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I was skeptical about the long trip to New England but after one lobster roll I take it all back.

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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they should invent a front facing camera that doesn’t hurt your feelings

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Ygrene ✔️'s avatar Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
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there should be a law that dentists have to disclose if they are that one dentist that disagrees with nine other dentists

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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Frovo's avatar Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
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90% of vacations is trying to find a good place to pee

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Gwen Pepperoni's avatar Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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Phish should have named their greatest hits album Filet of Phish

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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the media is owned by rich assholes DYING for authoritarianism and those assholes are so delusional they think they can brute force everyone else into agreeing that they want to be ruled by their betters

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Michael 's avatar Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social
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i think of some y'all are being entirely too naive about the type of coverage harris would get

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Aaron Rupar's avatar Aaron Rupar @atrupar.bsky.social
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Trump thinks Project 2025 should stand back and stand by

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Saucy Rick Havoc 's avatar Saucy Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social
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Project 2025 was just a coffee boy. Cool cool.

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Mikey Minus One (on Netflix) plus Medicare  📽️ 's avatar Mikey Minus One (on Netflix) plus Medicare 📽️ @mikeymcfilms.bsky.social
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Canadian Antifa

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Alas, I did not.

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batkaren's avatar batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
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Stop doing things for shits and giggles. You’re just making the Shits and Giggles Fairy stronger. Hungrier…

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Eric Replatformed's avatar Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
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Me: Maybe I should try to play the field The Field: No, thanks.

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Marc's avatar Marc @runoldman.bsky.social
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People that are meant to be together will always find a way to fuck it up.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Me: Fuck…I need a break from the constant barrage of American politics. UK Politics: How do you do, my good sir?

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Amanda Marcotte's avatar Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social
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Project 2025 was from the Chris Rufo school of fascist communications, where you discuss your evil schemes out loud, confident the "normies" are not paying enough attention to notice.

But now it seems less politically engaged people are taking notice.

www.salon.com/2024/07/05/p...

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Zack Bornstein's avatar Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social
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Just from a story perspective, Trump not dying of Covid will go down as the greatest failure of narrative structure in history

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Despite everyone saying that ‘revenge is a dish’ stuff, I can’t find a single cookbook with a decent recipe for it.

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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We only celebrate the 4th so white people can gather and eat mayonnaise

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Eric Replatformed's avatar Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
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For the 4th of July, please enjoy my patriotic fanfic "Indiana Jones and the Cursed Necklaces". Happy Indy Pendants Day!

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weeder's avatar weeder @weeder.bsky.social
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It's safe for me to use the internet because I'm already very confused but everyone else should stop ASAP

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Giraud's avatar Giraud @giraud.bsky.social
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lmao at people still paying for things you can get for free on the internet

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Seth Masket's avatar Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social
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We don’t talk enough about how Michael Corleone was a law-abiding war hero until he was radicalized by police brutality

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Not the first time the correct answer eluded me.

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The Volatile Mermaid 's avatar The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff's avatar Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social
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On most federal holidays, I like to go to one of the retail establishments where people still have to work for a living and be an incredibly patient and understanding shopper.

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Eric Replatformed's avatar Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
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Ever since I heard about the downfall of the largest empire in pre-Columbian America, I have been incan-solable.

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Marc's avatar Marc @runoldman.bsky.social
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It's weird how the person in the mirror looks just like me if I were 20 lbs heavier.

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Staff Chief of Joints's avatar Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
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Happy Your Fire Department Taping Fireworks to a Mannequin's Hand for the Local News Day to all who celebrate!

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Alex Blechman's avatar Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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New York Times: New Epstein allegations show Trump's appeal to younger voters

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drewtoothpaste's avatar drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
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sorry to the United Kingdom but if you want to upstage us on our special fireworks day an election isn't going to do it. we don't even know how those work

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Middle Age Riot's avatar Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social
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The downside of a democracy is that it can vote to destroy itself.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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More like Inattendance Day, amirite?

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SeaTea's avatar SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social
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When I was in grade school my teachers told me that in America anybody can be the President. I thought they were being aspirational. I didn't realize they were pointing to a inherent flaw in the system.

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I left hot dogs and beer out for Uncle Sam and all he left me was a link to his GoFundMe

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Helen Kennedy's avatar Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social
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Something to look forward to under Trump 2.0

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John's avatar John @johncnj.bsky.social
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Pretty disappointing to watch ‘Bones’ only to discover it’s NOT about some dude having sex. Seems like a pretty misleading title. Sort of like the empty promise of hump day.

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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everyone is fighting some kind of battle sucker punch them while they’re focused on the other battle

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Auntie Social 's avatar Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social
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They're called cartoons because "sketch comedy" was already taken

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StefanThinks's avatar StefanThinks @stefanthinks.bsky.social
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The typos and grammatical issues in my posts are on purpose so you know I'm not AI.

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Pretty Good Mike's avatar Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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around this time of day i like to try to figure out what the fuck is wrong with me

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Joe Katz's avatar Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social
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"They're just fearmongering about Project 2025," brought to you by the people behind "They're just fearmongering about a coup" and "they're just fearmongering about abortion bans"

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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Trump’s re-election will mean four hideous years of the GOP playing constant Civil War Chicken at best - as this Heritage Foundation ghoul made clear - and actual civil war at worst. Avoiding that bloody nightmare is a pretty damn good reason to suck it up and vote for Biden.

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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Fate can be cruel. You may find yourself mired in Supreme Court ruling 6-3 in favor of fascism and unable to even fully enjoy the disbarment of Rudolph William Louis Giuliani.

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getting ready for the possibility of going to prison for protesting against Trump by working my way up to eating 50 eggs in a sitting

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