someone emailed me to yell at me for not being a good representative of the 16th Congressional District of New York, in response to an interview i gave on brian lehrer this morning. i told them that they were yelling at the wrong black person and they replied insisting that i am the right one!
Jun 17, 2024 at 18:08 UTC
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Well, I think it *IS* fair to say you could be doing a better job representing the 16th congressional district of New York. Do you even live there
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In that case, I just voted for you. Good luck!
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Were they right, or...?
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Truly the Age of Doubling Down
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It's like the 2024 version of Elijah Cummings and John Lewis!
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i was impressed with your platform & campaign.
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βOur congress is so incompetent they donβt even know when theyβve been elected!β
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I guess congratulations are in order?!?
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Deranged
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On the inside, I'm cracking up even though I know I shouldn't be.
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jamel bouman
is this anything
(seriously wtf)
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Good afternoon, Congressman
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Let's all look deep inside ourselves, and commit to becoming the best Representative of the 16th Congressional District of New York that we can.
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Maybe it's a fight club type situation? Have you been having trouble sleeping?
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They thought you were β¦ Jamaal Bowman? Really? You both keep your hair cut short and wear glasses, but this is the 'you all look alike' microagression* taken to a cosmic extreme.
(* okay, maybe macroagression)
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To be fair, youβre probably not a good representative of the 16th congressional district of New York considering where you live.
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I'll say it, I don't care: I don't know a single person who voted for you.
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You can't fool me Jameal Bouiman.
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congrats on your new job Jamelle, I hear Congress pays well
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At one of my jobs, I was one of three Victoria Clarks. One of them made ID cards for new people at a building 1500 miles from me. I ALWAYS got pinged for access, and when I explained I wasn't the right person I'd get "Are you sure?"
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They seems to believe that every fault should be on the black person.
But it's not a crime to be black tho
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Dammit, I know the diff BUT have apparently been internally mispronouncing your name for a long time.
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was this because you told Hochul that pausing congestion pricing was a good idea, congressman?
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Oh nooooooooooo
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Literally spent my entire day following the saga.
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Did you check to make sure you didn't somehow end up a congressperson in the night. "Shit... this is like the time I bought that owl puppet after taking ambien...."
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Thank you for your service Mr. Congressman
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Congrats on your appointment!
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"And another thing...!!!"
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wait, there's more than one? when did that happen? I didn't vote to allow that
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Congratulations on winning your election sir!
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Well, congratulations Congressman!
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I'm rooting for you, Rep. Bowman-Bouie.
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This is like the 2nd time this has happened with Jamaal Bowman Jesus back in 2020-2021 people confused him and Mondaire Jones
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she relented
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I used to have a number similar to the Sears auto parts department. One guy called and started in, and I said, βThis is not Sears.β And there was a pause and he said, βAre you sure?β
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Come to NY-10. We donβt like Dan Goldman.
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I feel badly because this made me laugh.
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oh, my!
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James Felix Black
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Jun 17, 2024 at 18:08 UTC
.... what
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OMFG. I am going to assume your correspondent was white and apologize on his behalf.
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Me thinking about who you could be, and then I realized that you both wear glasses
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So I guess this means thatβs fairly large percentage of white people canβt tell different Black peoples part from one another then, huh?
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ππ I don't think Bowman's winning that one.
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I think the focus should be on the work you've done bringing the New York Knicks back to prominence. Tough break with your injury against the Pacers but I think the future is bright!
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look forward to swin in your replies writing "just answer the question, congressman."
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Hit em with "Holy crap Tony hawk!" Next time.
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Hey Iβve heard federal pensions are pretty good
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So run, I guess.
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Congratulations on being transmuted into a completely different person.
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That shit is wild, bro. π
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i definitely voted for you ;)
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Heck of a commute you got to the 16th
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Did you know that youβve been present for House votes fewer times in this Congress than any Representative?
Iβm very disappointed
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She thought you were Jamaal Bowman?! Oy.
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did they miss the part where your email domain is not .gov
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Secret identity? π€
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Congratulations on your government health insurance and pension
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they must be mad you don't support segregation like Bowman's opponent does!jacobin.com/2024/06/geor...
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You are black, arenβt you? How much more research does a white person need to put in? Close enough, get your act together and start repping the 16th district betterβ¦
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Congrats on your new job, I guess
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How does anyone have the temerity to yell at the Dean of Columbia University School of Journalism?
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This should be what prompts you to run for Congress.
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Blow their mind by telling them you don't even live in your congressional district.
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www.kwabieranks.me/2024/06/try-...
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time to call up Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-Yonkers) to give him grief about his support for speed cameras
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TFW you got yourself elected to congress and you didn't even know you campaigned or ran!!!
That is one hell of a sleepwalking issue though π€£
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Jun 17, 2024 at 18:21 UTC
HOLY SHIT LOL
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I always find it #interesting how psychos tend to "take the time" to write something, and then I think about that old saying. "Decisions are made by people who show up." At this point, I reach for the bourbon.
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I'm gonna be so embarrassed if you're not the Jamelle Bouie who used to write for Slate and I've been confusing you for some other guy all this time
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Congratulations on your "promotion"?
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Did...did they confuse you with Jamaal Bowman...?
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Idiots di keep popping out everywhere lately...sorry for you.
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Well, you would make a good representative.
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Oh that reminds me, I always wanted to say that I loved the way you journeyed to Jupiter, encountered the Monolith, and experienced Beyond The Infinite.
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Tell it to @mattgertz.bsky.social
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Fine, but what are you going to do about the potholes on my street?
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Clearly you've been terrible at representing the 16th Congressional District of New York, so your emailer may have a point.
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what did she say Other Black Guy did wrong thoooo
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Apparently there is only one Black man with the initials J.B., and you are he.
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congratulations on your new office I guess?
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Putzes will be putzes.
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I just... it's the "apology" that really tops it off. Ugh.
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Well, you've lost that vote.
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'Grats on the promotion...?
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wow an interesting new twist on βthey all look alike to meβ
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Hey homey, I got some parking tickets here...
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Yikkkes?
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I voted for you π«‘
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Tom Lehrer is better.
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YOU SHOULDN'T TREAT FRED LIKE THAT HE HAS A BAD HEART, LAMONT!
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I would vote for you for Congress though
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