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Brooke Binkowski

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Well then it sounds like the CEO of google has fucked up real bad and isn't fit for the job

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Archer in Exile's avatar Archer in Exile @400trix.bsky.social
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No one reads comp.risks anymore.

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Alan Rew's avatar Alan Rew @alanrew.bsky.social
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It's in the nature of LLMs that they hallucinate. They don't understand questions, they're just strings for which the most likely matching strings are to be emitted. He's admitting that it's a feature, not a bug. God knows why he's being so honest. His fellow AI promoters will denounce him.

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John Dellomes's avatar John Dellomes @johnneedee.bsky.social
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Has he tried, oh I don’t know, turning it off and never turning it on again?

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 ⅄HꓕOWIꓕ's avatar ⅄HꓕOWIꓕ @yhtomit.bsky.social
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Wendy Kloiber's avatar Wendy Kloiber @wendykloiber.bsky.social
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@alexdesignsit.bsky.social here’s a good piece on the change

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DVP's avatar DVP @dvpdoes.bsky.social
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Have they tried turning it off?

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RedwoodGirl (she/her) 💖💜💙's avatar RedwoodGirl (she/her) 💖💜💙 @redwoodgirl.bsky.social
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I will never stop being stunned that Google turned one of the most useful applications on the internet into utter shit. Google Search when it was working well felt like The End of History to me: it was the perfect search algorithm and nothing would ever do it better.

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Underwhelmed's avatar Underwhelmed @underwhelmed.bsky.social
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Lol, the meritocracy strikes again

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CapnMarrrrk's avatar CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social
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Look a such similar replies I had a thought: Speed it up, go balls to the wall. I don't want everything to crumble but I'm thinking instead of dripping the Infocalypse, just slam it so we can hopefully get past it on to something better.

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Jordan Quiverns 📚's avatar Jordan Quiverns 📚 @jordanquiverns.bsky.social
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🕯️'s avatar 🕯️ @candlelocks.bsky.social
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strange how "remove it" is not on the table as a possible solution.

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I Heart Noise's avatar I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bsky.social
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Methinks him and Altman are up to no good

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Silly Rookie's avatar Silly Rookie @sillyrookie.bsky.social
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And they wasted HOW much money on it?

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Yes *that* Matt Trumpets's avatar Yes *that* Matt Trumpets @mattpt55.bsky.social
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What is so obviously astonishing to non business genius me is that a contrarian strategy here might capture an awful lot of people for a very long time.... hope some reasonably funded company gives it a go soon....

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rifka the unhinged fat activist's avatar rifka the unhinged fat activist @rifka.bsky.social
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seemingly not a thing anymore somehow?

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SteveEveLibertineDreⒶm 's avatar SteveEveLibertineDreⒶm @steveevelibertine.bsky.social
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Doing a terrible job is practically a prerequisite for CEOs and presidents of huge corporations. As long as the shareholders get money

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Chris Broome's avatar Chris Broome @cabroome.bsky.social
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This isn’t a particularly hard PR problem. Just call it “Gemini AI BETA”. Google used to know the power of the “b” word. GMail was in “beta” for something like a decade.

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Meat Sweats Enthusiast 's avatar Meat Sweats Enthusiast @raulpudd.bsky.social
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Roland "Big Spooky" B's avatar Roland "Big Spooky" B @colbosch.bsky.social
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Ugh, the dude is still pretending that LLMs "hallucinate" when really they just can't tell the difference between good data and bad. Garbage In, Garbage Out.

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Alan "the Truth shall make ye flee" J's avatar Alan "the Truth shall make ye flee" J @n5iln.bsky.social
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Remember when Google’s motto was “don’t be evil”? Good times.

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Simply Ed's avatar Simply Ed @gojira65.bsky.social
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Wow. What an admission. "Our product sucks but we can't fix it, so you're stuck with it."

