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Matt Binder

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the NYPD, aided by cable news, is trying to further push the “outside agitator” narrative at Columbia the evidence? a bike lock and chain “this is not what students bring to school. this is what professionals bring to campuses.” Columbia literally sells these bike locks and chains to students

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Ake Jansson's avatar Ake Jansson @akejan.bsky.social
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The world’s most corrupt police force expects their idiocy to be taken as truth?

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Dr Jim PhD RDPsych's avatar Dr Jim PhD RDPsych @jamesbicycle.bsky.social
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Why isn't this locking a bicycle? If you ride your bike and park it, that's what it's for.

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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth's avatar Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth @tommytimp.bsky.social
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Not to mention it looks like what every pro sports team sells as "bling" in their team shop

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Muz's avatar Muz @cmuz.bsky.social
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That bike chain literally has the city of New York in its name. "Outsiders"

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Taka Hanazawa's avatar Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social
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Bike chains are hamas

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Jimmy L 📚's avatar Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social
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are you saying Columbia is a terrorist organization? I'm not surprised. It has a foreign-sounding name. 🤪

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lyndsay's avatar lyndsay @magpie.tips
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New York City, the place where you can famously trust your bike to be left alone

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Coriolus Nimrod's avatar Coriolus Nimrod @coriolusn.bsky.social
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If literally every protest is caused by outside agitators, which seems to be the position, where on earth do they come from? Where is this "outside" that is producing all these agitators?

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James Fallows's avatar James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social
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Nothing brings back the olden days like the phrase "outside agitators." Most common complaint by George Wallace, Lester Maddox, Bull Connor, other seg stalwarts, against civil rights protesters in the1960s.

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Archie Henderson 's avatar Archie Henderson @shortoid.bsky.social
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Idiot or just dishonest? Professional item, a bike lock and chain? He is clearly too stupid to be in his job.

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Alex Falcone's avatar Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social
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Not the most important part but on that page they call this lock the "Fahgettaboudit Chain" which is so stupid it's almost cool.

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Flux 🤍🩶💜🖤's avatar Flux 🤍🩶💜🖤 @fluxandflow.bsky.social
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Professional bike riders maybe.

Lockpicking Lawyer: 3 minutes.

(which is pretty impressive!)

youtu.be/jZtNEC1uGg4

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jasper pilled's avatar jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social
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Hilarious that’s literally called the NYC bike lock

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DW's avatar DW @dustyworm.bsky.social
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Thinking we need a law mandating a seven-day waiting period, background check, and two-week training period to buy a bike lock and chain.

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Chris Polito's avatar Chris Polito @litig8or.bsky.social
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NYPD are the only actual outside agitators.

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Cifer's avatar Cifer @teskariel.bsky.social
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Damn right it’s professionals that brought them! I wouldn’t want to be sold a bike chain by an amateur bike chain salesperson!

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Ned's avatar Ned @thewesterhazys.bsky.social
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Amazing that someone on these shows doesn’t point this out because it would be good tv.

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Brad Johnson's avatar Brad Johnson @climatebrad.hillheat.com
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Not just Columbia University, but Columbia University's cops.

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Sraars's avatar Sraars @sraars.comrades.social
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Wait till they find pallets of bricks…

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Piglet's avatar Piglet @piglet.bsky.social
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every biker in NYC fell off their chair laughing in disbelief when he pulled that out. that is a bog-standard pairing that at least half of us ride with daily. (they're all good locks, Bront. nice selection by Columbia Public Safety.)

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Señorita Crabitha Siete's avatar Señorita Crabitha Siete @crabitha.slutmo.de
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Professional whats? Who’s profession?

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Rocky N. Bullwinkle's avatar Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social
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Anybody who had a bike stolen has that chain now.

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Kah-Turak-Arfai's avatar Kah-Turak-Arfai @kahturakarfai.bsky.social
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Bikes are un-american commie things. Real Columbia students would be rolling coal with a pickup truck.

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Luna Deer-hart's avatar Luna Deer-hart @moondeer.bsky.social
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Might as well be holding up a book and saying the same thing.

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Aviendha69 - ⊃∪∩⪽'s avatar Aviendha69 - ⊃∪∩⪽ @aviendha69.bsky.social
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Yes, your children are the real threat! They're trying to replace you!

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dFisher 's avatar dFisher @daien.bsky.social
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My only bust ever was for chaining my bike to a Battery Park City tree trunk w/ one of those locks (coated to not hurt bark). The cop screwed up the paperwork so bad it never happened officially.

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dFisher 's avatar dFisher @daien.bsky.social
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Monday's 'Morning Joe' was a srartling reminder why I long ago stopped listening to MSNBC before noon. I won't make that a.m. mistake again. Must have to do with sponsors. Yech.

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SimplyPsyke🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar SimplyPsyke🏳️‍⚧️ @simplypsyke.bsky.social
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ah yes professional rioters, so glad to see Fash Adams hopping on that train. He'll make fast friends with Alex Jones.

