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Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social |
Holy shit. This thing is built like an R/C car. No, really.
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Glass Teeth
@glassteeth.bsky.social
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Watch me turn this into an R/C car and it somehow runs better than an actual Cybertruck
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Russ
@massivruss.bsky.social
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“I know. I know, but those Rivian headlights are so weird!”
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Joe Biden's Evaporating Campaign Funds
@4thwallguide.bsky.social
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Facebook continues its descent into engagement bait.
old.reddit.com/r/cybertruck...
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Justin Clapper
@ranavir.com
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panels can't rust if they fall off first. checkmate.
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HumbleDad - Art
@humbledadgames.bsky.social
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Built like a bug with little more than a heavy exoskeleton..... Gets smashed by bricks just as easily too
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jasper pilled
@hoovybaby.bsky.social
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Masterful gambit, sir
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Dan Shay (he/him)
@dfs4114.bsky.social
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Somewhere John DeLorean is smiling.
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Alek
@alek18.bsky.social
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Behind a great man there's a bunch of plastic lol.
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Hughster
@hughster.bsky.social
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"To me, the more stuff you've broken, the more innovative you've been"
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Warren Terra
@warrenterra.bsky.social
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The ultimate panel gap.
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Cowb0t
@cowb0t.bsky.social
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Cybertruck is a piece of shit and Elon should drive into a lake, but the toyota tacoma also has a plastic bed with a skin of sheet metal, at least since the 2nd gen.
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LastDeadMouse⏹️
@guttersharp.bsky.social
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R/C cars can take way more of a beating. This a tinfoil boxcar derby vehicle.
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Baked Bean (HIATUS)
@jadeisbaked.bsky.social
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My fucking weed is more durable.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad
@dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
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lmao, no way these things stay on the road for more than 5k miles.
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@fiercelady.bsky.social
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It’s so futuristic
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Defiant Jazz Enthusiast
@cicadaqueen.bsky.social
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Reminds me of these toy cars I had as a kid where the body would pop off if they ran into something.
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Chris Miller
@iamcurious.bsky.social
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It's an EXOSKELETON
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Unit, 1 (One), Bang.
@bangunit.bsky.social
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Look, I love to shit on the CyberTwukkk as much as the next guy, but even on a GM or a Dodge you'd see the same thing. There's no frame members in the box of the truck, the frame is underneath. Hilarious that the panel just -fell off-, though. Quality fitment!
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Sleazy E
@crimsonblue.bsky.social
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Hallenbeck77
@hallenbeck77.bsky.social
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This is a life-size version of those cheap-ass toy cars where you pull them back and let them go to move
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lotus 🏳️⚧️
@lotuswashere.bsky.social
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"the most american made vehicle ever" and what about jeeps?
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Bisho
@angbisho.bsky.social
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My RC Monster truck had a cage and everything. Tesla doesn't know you're supposed to put the strong parts on the inside and the flimsy parts on the outside.
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Not Great Bob
@samonek.bsky.social
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Cue CT owners taking the panels off voluntarily "It looks COOLER that way, thanks Elon!"
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mjfgates
@mjfgates.bsky.social
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An RC car typically has a one-piece body cover, so panels can't just fall off like this.
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The Dapper Diner
@thedapperdiner.bsky.social
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Jonny Worldbeater
@jonnyworldbeater.bsky.social
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There's no way these chucks of garbage are street legal. So many regulations had to be violated to get them on the road according to Elon's imbecilic vision.
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John Price
@calmthoughts.bsky.social
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Elon really fucked that incredibly shitty truck up. Was he trying to damage his reputation? Now we know he has ZERO Care for safety in his vehicles. ZERO !!!
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Passing Strange At Present
@chimaera.bsky.social
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RC cars last for years & bounce back.
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John James!
@bakerjohnj.bsky.social
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Daddy, you're a crook. What? This is illegal. You make money? Do you have a job? No, but don't people need good cars? Can't you sell good cars, Dad? Listen, you little wiseacre: I'm smart, you're dumb; I'm big, you're little; I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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[ Blank Inside ]
@octonoodle.bsky.social
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Whilst off his face playing Fallout 4, Elon decided it would be great to put the power armour ordered from wish on wheels.
