kilgore trout

@kilgoretrout.bsky.social

heres mike lindell. he’s doin great. and I cannot emphasize this next part enough - he is driving the entire time while never once looking anywhere near the road

Jun 14, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

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Porter @porter79.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

A man so full of talents he s**** pillows. His pillows are s***. Thank God for metamucil 😉

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Steve Ferra @abpow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

he's got a MyAirBag

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River Talesien🏳️‍🌈🖖🦉📖✒️ @rivertalesien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

Not looking near the road? Maybe Mike Lindell is being towed.

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dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

looking good sir

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@lexiitea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 13:24 UTC

The ol' Minnesota phone booth

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Denise DeGrazia @rddegrazia.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

He's back on the sauce again🤣

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cdpositive @cdpositive.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

Did Elon give him a Tesla?

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Anne Brady @ronniebrady.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:47 UTC

Death won't have to come for him, he'll deliver himself by his recklessness.

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Norm Wilner @normwilner.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

That is a man in the absolute GRIP of acid reflux.

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@jandcochran.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

youtu.be/DRunRXVlQRk?...

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Ammonium Azide @nh4n3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

Fingers crossed

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Sylvie @burnitdown.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

Ack that fuckin guy gives me a hairball

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Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

Shouldn't he be broke and desperate by now 🤷🏾

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William Butler Yeets @yeets.biz
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

wasn't he like, remarkably skinny and hollow-eyed just a few short weeks ago?

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TommyBenBergman @tbapple.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

Between him and Kieth Richard’s, I’m beginning to think cocaine isn’t really dangerous to your physical health. Mental yep!

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

Another example of a guy who could have just walked away with his money but had to keep talking.

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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:40 UTC

he seems to have died in photo 2

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@slappylongballs.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 07:05 UTC

He looks like a doomed soul who just escaped Hell.

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Thorgonator @thorgonator.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

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Dinosaur Bob @bornonagreenlight.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

Mike Lindel looks like he sweats pure butter. Just looking at him could give you heart disease.

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Arkenor @arkenor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

I hope Fetterman isn't coming the other way.

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Ives Phillips, Writer of Spilled Milk @itisiives.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

Yeah, cuz, you know, a lawsuit wasn't enough, we also need a conviction.

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Adam Jay @bullgooseparty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

That’s some serious coke face

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

kilgore trout u would think a guy who literally sells pillows would not always look like they have not slept in weeks but here we are

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@misterernest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Image One: Coming for commies Insane Two: Coming hard for commies

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DavidNelsonNM @davidnelsonnm.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 04:06 UTC

Think we’d better hide the Hardee’s before any commies.

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Noddum Portant @tiberiuskingsley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

"They can't stop him" while showing the most tired looking pillow salesman that exists

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Dave Dissents @dconrad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

I've been driving all night My hand's wet on the wheel There's a voice in my head That drives my heel

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Casey G. 🦖🦕🚀👽 @caseyg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

So glad he's like 2 suburbs away.

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rabagast @rabagast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 08:07 UTC

can anyone see anything that looks like a seat belt?

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JeannetteBlue @jeannetteblue.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

Great reminder that all those Dec 2020 - Jan 2021 guys runnin’ around the White House were boy’s tree house club members and not real statesmen.

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Getaway Cat @kduffy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

"my pillows are so great I'm asleep at the wheel"

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Baj Mihal @bajmihal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

I am not exactly a commie but I am pretty sure I can stop him with a single punch.

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Voice from the Crowd @voicefromcrowd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

If you spent consecutive nights with Trump playing "This or That" you'd look pretty rough too.

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

Who’s more pathetic here: coked out Mike Lindell or Jack Posobiec for dickriding him?

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

Who wore it better?

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Christopher Wiley @captequinox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

He needs the sleep that knits up the raveled sleeve of crazy, if you dig what I’m saying.

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(=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

I am not remotely afraid of this ruddy-faced man, Mike Lindell. He will drive into a lorry on his way to my crib.

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Jennifer A Sutherland @jasutherland.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

The commies are all… standing on the shoulder … for some reason

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Megaweapon @megaweapon5.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

His eyes suggest he’s moved on from crack as his drug of choice. Ketamine?

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chadzia dax 🖖🏻 😷 🔞 @m00psy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

oh he’ll cum for the communists

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Nihilistic Snake @nihilycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

Literally tempting fate

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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

Oh my god, he is so fucking blitzed

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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

I loathe everything about Mike Lindell, and he probably should be in jail for something, but the driving part of this video is faked. Was proven months ago.
checkyourfact.com/2024/02/26/f...