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bobby (frociaggine) 's avatar bobby (frociaggine) @bobbylewis.bsky.social
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the fact that he went on morning joe to do this is so predictable and funny

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DigsUpDeadFolksStuff's avatar DigsUpDeadFolksStuff @trowelblister.bsky.social
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Soooooo, using one for 4 years to keep my bike from being stolen in college made me an "outside agitator"?

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Bern Marx ☭ 's avatar Bern Marx ☭ @bernmarx.bsky.social
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The thing there was outside agitators except they were pro Israeli so that will not be mentioned

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Steps's avatar Steps @shunter.bsky.social
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Oh hey I have that bike lock! It’s a great one, basically impossible to cut. Highly recommend it.

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Carl Nyberg 's avatar Carl Nyberg @carlnyberg312.bsky.social
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bsky.app/profile/carl...

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Alex Merz's avatar Alex Merz @merz.bsky.social
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Because NYPD is well known to have stopped bike thefts in NYC after all

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🔻falcon-delivered al-Yassin 105 𓅃's avatar 🔻falcon-delivered al-Yassin 105 𓅃 @merthyr1831.bsky.social
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It doesn't matter what evidence you all have to prove otherwise. This is just like the beheaded babies schtick but even more desperate

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Concoloris's avatar Concoloris @concoloris.bsky.social
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cops are seriously so god damn stupid

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milothepsychic's avatar milothepsychic @milothepsychic.bsky.social
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World's greatest detectives these are not.

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webthing's avatar webthing @webthing.bsky.social
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The outside agitator:

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Eldritch Hipster's avatar Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social
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Ahh hell yeah, ANTIFA bike lock WMD is back!

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The Goche's avatar The Goche @thegoche.bsky.social
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Look at the source people, you have to know you’re not going to get the truth about chain-based bike locks from cable news. Cable propagandists have been wanting to bring down big chain for decades.

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Sock Puppet Pundit's avatar Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social
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They hate cyclists.

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Prof. Farhana Sultana's avatar Prof. Farhana Sultana @farhana.bsky.social
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Their idiocy is on full display to the world as is their false narratives in order to placate genocidal maniacs

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☭ Comrade ☭'s avatar ☭ Comrade ☭ @nowarbutclasswar.bsky.social
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I'm sure Scarborough pushed back given he's such a fantastic journalist

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Josh Zembik's avatar Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social
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Professional WHAT? Bike riders??

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Bison bison's avatar Bison bison @bisonbison.bsky.social
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I, a terrorist, love to frighten the masses by moving slowly on my bike and having chronic ankle strain

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Unwieldy 's avatar Unwieldy @unwieldy.bsky.social
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BTW, I keep looking on job boards for the role of "professional agitator" but can't seem to find anything?

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Call Me Pitchforque. 's avatar Call Me Pitchforque. @tomhensley.bsky.social
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“Why did they show up with backpacks? Only terrorists use those!”

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OP Peanut butter success's avatar OP Peanut butter success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social
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"We invaded the hospital and found this terrorism headquarters." *Gestures to an empty room with a handful of small arms clearly staged.

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WalkingTaako's avatar WalkingTaako @walkingtaako.bsky.social
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The outside agitators that somehow escaped the locked down Hamilton Hall before the cops arrested everyone.

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SRSOS's avatar SRSOS @srsos.bsky.social
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ftp acab

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HudsonRiverCroc's avatar HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social
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So the outside agitators are Columbia admins

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HudsonRiverCroc's avatar HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social
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Bike locks are the piles of bricks now

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon's avatar Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @graweman.bsky.social
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I really can't think of a demo more likely to have a bike lock/chain than "college students in NYC"

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Craig Danz 🍦's avatar Craig Danz 🍦 @craigdanz.bsky.social
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The model even has an overtly New York name: fahgettaboudit

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Vinchenzo the Jackal's avatar Vinchenzo the Jackal @vinchenzojackal.bsky.social
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The 'bike lock and chain' argument came from the 1960's back when people said that punks would fight swinging safety chains with a bike lock on them as a flail during riots... it was an old thing involving improvised weapons using common everyday household objects to justify police brutality.

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Chris Parker's avatar Chris Parker @crs1.bsky.social
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shouldn't the NYPD be right once before we start believing them, given all the lies & Louimas on the other side of the thin blue line?

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Chad Levinson's avatar Chad Levinson @chadlevinson.com
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Question: did they find it that way or did they remove the fabric sleeve to expose the metal links and make it look more dangerous?

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Bob’s Your Uncle's avatar Bob’s Your Uncle @bobsyouruncle.bsky.social
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And the reporters keep repeating this crap without questioning it

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Leslie B's avatar Leslie B @crazyflutewife.bsky.social
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They really need to hire smarter police

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Goth Music Latin America's avatar Goth Music Latin America @gothmusiclatam.bsky.social
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Fellas, is it outside agitation to have a lock for your bike?

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Kirk Rudell's avatar Kirk Rudell @rudell.bsky.social
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bsky.app/profile/rude...

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omg, that bike lock isn't just sold there, it's a bike lock engineered specifically to meet insurance risk requirements for the city of New York. It has "New York" in the name!

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Kip Williams sort of 's avatar Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social
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"Kryptonite: The Fentanyl of Bike Locks!"