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Joberama
@joberama.bsky.social
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Is this AI bs?
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Joberama
@joberama.bsky.social
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That's not just "the panel fell off," the interior bed section is removed, as well. You can see the lines in the bed through the gap. I mean...those can't be all the same piece, right? Don't get me wrong, the Clustertruck is a joke, but this was not a candid photo.
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Marla 🏳️⚧️
@desperatemarlas.bsky.social
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Taking the panels off looks like it would be an improvement aesthetically. Not by much but somethin'
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G. Smith
@therealgsmith.com
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How much else until people understand that Elon is not a prophet but an idiot.
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☀️Sunny & the Infinite Hiatus☀️
@sunspot.dog
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As someone who works in hobby grade RC sales, I would say it's built worse than rc cars tbh
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Cymurai
@wanderthedesert.bsky.social
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I wonder how they passed crash requirements
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word
@words.bsky.social
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it probably looks way more futuristic with no panels
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👁️👃👁️
@waxrepli.ca
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has anyone either leaked or roughly mathed out what kind of margin theyre margin theyre making on these tonka trucks?
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Devilish
@devilishlydo.bsky.social
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If I were one of the engineers that worked on the design for this and someone asked me what I did for a living, I would tell them that I design the bombs they drop on kids in third world countries. It would be less shameful.
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Halfgild Wynac
@zubizuva.bsky.social
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furiosa’s bionic arm
@andreslucero.com
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The guy doesn’t even have permanent plates yet and he’s already down one panel?
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@tom4okstate.bsky.social
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Lake a naked street bike but in crappy EV, quasi pickup form.
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Large Buttes
@buttes.bsky.social
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one of the many reasons that putting this "vehicle" through a car wash will void the warranty
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@fieldmontgomery.bsky.social
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Diogenes of Snarkadia
@diogeneslamp.bsky.social
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OK when did Elon Musk hire a black guy? Clearly DEI is to blame
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WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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Holyfuck would you look at that
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Audley: leftover wizard
@audleyzdarke.bsky.social
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Nessa
@vmcf.bsky.social
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Coach I’m starting to think the cybertruck is just Elon trolling his minions, like a stepped up version of that time he sold “Burnt Hair” cologne and the same people bought it up! He just wants to see how far he can go with it before they question him I think.
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Jim Mashek
@jmashek.bsky.social
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Who assembled this -- Boeing?
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(=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo///
@joulesbyrne.bsky.social
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I don't know if 70's car-stripping hooligans still exist, but maybe some should come back just for the cybertrucks. Seems like you can peel the stainless steel pretty easy.
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Andrew c
@andrewc.bsky.social
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False
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Andrew c
@andrewc.bsky.social
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Incorrect.
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Alice Softpaws
@alicesoftpaws.bsky.social
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Just keeps getting better and better :3
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BRAK AND BLUE
@yinkadoubledare.bsky.social
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R/C for Really Crappy, folks,,,
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@studecyclist.bsky.social
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Now we understand why you can't get it wet or run it through a car wash.
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Nfinit
@nfinit.bsky.social
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Yeah this matches up with the frame shown during production. The original idea iirc was that it was supposed to be an "exoskeleton" where the entire body was the frame-- Elon being Elon, he didn't know that wouldn't work, and had to build it more like the other Teslas.
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muddy cat🐈⬛🐾🐾🇺🇦 🇵🇸NAFO
@muddycat.bsky.social
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😹😹😹
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legendaryRev
@legendaryrev.bsky.social
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“The most American made vehicle ever” lol
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Robb
@buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
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He really disrupted the competency space, didn't he.
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Stephen R. Smith
@stephensmith.bsky.social
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“Tesla, where quality is… a weird collection of letters in an order we’re unfamiliar with. Seriously, is that even a word? Are you fooling with us right now?”
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Surprised Face Guy
@surprisedface.bsky.social
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Well at least the driver also looks like a dipshit, which is priceless.