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rone's avatar rone @ennui.org
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Chimera Chimera! 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Chimera Chimera! 🏳️‍🌈 @chimerachimera.bsky.social
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Well then he better be ready for the mountain of lawsuits when people start getting hurt

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Heidi McDonald's avatar Heidi McDonald @hmcd.bsky.social
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They can hire an army of AI-replaced, unemployed writers to fix it? 😆

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Tim [redacted]'s avatar Tim [redacted] @timredacted.bsky.social
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Solution:

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Rocky N. Bullwinkle's avatar Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social
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Google AI has a New Coke vibe.

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"Woke Christopher" Moltisanti's avatar "Woke Christopher" Moltisanti @anotherbill.bsky.social
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Silicon Valley was a documentary

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Tim Pierce's avatar Tim Pierce @unchi.org
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It is absolutely inconceivable that a headline like this could have run in the days when Eric, Larry, and Sergey were running the show, and it wouldn’t result in a company-wide reboot of the entire business strategy

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‘Metrics on factuality.’

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Patchouli Woollahra's avatar Patchouli Woollahra @woollahra.bsky.social
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I have a great idea. Disable AI by default. Shift it into Google Labs and warn users who still opt for it it that it's a work that needs way more work.

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Gilamasan's avatar Gilamasan @gilamasan.bsky.social
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If they can't make their chatbot work, they should just stop using it. It wouldn't have solved anything we didn't already have a working solution for anyway.

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Rob Michlowitz 's avatar Rob Michlowitz @arvrrob.bsky.social
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@mikeelgan.bsky.social has been saying this for a long while. He has the taint of McKinsey according to Ed Zitron.

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Impudent Strumpet's avatar Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social
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I mean, just off the top of my head, they could...not put it front and centre in search results?

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Finvaara's avatar Finvaara @finvaara.bsky.social
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Never was. Just ask Yahoo.

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Chip bitney's avatar Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social
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Sources say they will have to hire a person to fill in

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Pinkie Power's avatar Pinkie Power @pinkiepower.bsky.social
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Scaypgrayce's avatar Scaypgrayce @scaypgrayce.bsky.social
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First step: shut down the damned AI.

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Sandwich247's avatar Sandwich247 @sandwich247.bsky.social
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Curious how they don't consider switching it off, even temporarily, while they try in vain to find a solution to the impossible problems

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💀💩L's avatar 💀💩L @jweland.bsky.social
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Google should take the shitty thing down and stop fucking up search.

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Sir BL3's avatar Sir BL3 @sirbl3.bsky.social
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Why does he get to keep his job?

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Nazish Munch's avatar Nazish Munch @nazishmunch.bsky.social
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How do these people still take home mega compensations?

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Oscer bun's avatar Oscer bun @oscerbunny.bsky.social
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I should add the joke cus no one seems to of said it but had the ceo try googling the answer

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Oscer bun's avatar Oscer bun @oscerbunny.bsky.social
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I have a solution tho, just remove ai all together and don’t be lazy

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Raccoon Running with Scissors's avatar Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social
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The fact that I can find this article with a Google search supports your claim

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Scott #ACAB Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉's avatar Scott #ACAB Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 @smenor.com
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「 meritocracy 」

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WerewolfLord's avatar WerewolfLord @werewolflord.bsky.social
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He has no solution on how to stop it? Ok, here are two: 1. The off switch. 2. The power cord. I'll even throw in a third if those aren't enough: 3. The circuit breaker.

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Alex P. 👹's avatar Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social
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what i'm hearing from second-hand internal chatter (friend-of-a-friend type gossip) is that a lot of people got shuffled onto LLM-related projects and they're upset that the things they were working on before (which presumably includes stuff like elections, privacy, &c.) are languishing pretty hard

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Kaitlin Has Had Enough's avatar Kaitlin Has Had Enough @gothamgirlblue.com
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📌

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Anna Rompage 's avatar Anna Rompage @urbanfarmer3321.bsky.social
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Maybe it’s using conservative media outlets as its source on information

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Ian Bowers's avatar Ian Bowers @iggdawg.bsky.social
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The excuse of "It's getting better but it will always sometimes be wrong" is no good, because I have no way of knowing when it's wrong so I always have to double check. Completely removing any usefulness.