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kentropic @kentropic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

At some point, anybody with a lick o’ sense can see through this guy’s sad, desperate grift. Maybe even feel compassion for his blindness. But ultimately, we’re all responsible for the choices we make.

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Cj Rabbit🐇 @rhino-0s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

He's doing WHAT for the commies???? And while driving??? PERVERT

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Morticia91 @morticia91.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

In that 2nd pic, he also appears to be driving stoned.

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E. Allyn (aka Norton II, Emperor of the United States) @ericallyn.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

And you just know that when he gets in a crash, he's one of those assholes who jumps out of their car and screams at the other driver, trying to blame it on them.

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@notgeorgecarlin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

Homefry is back on the crack again... Has he been seen hanging with Don Jr. high?

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oinonio @oinonio.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

Lane lines are a commie control mechanism.

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@aliasann @aliasann.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

He's a crazy nut job!!! He lives here in the state I do! Ugh!!!

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CatFrat @catfrat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

Of all the fucked up things that have happened since 2015, the My Pillow guy being one of Trump’s inner circle brain trust is the one that I still can’t believe (even though I know it actually happened)

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Mark Shatraw @markshatraw.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

Cruising for some sugar water

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Mike Vincent @mikevincent.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

dude looks so sleepy behind the wheel, maybe he should consider a crack pick me up

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Scotch Tape Gaming @therealscotchtape.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

He is one plate of fettuccine away from the grave.

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Kirsten @k-a-aitch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

"sir, how many cans of spray paint have you had tonight?"

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Bruce Cullen @bacullenyyc.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

You’d think he’d look more well rested, what with the pillows and all.

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Chris Fitzgerald @cofitzgerald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

Great. Thanks for asking.

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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

Hell, when *actors* look at someone in the passenger seat in TV shows and movies I want to scream “Eyes on the road!”

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Cadbury Creme Egg Enthusiast @thx3188.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

i feel like this would have been an amazing opportunity for someone to call the cops on him "yeah there's a raving lunatic screaming into his phone while doing sixty on the highway. no, i don't know his license plate number, i'm watching him live online though if you want the link"

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Mike Lindell @mikelindell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

Don’t need to look at the road when Jesus is your co-pilot. Or Jose Cuervo… eh, it’s one of those guys.

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Momus Jones @boyq.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

Possible future Secretary of Transportation.

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Ray Radlein @radlein.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

I've seen that Allstate commercial

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Justin Noormand @justin-noormand.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 09:54 UTC

He’s on crack again

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Dan Yocum @yocum137.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

Would love to have the time and photoshop skills to create an image of his car padded with pillows front to back.

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

This guy gotta get back into Hazelden four years ago.

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Max Mammel @mmammel.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

On the plus side he doesn’t appear to be wearing a seatbelt

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L.C. @ssddftp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 08:11 UTC

No seat belt driving while looking at a camera. $100 says he uses one of these:

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Howie from Maryland 🦀 @hocohowie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

Is he on the lam?

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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

Those are the eyes of a man just coming off a 96-hour bender.

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerfulcrabfart.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

Lane keeping assist and forward collision systems working overtime

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@relaxedninja.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

Jesus Take MyWheel.

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Cindy Lou Whomst🇺🇦 @silkscreenfiend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

He's coming for oncoming traffic. They can't stop him.

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Hendernator @hendernator.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

Remember when one of the Parkland Shooting kids helped set up a new ‘progressive’ pillow company in order to neutralize this guy or something? I think that’s the moment I fully gave up on America

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Mary50shadesofWTF @kapdoll.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

Jesus take the wheel. Or anybody other than Mike.

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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

I wonder if I could figure out where in Minnesota he is by looking out the window

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@jasonemiller.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

Pulling a Fetterman.

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Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

A man whose hair, alone, tells a very sad tale

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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Oh, is HE the one with the Tesla in autopilot that crashed into a cop car?

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Sailorwayne @sailorwayne.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

It'll be great when he goes sailing through the windshield

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Alpha Foxtrot @af209.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

Something we all have to remember when it comes to Mike: he’s an admitted former crackhead. I say that not to disparage addicts/or getting ppl clean but that addicts often have traits that make them susceptible to cult behavior. There are mannerisms & the like he shows that belie his past.

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Alpha Foxtrot @af209.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

Considering how much they like virtue signaling I’m kinda shocked he’s not in a cybertruck tbh.

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Sol @solstone.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

He looks like he's been sleeping in his car.

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Flannely O'Connor @amcnal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

Not to be that guy but the video is not real Jack Probiotic did not seem to notice, however

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

"The last sight of many a commie" vs The last sight of many in oncoming

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@taren93.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

The fact that Jack Posobiec thinks Mike Lindell can do anything after the past few years really shows that he’s just as full of shit as every other grifter.

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