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Matt Binder@mattbinder.bsky.social |
new death metal band name just dropped
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Blue Skies at Night
@blueskiesatnight.bsky.social
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Sounds more like a blackened goth metal type of thing
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Pick a Frank nickname
@itsthatfrankguy.bsky.social
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Good lord, that's what he looks like now? Faith, Family and Heroin, apparently.
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Dickardo O'Johnson
@dickardo.bsky.social
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The song name is Avalanche of Fifth but the band is called Kirkcast for some reason.
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DiabolikDVD
@diabolikdvd.bsky.social
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Who does he look like these days? It is on the tip of my tongue. Also, fuck him
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Tom Dennis
@thomasadennis.bsky.social
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Eventually he's just not going to bother changing out of his CSA reenactment uniform and just show up waving a saber around and ordering people to take Little Round Top or die trying.
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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pretty bold for a guy whose best friend is named Boner
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See My S.V.E.S.T.
@bagfumbler.bsky.social
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20 Buck Spin has already offered them a deal.
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NutMeg
@casuallychaotic.bsky.social
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A friend of mine commented that he reminds them of Cricket from Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and now I can't stop seeing it.
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RebelAT
@rebelatliance.bsky.social
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He’s a growing pain
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martin_fff
@martinfff.bsky.social
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"AoF:KC" for short...
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Don Bones
@donbones.bsky.social
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Marc Turnes
@turnesfurnace.bsky.social
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Behold! Cradle of Filth's inevitable evolution! Also -- Is it a sin to meet the USDA's suggested 2000 calories per day or something? Is he worried the rapture beam won't pick him up if he's too heavy? Somebody get Quirky Kirky some Lunchables or a cross-shaped fruit snack or something.
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You cannot grasp the true form of Borger Flavor
@negatron00.bsky.social
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Mosey
@moseytech.bsky.social
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I wonder if anyone has told him that he has roadkill on his face?
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Aaron S. Veenstra
@asveenstra.bsky.social
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A lot of the responses to this seem to misunderstand which phrase is the band name; it's actually "Kirk Cameron Takes."
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Adam the K
@adamthek.bsky.social
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The Cradle-to-Avalanche of Filth pipeline
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Xoe Valk
@x03v.bsky.social
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Why are we letting the crazies run the asylum?!
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Teresa M
@teresasm.bsky.social
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What book fairs does he go to? I volunteer for my son's school and all the books are just kids books.
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Patrick G. Eddington
@pgeddington.com
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Featuring their multi-platinum smash hit, "Christofascist Dirge."
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David Kuhne
@davidkuhne.bsky.social
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Kirk Cameron is a messed up looking 53. He looks at least ten years older.
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ConsiderDegrowth
@capitalismkills.bsky.social
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Now touring! Opening act is Binders Full of Women
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DoRayMeFarTed
@doraymefarted.bsky.social
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@kayfabe2000.bsky.social
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The Hardy Boys and the Avalanche of Filth.
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Mr. Thursday
@mrthursday.bsky.social
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I wouldn't be surprised if this was already the name of a Denver-based Cradle of Filth tribute band.
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An Anonymous User
@anocelittle.bsky.social
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He looks like he’s slowly turning into an 1800s gold prospector.
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Joe
@mudkip38na.bsky.social
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Avalanche of Filth goes insanely hard
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TheSoundOfChildrenScreamingHasBeenRemoved
@malikdama.bsky.social
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why hasn't he been put in jail for pedophilia; they are nothing if not consistent with projecting
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lisajane
@lisajane.bsky.social
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Matt you just reminded me of Kirk Cameron’s crockoduck.
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Illy Stylez
@illystylez.bsky.social
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Only because people like him keep getting all the books that don't agree with them banned. 😒
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Derek
@dmrma413.bsky.social
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Nice
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John Annese
@johnannese.bsky.social
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Sounds like the name of an optional Dark Souls or Bloodborne boss.
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@ninjamonkky.bsky.social
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What a weird little guy he is
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Wake Harper
@wbharper.bsky.social
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"Immoral Content to Kids" is pretty solid too.
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Kelly “Town House Cracker” McGonigal
@kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social
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Cradle of Filth grew up, I see.
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Kenny Johnson
@goondocks.bsky.social
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Kirk Cameron Takes on Scholastic sounds more like an Indie Pop band. ;-)
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Balderdash
@poppycock.bsky.social
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it's a very low bar for the label "christian" these days.
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Cheez Prime
@cheezprime.bsky.social
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Cradle of filth was taken
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si oppington
@stillwellgray.ca
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He looks like, and is, such a knob
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@seosamh.bsky.social
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Isn’t avalanche of filth what they call a police riot in England?
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Regnad Kcin
@dmax801.bsky.social
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Also, can we stop giving him air time? If I want to know what he’s thinking I bet I can find him.
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Fozzy
@fozzynok.bsky.social
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When is this clown going to get a real job?
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bottomtext
@bottomtext.orc.gay
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why does he look like Mennonite Seth Myers
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Accountabilabuddy
@accountabilabuddy.bsky.social
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This is the same guy who thinks Jesus invented modern cultivated bananas.