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Cuntace Owens's avatar Cuntace Owens @duaadiddy.bsky.social
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I mean there is a solution. Get rid of this loser AI

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Raging Spirit's avatar Raging Spirit @ragingspirit.bsky.social
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Nobody can fix a system like this, which by definition doesn't do reasoning, probabilistic responses only. The best thing for the users they could've done is not releasing these things from their labs. Of course, Google prioritized the people that actually matter to them - the shareholders.

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🌊🇵🇸🌊Lowbie Hancock🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar 🌊🇵🇸🌊Lowbie Hancock🏳️‍⚧️ @cathoderaygun.bsky.social
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we don't know what to do about our new AI-controlled wrecking ball smashing people's cars, but we refuse to hit the big red off button

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NutshellGulag's avatar NutshellGulag @nutshellgulag.bsky.social
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"Hallucinations" Uhh, I think you mean errors.

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Alex Merz's avatar Alex Merz @merz.bsky.social
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If the tech is not fixable maybe it's time to shitcan the tech.

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Jennifer Winch 's avatar Jennifer Winch @jlwinch1.bsky.social
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The people that would be fit for the job, like Timnit Gebru, get kicked out for spotting problems and raising the red flag about them.

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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Turn it off.

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Creative Wronging's avatar Creative Wronging @creativewronging.bsky.social
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I'm also dogshit at my job, can I get millions of dollars to do worse than nothing?

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Skrrt Russell's avatar Skrrt Russell @cidmcdp.bsky.social
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Sava's avatar Sava @unicorntickles.bsky.social
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Isn’t the whole justification for paying CEOs inordinate amounts of money because of the risks they bear as part of their job? They’re supposed to be fired for this kind of shit…otherwise what’s the big paycheck for??

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SID Chip Vicious's avatar SID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social
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none of these frauds bothered to ask their engineers if it would even work lol

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christian crumlish's avatar christian crumlish @xianlandia.com
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this is so idiotic — they are actively shipping garbage and telling us the amount of rat feces is going down year over year. their very notion that they can optimize this plagiarism engine into something valuable shows they never understood the value of google search before it beclowned itself

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J.D.'s avatar J.D. @jddc.bsky.social
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Too bad ai overviews are what everybody wanted google to provide and we just can’t do without them

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Democracy Demands Transparency's avatar Democracy Demands Transparency @s3friedman.bsky.social
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Actually, this totally makes sense to me. When Chat GPT launched, it was a game changer. Further, it jeopardized Google's business model. I can't imagine that Google's AI was ready to launch, but they had no choice. Google lost control of their market by being late to the game.

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Caezar's avatar Caezar @caezar.io
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Google has been peddling lies and fake products to the highest bidder for twenty years. This new idiocy is probably less harmful than sponsored links.

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Anders Hermansen's avatar Anders Hermansen @mansen.bsky.social
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I can think of one thing. Pulling the plug.

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WhatsThat's avatar WhatsThat @whatsthat.bsky.social
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But Google has SUCH a great hiring track record open.spotify.com/episode/6fbY...

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Catherine the 🍓Redhead 's avatar Catherine the 🍓Redhead @rapieress.bsky.social
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It's been going on with their search algorithm for years now.

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WildGorillaMan's avatar WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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I can think of one solution off the top of my head. Google's board should make me an offer.

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Bon·is·Dead's avatar Bon·is·Dead @bonisdead.bsky.social
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The solution is to remove it from the search results. It's that simple. It has failed, and needs to be removed. I'm smarter than a CEO of a massive multi-billion dollar company

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Mach's avatar Mach @machminotaur.bsky.social
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insisting the stealing machine being shitty is a feature instead of a problem is very funny probably why he has the job!

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Vincent Becherer's avatar Vincent Becherer @vincentbecherer.bsky.social
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Only C-Suite can do massive damage/harm to the overall company, and NOT fear for their jobs.

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Kim's avatar Kim @kimoco.bsky.social
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THEN STOP USING THEM and go back to showing us info we actually want.

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Just staggering incompetence

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Alice Softpaws's avatar Alice Softpaws @alicesoftpaws.bsky.social
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Not only unfit but means it this was rushed without any regard for getting it right in the hopes that no one would somehow notice. You realllllly shouldn’t do that

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Nfinit's avatar Nfinit @nfinit.bsky.social
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Have they at any point expressed how the AI search was ever supposed to benefit the end user in the first place?