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Woke Globalist
@ballz6.bsky.social
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Imagine buying a cybertruck
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Rose, The Sword Vixen
@threetails.bsky.social
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If I had $100k to spend on an electric car I would just buy a Bristol 404 and have it converted to electric by a bespoke shop.
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Beer Cheese 🏴🍻
@beercheese.bsky.social
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This thing needs shields alla Star Trek.
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Firk
@theflyingfirk.bsky.social
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How thin is that wheel well?
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MrNelson007, Legendary Bracer
@mrnelson007.bsky.social
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But only like a shitty offbrand one. A decent one is much sturdier than this
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дід
@bsartist.bsky.social
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Elon learned and implemented Chinese tofu dreg mode of production
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Huh…
@capitalistfool.bsky.social
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Pretty sure posting a picture voids the warranty
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The Everything Machine
@everythingmachine.bsky.social
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Wow! Wolves drinking the cope-aide don’t see Elon’s Genius chapter 42: You’ve all heard of crumple zones, but none of you are smart enough to market a truck that’s entirely one crumple zone!
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James Pagenkopf
@jamespagenkopf.bsky.social
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This isn't the point, but the temp tag is really the icing on the cake.
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Mech *trantifa super soldier*
@mechpup.bsky.social
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I mean, it is very apt in a way, a completely faux "tough" exterior backed up by nothing of real material substance. Just like it's progenitor.
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LibrarianWriterGeek
@sctadsen.bsky.social
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Serious question: Is anyone *actually* surprised by this? Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if one of these things fell apart because you gave it a nasty look.
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JNoodles
@jnoodles24.bsky.social
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Cybertruck commercial
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hxlA...
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Nataly 🏳️⚧️
@nightpups.bsky.social
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Is that even legal???
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Jason / Method One
@method1.bsky.social
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Wow, it really IS like my refrigerator
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Chris Fitzgerald
@cofitzgerald.bsky.social
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Erector Set Ass Car
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曹昌倫
@arlentsao.bsky.social
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I'm someone who loves to keep anything I buy in good condition. The Cybertruck would drive me crazy. The fact that it's a matte Stainless steel means it will become a rust bucket within a few months. I'll stick to my beautiful and affordable Sunset Orange #Nissan X-Trail/Rogue.
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Dave Vetter
@davidrvetter.bsky.social
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Seriously, has no one done a teardown of these things?
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Rima Hadley
@descartes.bsky.social
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So i wonder why this ugly POS is so heavy? Is there a concrete weight built into it like a washing machine?
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Evo Daily
@evodaily.bsky.social
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Shocking.😏
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TWuG, The Original
@twug.bsky.social
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The frame is clearly visible and is aluminum, so I'm not sure what this photo is purporting to show. The truck was clearly in a collision on that side and you can see the damage on the wheel well. It's a stupid looking truck, but the description on that photo is wrong.
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MindCrime
@mindcrime.bsky.social
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I hate the truck and all but this is all aluminum chassis.
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George Dubya
@itisgeorge.bsky.social
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Woke made the Tesla's ass fall off
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Uh oh, it's Sean again
@keyboardbrawl.bsky.social
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Designed to be the toughest thing on this, or any other planet!
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Breakdancing Robot
@breakdancingrobot.bsky.social
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I broke
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Dove
@dovewithscales.com
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That's what they get for buying a tesla
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Foxyfloof
@foxyfloof.bsky.social
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I remember people gave me shit for a week about me making fun of the tesla truck for being flimsy and having garbage glass.
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❀°。der Siebenschläfer *.ﾟ✿ ⋆
@sababausa.bsky.social
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we know what must be done
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This Sandwichman is Tom Walker
@thesandwichman.bsky.social
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The Tesla Boeing personal electro-jet will be so cool.
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Heather e^-1/x^2
@heathermoandco.bsky.social
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How did so many people fall for the scam of this vehicle?
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Jam
@jampower.bsky.social
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A lot of value is lost, big electric thing that needs a ton of coal that breaks apart. 🤡🌎🚗
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Reselsnark
@reselsnark.bsky.social
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R/C cars have better design and build quality than this thing.