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Dustin
@32mbit.bsky.social
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kind of a confusing album title for their debut though
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Grix
@grixfox.bsky.social
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Maybe just Kirk Cameron
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@chetibby.bsky.social
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Alt text: the new victorians
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JanHamCam
@janhamcam.bsky.social
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i know it's not the point, but holy crap, what happened to that guy. he looks like hell
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Moby Hick
@mobyhick.bsky.social
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My beard matches Kirk Cameron's so I think I'm going to shave.
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JM
@jonmarke.bsky.social
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But, "Pushing Immoral Content to Kids" is already the name of my nu-metal album, it can't be the name of a death metal band!!
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katy ✨ fifteenth doctor and ruby stan account
@katy.spacecadetgrrl.me
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avalanche of filth with bassist cait sith
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Zeroisanumber
@zeroisanumber.bsky.social
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I love that his scams are so transparent that I can see them coming from a one sentence statement.
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The chicken lady
@chickenlady.bsky.social
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CZEdwards
@czedwards.bsky.social
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Wow, hate does a NUMBER on one’s skin.
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Faerie Nuff
@faerienuff.bsky.social
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Wow, he aged like milk.
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Matcha🇵🇸
@matchateauwu.bsky.social
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he looks like he glued that beard on himself
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Nathan L Smith
@nlsmith.com
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Replace "immoral" with "Disney merchandising" and I'm 100% in agreement with Kirk here.
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Sean H
@tlanta-sean.bsky.social
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He is right. All those “Garfield” books I got as a kid completely warped my mind and made me the demented, twisted freak you see today.
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Ma🌵🌵hew *Interrobang* Wood
@matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
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"Jerk Cameron" sounds like a 5th-wave SKA band
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Jess Ingrass
@jessingrass.bsky.social
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😆😆😆😆
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Robert MacAnthony
@robertmacanthony.bsky.social
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Here’s a free logo for them.
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@bleuchat.bsky.social
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And also kirk Cameron is such a noted authority on children’s literature and psychological development 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Riley Fox
@rileyfox.bsky.social
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Saw them open for Blood Incantation last year, sick riffs
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Joseph Finn
@josephfinn.bsky.social
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Avalanche of filth is a good description of his terrible beard.
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unborn linoleum
@unborn-linoleum.bsky.social
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looking at him makes me feel itchy
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@illimij.bsky.social
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Avalanche of Filth will be backed up by Sloth in the Toilet.
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Stefan D.
@s3rp86.bsky.social
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Not sure you wanna fuck with Dani Filth and name your band that similar to Cradle of Filth
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SanMarcos 🍉🍒🚤🏭 Meme thief
@sanmarcos.bsky.social
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😂
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squeezly
@squeezly.bsky.social
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My eye jumps to Cameron and I always think these are about a real celebrity, for a moment
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@zendao42
@zendao42.bsky.social
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Sounds like a Fugs album
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Jacksfork
@jacksfork.bsky.social
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Including the hit single “Immoral Content “
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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Can't wait to mosh at their show 🤘
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Chad Radish
@chadradish.bsky.social
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Guy literally is starting to get Grey alien headshape have how does this happen
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Amanda.Tucker.bsky.social
@esotericguiddess.bsky.social
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Is he drinking again? He gets double vision whenever he tries reading his kids to sleep and it becomes a nightmare 😂
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Casey Wagner
@cannibal.holiday
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Eventually it will drop that he keeps half a dozen children (that he purchased from Ray Comfort) in a dungeon under his house.
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@auntienora.bsky.social
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So sick of these faux religious nuts. I grew up poor and the Scholastic Book program, along with the school library, was a lifeline in a miserable life. I saved up milk money to buy those books. ❤️
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Zack Wagner
@zackwag.bsky.social
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Scholastic (in)famously has refused to sell banned books. So this never happened.
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Romysosa
@romy770.bsky.social
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Single and searching ❤️
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Romysosa
@romy770.bsky.social
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Hello guys
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@johnkramer.bsky.social
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I feel like the names of the band members of Avalanche of Filth should be like rock star who committed suicide + a far right Christian preacher. Like Kurt Falwell Jr. Or Jimi Osteen. Or Bonzo Graham.
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Bluntlicious 😶🌫️
@bluntlicious.bsky.social
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Avalanche Of Filth 2024 lineup is stacked!
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smallerdemon
@smallerdemon.bsky.social
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Truly the only good use for conservative ideology is using whatever they are currently mad about as a band name.
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Rose 🧚🏼♀️
@msrosemarie.bsky.social
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"I presume that's a band. It's not literally an avalanche of filth?" "Ooh, no. That would be horrible."
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康子 @ Medicare is defeated! 🇵🇸
@yasuko.bsky.social
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Avalanche of Filth does go pretty hard.
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Rachel
@andgracetoo.bsky.social
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99% of these weirdos problems would be solved if they talked to THEIR kids instead of trying to impose weird religious views on everyone else's, but that would require actually parenting instead of whatever performative bullshit this is.
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LunarBike
@lunarbike.bsky.social
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I hate that I like his shirt.
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