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Ehusman's avatar Ehusman @ehusman.bsky.social
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They didn’t install a failsafe kill switch for their ubiquitous, distributed presence?

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Cloud's Strife's avatar Cloud's Strife @jmgreene28.bsky.social
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Blows my mind how many executives just don’t understand exactly what their product is and exactly their organization is doing.

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Sophie Mac's avatar Sophie Mac @sophiemac.bsky.social
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Yet he's going to plough 1 billion into it

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social
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he has tried nothing & is all out of ideas. 😞

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Taco Avenger's avatar Taco Avenger @tacoavenger.bsky.social
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making things up is an “inherent feature” of liars, too - we wouldn’t go putting liars in charge of providing answers for Google, now would we, Mr. Pichai?

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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦's avatar Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ethanjacobs.bsky.social
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bsky.app/profile/etha...

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Anne's avatar Anne @annieoranne.bsky.social
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RIIIIIIGHT??

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Planarian Games's avatar Planarian Games @jakeeldritch.bsky.social
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Get that golden parachute ready so that the next gaping tech-bro fuckwit can take the reins.

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)'s avatar Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social
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Quite a few CEOs lately seem determined they couldn't be trusted to run a cash register much less a titanic corporation.

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Bob Grove's avatar Bob Grove @bgrove777.bsky.social
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"AI says it has no solution for Google CEO Sundar Pichai"

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Stanthorpe's avatar Stanthorpe @stanth0rpe.bsky.social
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“It doesn’t work & the service is getting worse, but I remain totally deserving of my eye-watering remuneration package.”

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dbstewart_tn's avatar dbstewart_tn @adavelikeanyother.bsky.social
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Can't disagree with your assessment.

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Princess Flutters's avatar Princess Flutters @princessflutters.bsky.social
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you could just...you know...not fucking use it???

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Jon Luke vintage meme trust's avatar Jon Luke vintage meme trust @paperbagriker.fun
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It's wild that Google doesn't have any engineers telling him this was a terrible idea /s

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Grae Hall's avatar Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social
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The Google CEO's bs here inspired me to make this meme now

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Grae Hall's avatar Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social
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Techbros are killing tech and not only is nobody stopping them, they're getting paid unheard of fortunes to keep doing it Was nice to know you while you lasted, internet

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Neil Ramsay's avatar Neil Ramsay @nramsay.bsky.social
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That's not a Google issue, really. It's an LLM AI issue. LLMs sound very human at times, but they don't KNOW what they're saying. They never will. That's not how the tech works. But Google doesn't CARE if search is bad. As long as you're on the page longer to load more ads.

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fredesque's avatar fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social
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lol

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CatFrat's avatar CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social
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“But Pichai seems to downplay the errors.” “"There are still times it’s going to get it wrong, but I don’t think I would look at that and underestimate how useful it can be at the same time," he said. "I think that would be the wrong way to think about it."” Well ok, then! The fuck are you doing?

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Zerg Raven @ PCD's avatar Zerg Raven @ PCD @zergqueenraven.bsky.social
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This seems very clearly to me a garbage in garbage out situation. They trained their AI on the internet (derogatory) and now it is repeating the internet. Honestly surprised no one has tested to see if it is racist yet.

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A.G. Pasquella's avatar A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social
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bsky.app/profile/calm...

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A.G. Pasquella's avatar A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social
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Hey Sundar, if you can't fix it, then get your bullshit AI out of Google search

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David Evans's avatar David Evans @misterdevans.bsky.social
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Excellent.

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JC's avatar JC @maxjes.bsky.social
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AI is really brain worms for the Tech C-Suite. It’s one thing if some startup bets the future on AI since funding dried up with zero interest rate culture. But Google? The trillion dollar business yoloing an uncooked bot right at the top of results for its core product? What are we doing here?

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Blue Meme's avatar Blue Meme @bluememe.bsky.social
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The only unrealistic thing about the TV show “Silicon Valley” was that at the end the protagonists did the right thing and killed their dangerous product.