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Jono
@jonocarpenter.bsky.social
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Have you seen under the panels of. Ford Ranger? Everything is shit now.
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Tsundoku Puzzle
@tsundokupuzzle.bsky.social
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And Muskrat said, with a straight face, that he knows more about manufacturing than anyone else alive. He's fucking deluded, and his delusions will kill people, if they haven't already
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RDS (formerly shawphd)
@rds773.bsky.social
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Holy shit
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Marco Jardim
@marco.jard.im
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You know what, if those panels were made of glass, the Cybertruck might actually look cool. Still wouldn't be caught dead in one, and I also hope to never be caught dead by one.
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Skull ying undead
@irregularnev.bsky.social
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Homer car is more American than this shit.
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Susan Ballinger
@peculiarsusan.bsky.social
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“just fell off”
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@qbaz.bsky.social
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Could the structural intention be an exoskeleton, like a particularly brick-like crab that can’t handle moisture?
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Anders Møller-Stray
@amstray.bsky.social
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Well, they’re known for their panel gaps?
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Ron Reid
@ronreid.bsky.social
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Built by Boeing?
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Michael D
@saltymichael.bsky.social
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These are just embarrassingly poorly built vehicles.
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ZiggySawDust
@ziggyearthdust.bsky.social
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Did Tesla secretly cooperate with Boeing on this puppy?
1 replies 1 reposts 33 likes
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McNutcase
@mcnutcase.bsky.social
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The only reason it's made in the USA is it wouldn't survive shipping from anywhere else.
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mlex
@mlex.bsky.social
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they just scaled it up. seriously.
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💙 Monte_Alto 💙 (everywhere)
@montealto.bsky.social
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The ones that have the most, care the least. As long as he gets your money, he's good and you're on your own.
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Brandon Doughan 🍶
@brandondoughan.bsky.social
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“The back fell off”
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Dr Emily Backpain 🇵🇸
@limeyemily.bsky.social
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A real indictment of American auto regulators
2 replies 2 reposts 99 likes
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@citizenjer.bsky.social
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Cybertruck! It’s the Potemkin Village of cars!
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the sixers worrier
@danielb1609.bsky.social
[ View ] |
how did this not come out earlier
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Capo 🏳️⚧️
@capoexplains.bsky.social
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I'm no Cybertruck defender but, setting aside that it's poorly fitted enough to just fall the fuck off, is this not what you'd expect to find on ANY pickup truck if you removed one of the metal body panels from the side of the bed?
1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
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A Lesser Santini is dangerously unsupervised
@alessersantini.bsky.social
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They’re fixing this with an OTA this weekend
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@preemchoom.bsky.social
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But at least the plastic isn't going to rust!
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Hipster Sasquatch
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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I dunno, the RC hobbyist group I run into sometimes has some SERIOUS vehicles. I suspect they'd be out for blood if they ordered a radio-control car that shipped to them, and turned out to be this shitty.
0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
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Alfonso Rigatoni
@schlaflosinberlin.bsky.social
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It's Not a bug, it's a feature.
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Jed Shaffer
@streetsajed.bsky.social
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There was an old ad that said “the quality goes in before the name goes on”. Tesla operates with “the name goes on and the quality never shows up”.
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The Creatively Maladjusted
@tyrotcm.bsky.social
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How did we not already know this?
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Rob
@somewherefun.bsky.social
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Andrew Rothstein
@asrothstein.bsky.social
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God forbid somebody t-bones this thing you’re going to to split it in half!
1 replies 0 reposts 11 likes
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TechnicallyOwen
@technicallyowen.bsky.social
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It's actually built like a Hot wheels car that's teslas big "innovation" instead of using stamped and welded parts they are Die cast. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giga_Pr...
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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It’s the truck that Blade Runner would break down in
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Erin Snyder
@erinlsnyder.bsky.social
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You could fix that with some duct tape, but I'm pretty sure that invalidates the warranty.
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@llc1138.bsky.social
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He can’t complain about panel fit now, can he?
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Jerome Hodos
@jhodos.bsky.social
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All... 4000... of those Cybertruck purchasers got what they ordered, and what they deserved.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes