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Damien
@dfacobbre.bsky.social
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Send me your magical entities. I’m reasonably unafraid.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺@patnspankme.bsky.social |
2143 followers 2575 following 4617 posts
member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s
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Damien
@dfacobbre.bsky.social
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Send me your magical entities. I’m reasonably unafraid.
0 replies 2 reposts 3 likes
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Crockett Houghton
@crockettforreal.bsky.social
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I looked it up and it turns out there were zero book related deaths in 2023 and so far none in 2024 so, I don’t know, books may not be the problem.
4 replies 15 reposts 75 likes
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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If you still go through the toy aisle every time you visit Target, then we can definitely be friends.
5 replies 37 reposts 95 likes
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BBKitty
@bbkbhv.bsky.social
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Yes, its me! I’m back I hate to ask, but I’d love to find my people again. Any chance you guys help me out?
19 replies 67 reposts 118 likes
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PieGuy
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbours loud motorcycle tomorrow morning
5 replies 41 reposts 215 likes
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Rogs 🤖
@stev.bsky.social
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Don’t mind me just flingin my pecker around when I exit the tub hahaha 😂
0 replies 1 reposts 3 likes
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Violetmusing🧚🏼♀️
@violetmusing.bsky.social
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Doing what I do best... waiting for something that's probably not going to happen.
3 replies 5 reposts 9 likes
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Rinny
@rinny.bsky.social
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i don't really think people who refer to women as dumb based on who they are fucking are getting laid at all
0 replies 1 reposts 3 likes
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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Fight club? I thought you said flight club. We fly at dawn, but don’t say anything.
0 replies 6 reposts 17 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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What has 75 balls and gets old women excited? A Bingo machine
3 replies 18 reposts 30 likes
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Five
@fiveeighths.bsky.social
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All that thunder but the lightning never struck.
0 replies 2 reposts 4 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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With great tits, comes great back pain.
15 replies 41 reposts 115 likes
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Uncle Kermit
@unclekermit.bsky.social
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As a drunk, a shameless womanizer, a moral reprobate, and a scoundrel, I rebuke you!
0 replies 1 reposts 2 likes
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The Real Kim Shady
@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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sorry my titties popped out on aisle 6
8 replies 19 reposts 53 likes
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Jamestopher
@tarnation.bsky.social
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Was feeling kinda bad until I realized I hadn’t drank any water in 2 days
1 replies 3 reposts 12 likes
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Helen
@helenmaryme.bsky.social
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Remember folks, George Clooney isn't really a doctor. He just played one on T.V.
1 replies 4 reposts 18 likes
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melted computer
@meltedcomputer.bsky.social
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just lifted the titanic wreckage out of the sea. was no big deal
3 replies 3 reposts 20 likes
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Holly Brolightly
@hollyholightly.bsky.social
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I FORGOT I HID A BOX OF LITTLE DEBBIES IN MY ROOM YESTERDAY about to make it rain nutty buddies
0 replies 4 reposts 14 likes
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE
@codenamecatbird.bsky.social
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need a linguist to make an hour long YouTube video explaining the evolution of uwu speak
1 replies 2 reposts 5 likes
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BBKitty
@bbkbhv.bsky.social
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Reposting yourself is Bluesky masturbation
8 replies 4 reposts 22 likes
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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If you die in Burlington Coat Factory, you respawn in TJ Maxx
2 replies 11 reposts 25 likes
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Boy Shop Pot
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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a porn streaming site called Nutflix is this a thing
9 replies 37 reposts 91 likes
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James
@overlooked237.bsky.social
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*tells my mom on all of you*
0 replies 4 reposts 8 likes
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Cosmically Funny
@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
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Let's throw eggs at each other.
0 replies 2 reposts 2 likes
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My Name Is Irrelevant I Am Disaster Master
@rureal.bsky.social
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Too sloppy Fever
0 replies 1 reposts 1 likes
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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[licks finger and raises it, eyes narrowed] I have no idea where my pants are.
2 replies 7 reposts 12 likes
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Nappy Dolemite
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
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I'm doing the best I can and that's way less than I need to.
0 replies 7 reposts 10 likes
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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I know I'm totally fucked up, but at least I can fucking laugh at myself.
1 replies 30 reposts 43 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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[patting the bed seductively] come to Butt-Head
8 replies 30 reposts 78 likes
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Holly Brolightly
@hollyholightly.bsky.social
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my hands might be tiny but they can riffle and bridge an entire Uno deck -me, flirting
0 replies 2 reposts 17 likes
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Hot Mess 🔥
@hotsweetmess.bsky.social
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I need all the hugs right now….
2 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
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T
@mamafirefly.bsky.social
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A full night of sleep equals 3 nights of insomnia…
3 replies 4 reposts 11 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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i have no honor whatsoever if the ship is going down i am off that bitch. bye. have fun dying or whatever
2 replies 14 reposts 48 likes
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@armyvet1972.bsky.social
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[1985] Girls: how can I get famous? World: well there’s acting, dancing, singing, modeling, writing, painting… [2024] Girls: how can I get famous? World: tell some tik tok dude how much you like to spit on dicks
2 replies 4 reposts 9 likes
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💕✨Princess Nelly✨💕
@nellyyy.bsky.social
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Whoever followed the princessNelly2.0 account is going to jail
3 replies 1 reposts 4 likes
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Peetoom🐺🍺
@geraldelephants.bsky.social
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Ant crawling on my person
0 replies 1 reposts 11 likes
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Destry Broderick
@destry.bsky.social
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I'm campaigning for big vowel to get the spelling of "forty" changed to "fourty
0 replies 6 reposts 12 likes
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@thislocalhater.bsky.social
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I'm the Richard Simmons of making outdated pop culture references
2 replies 6 reposts 19 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Hiring a bunch of mob guys to follow me around and say, “OH!” every time I make a cute little joke.
11 replies 25 reposts 69 likes
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LENA WIFE
@nebulena.net
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stone cold sleve mcdichael
2 replies 5 reposts 37 likes
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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[getting pulled over] Cop: lemme see your drafts folder Me: I don’t use a drafts folder Cop: holy fucking shit you’re free to go
3 replies 39 reposts 122 likes
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Staff Chief of Joints
@etrain.bsky.social
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I thought organic farming would involve more spleens and kidneys.
0 replies 9 reposts 13 likes
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Sometimes I’m thinking and then I say you better stop before this scheme gets too far
0 replies 4 reposts 10 likes
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Bliss
@blisskissed.bsky.social
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I believe in the power of a chicken taco.
2 replies 11 reposts 46 likes
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Del the Funky Actuary
@mcnugget.bsky.social
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Can I also raise my glass if I’m wrong in all the wrong ways?
0 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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My friends are like we haven’t heard from you. I’m like I just talk to people from Blue-sky now, I get all my socializing and conversations in online and don’t have to see people.
2 replies 10 reposts 44 likes
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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find something you'd loathe on today's news menu how about anxiety with a side of dread and is that all or are you interested in specials we've got (see market price) crushing despair it pairs well with nights scared awake did you save room let's box it up you can take it to go
3 replies 26 reposts 39 likes
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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The only dueling I’ll consider is pistols at dawn. *𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦*
3 replies 30 reposts 52 likes
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heiðrún
@harpy.party
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i wonder if all animals are as happy as dogs and dogs are just good at expressing it
0 replies 3 reposts 11 likes
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Tevye was right. If I were a rich man, I too would ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum. And I would totally biddy biddy bum all day long.
1 replies 3 reposts 14 likes