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Kyhwana Pardus's avatar Kyhwana Pardus @kyhwana.bsky.social
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Well he’s off with a golden parachute then!

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Raven Onthill's avatar Raven Onthill @ravenonthill.bsky.social
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It used to be that business founders who understood the business would stay in the business and try to pass the business to someone who understood it and could run it effectively. In this way, firms have lasted for a century. Why has this been lost?

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Ozmodiar, Space Elf's avatar Ozmodiar, Space Elf @ozmodiar.bsky.social
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It’s bizarre that “we could just not do this” seems not to occur to anyone anymore

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🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon - Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon - Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈 @aapur.bsky.social
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They do have a solution: Pull the fucking plug

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Beccas can't be choosers's avatar Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social
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bandwagon: *careening off a cliff* every tech ceo: *jumping on*

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Bill Stewart's avatar Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social
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Everybody told them all along that LLMs don't do facts, they do fancy autocomplete and at best mimic styles. And if they can't control the Garbage In, they can't prevent the Garbage Out, and all those "AI gives 'answers' that are similar to Onion articles" means they can't tell humor from news.

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Joe Plumb's avatar Joe Plumb @joeplumb.com
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ceo of google says 🤷‍♂️

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Rye! 💚🏳️‍🌈's avatar Rye! 💚🏳️‍🌈 @ryedog.bsky.social
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How is "turn it off" not a solution

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Doubting Thomas 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇩🇪🌻#FBPE's avatar Doubting Thomas 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇩🇪🌻#FBPE @doubting-thomas.bsky.social
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Maybe #Google should try to do things like #perplexity.ai where you can see the sources of the result. BTW, would be a good idea for #ChatGPT, too and a ver surprising one for the users.

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Backman Turner Hyperdrive 's avatar Backman Turner Hyperdrive @hyperla.bsky.social
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Get this man a golden parachute immediately.

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The Almighty Tallest 's avatar The Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social
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They tried to pull the plug. Skynet fought back.

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Derian the imp ⛧'s avatar Derian the imp ⛧ @deriantheimp.bsky.social
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GET RID OF IT THEN

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TruelyEsoteric's avatar TruelyEsoteric @truelyesoteric.bsky.social
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People don't want to work anymore. Kidding. Tech bros don't work.

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treedweller 's avatar treedweller @treedweller.bsky.social
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“Turn it off” is too complicated? #EatTheRich

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Schroedingercat's avatar Schroedingercat @schroedingercat.bsky.social
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Anyone unable to click the link?

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Schroedingercat's avatar Schroedingercat @schroedingercat.bsky.social
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Don't worry they will do a bunch of layoffs to "fix" it

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Rick Schmelz's avatar Rick Schmelz @rickschmelz.bsky.social
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(sickos.jpg intensifies)

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Hesse 🏳️‍⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒]'s avatar Hesse 🏳️‍⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒] @thatdoll.online
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"the technology is fundamentally not fit for purpose- anyway we shipped it and will not be reversing course"

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“No one wants this it off” CEOs scrap products that don’t work out all the time. Maybe Google could benefit from hiring a small plushie avocado to the position

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Mike the Mad Biologist's avatar Mike the Mad Biologist @mikethemadbiol.bsky.social
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📌

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Normcore MacDonald 's avatar Normcore MacDonald @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social
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Certainly can’t turn it off

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Rachel Sharp's avatar Rachel Sharp @wrrrdnrrrdgrrrl.com
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What kills me about this is them saying "Yes, it's wrong sometimes but it can be useful!" My dude, Google search was useful before. You fucked it up.

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The chicken lady's avatar The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social
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It sounds a LOT like that

bsky.app/profile/info...

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Saul Shapiro's avatar Saul Shapiro @sauldk.bsky.social
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reminds me of the old riddle - yr on an island with two groups of people, one always tells the truth, the other always lies. You walk to a village, and come to a fork in the road. You don't know which fork to take. You have to ask someone, not knowing if the say rhe truth or lie. What do you ask?

