it on a *truck*

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Shayde the Demoness's avatar Shayde the Demoness @demonshayde.bsky.social
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jeez. though i must admit, i do like that paintjob style. where it changes between blue and purple depending on how you look at it.

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Lurple's avatar Lurple @lurple.bsky.social
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Is it right or wrong to key one these monstrosities? 🤔

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Karen “the good kind” Percy's avatar Karen “the good kind” Percy @karenpercy.bsky.social
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It still needs something to cover those hideous wheels but it’s still better than the steel

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Dexter Crisp's avatar Dexter Crisp @dextercrisp.bsky.social
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A worse two word combination: "Conservative politician"

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RDS (formerly shawphd)'s avatar RDS (formerly shawphd) @rds773.bsky.social
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It reminds me of those iridescent metal earrings you see at art fairs

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Alireza Rahmani's avatar Alireza Rahmani @alirezarahmani2004.bsky.social
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A Model S vs Cybertruck if we compare into them.

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Skanedog's avatar Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social
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In the 90s I used to go to a shop in Glasgow that sold holographic dreamcatchers and they looked exactly like that.

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Marco Jardim's avatar Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im
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Ooh worst combination of words, let me try.... "Crypto Guru"

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Soraya Nadia McDonald 's avatar Soraya Nadia McDonald @sorayamcdonald.bsky.social
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"what if we made a Lisa Frank cybertruck, but not in like, a gay way?"

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David (he/him)'s avatar David (he/him) @dkbell0.bsky.social
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This image is proof that god has abandoned us.

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Thomas Nguyen's avatar Thomas Nguyen @nuge.bsky.social
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Two word combinations worse than Cybertruck influencer: Testicle trauma Royal expert Crypto investor Kardashian wedding

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Pixel Pushers Union 512's avatar Pixel Pushers Union 512 @ppu512.bsky.social
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Cybersuuuuuck

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Fiona's avatar Fiona @merlyngabriel.bsky.social
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they are so fugly. It's like a really crappy box design someone stuck wheels on.

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PolyChrome 's avatar PolyChrome @jenstone.bsky.social
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Ah, LA. You never disappoint 😂

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John ✦°'s avatar John ✦° @johnchavez.io
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Billy 🇵🇸❤️🌈🕊's avatar Billy 🇵🇸❤️🌈🕊 @jesterthejedi.bsky.social
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Add “cancelled” just before.

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Caleb is McFreakin Blue (sky)'s avatar Caleb is McFreakin Blue (sky) @airheadedaviator.bsky.social
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From this angle it looks so damn big

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Ziggy Fleetwood's avatar Ziggy Fleetwood @ziggyfleetwood.bsky.social
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Awesome paint job but that’s all it’s getting from me

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MrBundren's avatar MrBundren @sleeve.bsky.social
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stolen from elsewhere

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340ml vodka shot's avatar 340ml vodka shot @slime.bsky.social
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looks pretty cool tbh

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's avatar @ronin420.bsky.social
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I used to joke that they were designed by the makers of Starfox. I might have been on to something!

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Kragar's avatar Kragar @kragar.bsky.social
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Can they influence the trucks not to suck ass?

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Itsy Bitsy Araneidae's avatar Itsy Bitsy Araneidae @itsyaranei.bsky.social
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Eeeh, if they're having fun and enjoying their journey, good on 'em. The world is a dumpster fire right now. Short of someone assassinating an archduke, it can't get a whole lot worse. As long as they're not hurting anyone, let 'em be happy with their low-poly FPS fantasy.

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Robin Bobcat's avatar Robin Bobcat @robinbobcat.bsky.social
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It took me a moment to realize that was a reflection of your arm and steering wheel in your window, not that they had lovingly and inexplicably wrapped their rustdumpster with it...

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FreddyB Aviation Photography 's avatar FreddyB Aviation Photography @freddyb-aviation.bsky.social
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"InCell Camino" (cannot take credit for that)

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's avatar @metboy.bsky.social
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I've got a metal stein that color scheme, and while it would be impressive if they did the same kind of metal treatment to get those colors... it's still on the body of a cybertruck. You can polish a turd to high gloss, but it's still a turd.

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is that legal seems elon owns twitter it should be a twitter / X

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May O's avatar May O @may01.bsky.social
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Wow

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Not kidding; wish I was's avatar Not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com
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ride eternal all shiny and chrome!

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Memento Morty 🌙's avatar Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
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*uploading a reel to social media as my cybertruck catches fire with me inside screaming "JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS CARGO SPACE!"*

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Genderflux Superfluid's avatar Genderflux Superfluid @rewhan.bsky.social
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Oh no what a waste of perfectly good pearlescent paint...

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Hipster Sasquatch's avatar Hipster Sasquatch @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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That's a wrap, not paint. Better-applied than most cybertruck wraps I've seen, at least based on the data in the photo.

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Aaron Campbell's avatar Aaron Campbell @aaroncampbellarts.bsky.social
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That thing is just begging to kiss a key.

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Tom Richardson's avatar Tom Richardson @tomrichardson.bsky.social
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Oooh, we saw one of those, I wonder if it was the same one. The toddler I was with said, “that looks like a really nice car!” I kept trying to drive beside it so the toddler could enjoy it.

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GreyDuck's avatar GreyDuck @greyduck.bsky.social
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I mean if you're going to put lipstick on the pig, it might as well be iridescent lipstick.

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CisHet Billionaire's avatar CisHet Billionaire @bennettelder.net
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Cyberwarthog?
bsky.app/profile/benn...

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ZacktheScumbag-ceasefire plz's avatar ZacktheScumbag-ceasefire plz @scumbagnobody.bsky.social
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did you brick the window as any reasonable person would do? At least a middle finger?

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Mike Smale's avatar Mike Smale @earwigplanet.bsky.social
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A shiny Pokemon.

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Scipio Africanus the Elder God's avatar Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social
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Um... Can I say something without anybody getting mad at me?

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Ryusui's avatar Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social
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an evolution from "Super FX-ass truck" to "PS1 tech demo-ass truck"

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Tharp Smith's avatar Tharp Smith @thetharp.bsky.social
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bsky.app/profile/thet...
let follow each other to make bsky interesting

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Martin Guindon 🤘's avatar Martin Guindon 🤘 @psykodork.bsky.social
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Try Cybertruck Owner.

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Matt Hansen of Matt Hansen fame's avatar Matt Hansen of Matt Hansen fame @matthansenart.bsky.social
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Got kinda impressed until I noticed that what I thought was some abstract galaxy airbrush work was, in fact, just a series of overlapping reflections.

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Eboni Bunni 's avatar Eboni Bunni @ebonibunni.bsky.social
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I wonder if this was a way to (inadvertently cancel the warranty but also makes it easier) to wash the car 🤔

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SPLATTER's avatar SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social
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I think that purple/teal pearlescent paint scheme is my favorite paint job on any vehicle, and I'm glad that the cybertruck still looks shitty with it. it is truly an awful automobile.

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<🇵🇸rockos semicharmed kind of life (oh baby oh baby)>🇦🇲's avatar <🇵🇸rockos semicharmed kind of life (oh baby oh baby)>🇦🇲 @badposter.bsky.social
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Oh Christ oh fuck this is proof of you put an iridescent finish on anything I think looks dumb I will change my negative opinion to “actually don’t get mad at me guys…”

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Big DeVito Energy's avatar Big DeVito Energy @mayawest.online
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Micah you have brought us a truly cursed image. congratulations.

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Byrdi's avatar Byrdi @byrdi.bsky.social
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Not my dumb ass thinking the hand was part of the paint job.

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