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In An Octopus’s Garden…'s avatar In An Octopus’s Garden… @cephaloctopi.bsky.social
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“Fascists and the Stenographers Who Fellate Them”

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Former Pingu Child Actor's avatar Former Pingu Child Actor @heresy.bsky.social
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Pathetic

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Kat Z's avatar Kat Z @katzindc.bsky.social
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What kind of professionals??

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Sarah Siedschlag's avatar Sarah Siedschlag @sarahofsb.bsky.social
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At UCSB having anything other than a u-lock for your bike is evidence you're new to campus, but sure, "outside agitators"

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gophergrad  צדק צדק תרדף's avatar gophergrad צדק צדק תרדף @gophergrad.bsky.social
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They sell that lock at REI

www.rei.com/product/8550...

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Elliot Ghoul 's avatar Elliot Ghoul @elliotghoul.bsky.social
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Students in NY all have cars, everyone knows this. lol

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RAALLEN's avatar RAALLEN @raallen86.bsky.social
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He just admitted they planted it, because they are the professionals 💀

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R. Wm. "Ruedii" 's avatar R. Wm. "Ruedii" @rwruedii.bsky.social
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A "Bike Lock" isn't something college students would have. Either these officers are stupid or they think we are stupid. My money is on the later.

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Dr. Earhart Sampson, PhD🌎's avatar Dr. Earhart Sampson, PhD🌎 @earhart.bsky.social
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I had them.

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Darrel Plant's avatar Darrel Plant @darrelplant.bsky.social
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Cable news? More like chain news, amirite?

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Plognark's avatar Plognark @plognark.bsky.social
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lol

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Dee, but not THAT Dee, the other one.'s avatar Dee, but not THAT Dee, the other one. @deetoriadee.bsky.social
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Reminds me of the cops here claiming homeless encampments were dangerous b/c they found knives. The knives? Decorative fancy knives that look cool but have almost no functionality. I had a friend who has a larger collection on their wall than what was found. Cops think we're all stupid.

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Yusuf Gad's avatar Yusuf Gad @yusufgad.bsky.social
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Jesus Christ.

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No Gods, No Masters's avatar No Gods, No Masters @sylvainsylvain.bsky.social
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This kind of narrative has become the norm, and it’s so destructive. From the press borg after the Afghan pullout, to this nonsense, straight up deceit presented as fact, with the media part and parcel of the whole thing. Lies racing around the world while the truth is still looking for its shoes.

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John Yonchuk's avatar John Yonchuk @no1lion99.bsky.social
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'Look at this dangerous implement we found! We must stop them or this could get out of hand!' Say the people rolling around in an armored fire truck with body armor.

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Professional agitator gets the call from S.O.R.O.S.. Flies to NYC with only carry-on briefcase containing a bike chain

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Buttadeus's avatar Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social
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It's amazing the degree to which cartoonish lies not only get attempted by the cops, but swallowed whole by MSNBC, the nominally liberal news network.

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Dennis is a bastard man's avatar Dennis is a bastard man @jayjayerjayest.bsky.social
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Excited for the NYT to weigh in!

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MyKidsMomBB8's avatar MyKidsMomBB8 @mykidsmombb8.bsky.social
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MSNBC used to be my go to channel. Morning Joe became unwatchable in 2016 with their support of Trump. When they terminated Tiffany Cross, they crossed a line and I stopped watching altogether. The nail in the coffin was firing Mehdi Hasan.

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Guy Shammguy's avatar Guy Shammguy @guyshammguy.bsky.social
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Found some Jansport backpacks at the scene, containing Lyricist Lounge Vol. 2 and Arcade Fire CDs. Clearly this is the work of professional disruptors. (my college cultural references may be a bit dated)

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Toxidrone's avatar Toxidrone @toxidrone.bsky.social
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What difference would it make if they bought it off of Amazon? We're supposed to believe these chains are tightly regulated like precursor chemicals or something?

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It has to be from outside. Where in NYC would you be able to buy a chain? Crazy talk.

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Jeff's avatar Jeff @funbutter.bsky.social
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It's Morning Joe so I wasn't expecting journalistic integrity But what person in their right mind, and with any self respect, who fashions themselves as merely just a commentator on current events would let a fucking cop of all people come on their show and leave their claims unchallenged? 💫

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BFR's avatar BFR @bfr74.bsky.social
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They pulled this in Seattle during the '20 protests - trotted out some scary stuff like tire levers and hex multitools and the like.

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Pat Riot's avatar Pat Riot @thepatriotghost.bsky.social
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I heard the school bookshop sells bricks and laser pointers too.

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HenryHill1's avatar HenryHill1 @henryhill1.bsky.social
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Just like 'piles of rocks scattered throughout the compound' that were simply rocks used to hammer tent stakes into the compacted ground. There is clearly an intent to misrepresent everything by the 'authorities'.

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New Leaf's avatar New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social
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Also: IT IS NOT ILLEGAL FOR MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC TO ENGAGE WITH STUDENTS IN PROTEST NOR IS IT ILLEGAL TO BE A "Professional Protestor" NOR IS IT ILLEGAL TO "teach others" HOW TO PROTEST.

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