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Haere's avatar Haere @haere.bsky.social
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if the board members & other stakeholders who get to decide who google's ceo were named & held responsible right along with sundar pichai, there might be less of this crap going on (or at least more board resignations & disinvestments)

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Angstrom Wells's avatar Angstrom Wells @brightmarsh.bsky.social
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Time to pull the plug on all this ai trash. There's basically no point. Let it be a tiny niche statistical analysis tool. It has no ace in education mental health or medical treatment, real human decision making or image/audio/text generation

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Dead Weirdo Studios's avatar Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social
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The AI says he’s doing great so there’s nothing we can do.

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Sophie these days's avatar Sophie these days @spiderandme.bsky.social
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Pick me! Pick me! I have a solution!!

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Unemployed tech guy's avatar Unemployed tech guy @toastr.bsky.social
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Amazingly customer hostile. Imagine the market power to just tell everyone to fuck off, this is how you use the internet now. There are hundreds of approaches to integrate or make a product from an LLM. This is either a ‘tough shit’ from Google or pure panic.

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Marco Jardim's avatar Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im
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He actually literally said that it was a feature and not a problem.

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Dan Davis's avatar Dan Davis @bindlestaff.bsky.social
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Hallucinations are an “inherent feature,” everybody. This is right up there with the Microsoft AI guy calling LLMs “personal intelligence.”

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Rob Kaiju Ford's avatar Rob Kaiju Ford @shadowkaiju.bsky.social
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I have a solution. Unplug it.

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Wes's avatar Wes @wesmank.bsky.social
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LLMs still suffer from the same problem computers always have. Garbage in, garbage out. LLMs can be very good, but like any software you need to put in the work. Training data needs to be chosen carefully and you have to actually do some software testing. Google barely has any SDETs to do testing.

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Ravi Pillalamarri's avatar Ravi Pillalamarri @mrpillalamarri.bsky.social
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He's using the word "problem" (if he even did) because that's what people want to hear but he doesn't think of this as a problem at all. We're the product and it doesn't matter what we think or want. It's so embarrassing when Indian people do dumb shit like this in public.

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Elliot Ghoul 's avatar Elliot Ghoul @elliotghoul.bsky.social
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Except he gets paid to make money, not products. He’ll be fine because his investors and the rest of the charlatans in Silicon Valley all need him to be fine, because they’re all exactly the same

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Thomas Nguyen's avatar Thomas Nguyen @nuge.bsky.social
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I've noticed most of the results have reverted back to pre AI like I can't find the eating rocks one anymore.

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ariel's avatar ariel @garbagecan.online
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wild that i am not allowed to say stuff like “this shit is broken because the dev who made it and the QA person who tested it are both incompetent” about my job but this guy can come out and say “we ruined our entire product out of hubris” and gets to keep his job

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Alexandra Samios's avatar Alexandra Samios @xanboni.bsky.social
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There's a solution, it's called "don't use the AI" ffs.

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Billy 🇵🇸❤️🌈🕊's avatar Billy 🇵🇸❤️🌈🕊 @jesterthejedi.bsky.social
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Profits before people (community) and this is the outcome. They have no soul, conscience, or fucking clue how to create helpful technology, fools like Pinchai chase after the next “hype” product. Well your hype product is “Artificial Idiot”, and its gonna burry google.

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Kevin Carson's avatar Kevin Carson @kevincarson1.bsky.social
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I can think of a solution for him.

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Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 's avatar Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @pyrholidon.bsky.social
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"It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

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Danny Lore's avatar Danny Lore @weredawgz.bsky.social
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I hate it here— you know when a phrase probably has a real and quality usage but then it’s used here and you’re like it’s all a joke

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DietsKw's avatar DietsKw @dietskw.bsky.social
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Ever listened to pre-adolescent boys arguing with each others? It's the educated discipline that ai seems, as much as them, so far, missing?

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Dr Frankenstein makes the monsters, it take the village to shut them down.

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Roland Guiscard's avatar Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social
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This guy is the reason Yahoo! barely exists, and now he's going to do the same to Google.

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Alex's avatar Alex @thatsrite.bsky.social
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I love that these guys can create artificial intelligence but can't create a suppression list with www.theonion.com on it

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A cavalcade of anger and fear's avatar A cavalcade of anger and fear @uhhhclem.bsky.social
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It's nothing laying off another round of employees can't solve, where "solve" means "nudge the stock price back up."

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y'know, google search was working fine before AI so it seems like there's at least one solution.

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Octane The Otter's avatar Octane The Otter @octanethehusky.bsky.social
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How about don't introduce AI into shit we don't need AI in?

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Widgett Walls's avatar Widgett Walls @widgett.bsky.social
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Re: Google. youtu.be/ESzxGYDkwG8?...

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Edward Anderson📽️'s avatar Edward Anderson📽️ @readwryt.bsky.social
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This is where I've been learning about all this...

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Anagram Doe's avatar Anagram Doe @anagramdoe.bsky.social
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The only goal in adding AI to search is to juice stock returns and thus bonuses for executives. Actual use is entirely irrelevant.

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Multiple Mental Illnesses In A Trenchcoat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Multiple Mental Illnesses In A Trenchcoat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @queerthing.bsky.social
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I would simply turn off my bad AI telling people to eat glue

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Untitled Goose Name 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Untitled Goose Name 🏳️‍⚧️ @goosname.bsky.social
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it’s hard to believe the strategy of “lay off / fire everyone who points out the problem” didn’t fix the problem

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There is no such thing as AI "hallucinating". This is just anthropomorphizing a specific behavior: the technology is just fucking wrong.

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Donatello @ HÖR BERLIN's avatar Donatello @ HÖR BERLIN @firebel.ly
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As long as dividends are paid out no consequences will occur.

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Rumpole the Brief's avatar Rumpole the Brief @rumpole-brief.bsky.social
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This is what he's telling the angry board of directors: "There are still times it’s going to get it wrong, but I don’t think I would look at that and underestimate how useful it can be at the same time," he said. "I think that would be the wrong way to think about it."

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Jenny Morgan's avatar Jenny Morgan @corsayr.bsky.social
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One solution comes to mind. Can I have the job?

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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excited for them to cut him loose with a $50,000,000 bonus for completely fucking up their entire business model

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Sara Cate 🍄🐌's avatar Sara Cate 🍄🐌 @saracate.bsky.social
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All this aside, I really don’t understand how this was supposed to generate money in the first place? Is it always just bc investors like that it’s there and that makes the line go up?

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Tim Park's avatar Tim Park @timpark.bsky.social
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This guy is the Steve Ballmer of Google

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Jennifer Van Goethem's avatar Jennifer Van Goethem @jennvg.bsky.social
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I have a solution. Think they'l hire me?

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Toon4Thought's avatar Toon4Thought @toon4thought.bsky.social
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Why is it that - in their short sighted brains - it is seemingly never even so much as an option to just... not do AI?

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Ryusui's avatar Ryusui @theryusui.bsky.social
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the solution is "turn off the fucking AI, dumbass"

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Auferre 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Auferre 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @auferre.bsky.social
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I have a hard time believing he went into this not realizing there would be a problem. (Particularly since Google notably fired Timnit Gebru for pointing out that LLMs couldn’t do the things Google was touting them for, and then Margaret Mitchell for exposing their attempted coverup of that.)

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Ashe 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Ashe 🏳️‍⚧️ @sticktrix.neocities.org
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It's as if pushing AI this quickly into the mainstream wasn't a good thing. as if it's still in its infancy stages

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Sheila in Southeast Michigan's avatar Sheila in Southeast Michigan @iamhereinmichigan.bsky.social
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Did they try unplugging it?

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Meg's avatar Meg @meg-codes.bsky.social
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The standard line for Google to excuse garbage results is “rare case” and “do you really ever look that up?” both in a public and enterprise context.

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Lizardguy64's avatar Lizardguy64 @lizardguy64.bsky.social
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Has the Google CEO tried turning it off and then back on?

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Lizardguy64's avatar Lizardguy64 @lizardguy64.bsky.social
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Oh really? No solution? Have they considered STOPPING IT ENTIRELY? Seems that's the best way to recover from the abject failure of the tech.

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