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Popehat@kenwhite.bsky.social |
Some lawyers would argue that you should get started BEFORE the $83.3 million verdict and possibly even before trial.
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alkali
@alkali19.bsky.social
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I can imagine a situation where they have a million grounds for appeal, and none adequately preserved
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ariel gordon
@arielgordon.bsky.social
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Can’t wait for them to try to get the Supreme Court to say that collateral estoppel can’t be used against him because of presidential immunity.
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Marv
@marvinbutters.bsky.social
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She means losing in court. They plan on continuing that indefinitely.
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Jeff Davidson
@jeffdavidson.bsky.social
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I wonder if @badlegaltakes.bsky.social will replace their Avenatti pinned tweet w/one about Habba. The problem is that I don't think anyone would ever skeet that she is the best lawyer in US history.
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🍩𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒🧸
@born2.bsky.social
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can’t wait to see what she does next lmao
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Christian White
@mayomus.bsky.social
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Jesus... they're fucking idiots.
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Michael Roberts is categorically not building machetebots
@vivtek.com
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Maybe they're just getting started on losing more. I'm guessing plenty more defamation before the night's out.
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DaveKidneys
@davekidneys.bsky.social
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Probably waiting for a check to clear before starting work.
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John Minnihan
@jbminn.bsky.social
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lists of steps are tricky, ken
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John Minnihan
@jbminn.bsky.social
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i wld like to offer the opinion that she is very much over. she is posting to an audience of one. she'll have the rest of her pathetic life to relive the thought processes that brought her to this moment.
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Adam Bartel
@adambartel.bsky.social
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Looks like she can’t fake being smart after all
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True Tourtillott
@truet.bsky.social
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Yeah but do those lawyers look hot af in a bikini?
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True Tourtillott
@truet.bsky.social
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Anyone following the legal advice of Tom Fitton and this bimbo deserves whatever happens
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🚗car downloader🚗
@wouldnt.download-a-car.zip
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get in loser, we're just getting started at losing
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David Sugerman
@davidsug.bsky.social
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I’m sure her post-trial and appellate chops will be every bit as remarkable as her trial skills. Popcorn vendors everywhere are rejoicing.
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Ned
@thewesterhazys.bsky.social
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4-D chess!
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Dammitt
@dammitt.bsky.social
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Is it possible for Trump to defame Habba?
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John Carney
@johncarney.dev
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I hear it’s customary, but IANAL.
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Mathias
@mathias.bsky.social
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I wonder if Deutsche Bank has a spare 83 million lying around.
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Katherine
@kdallashammond.bsky.social
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Trump Derangement Syndrome hashtag? So his lawyer agrees he's deranged?
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Brian Heaton
@geekdownrange.bsky.social
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Crazy talk! Next you'll suggest they should properly label exhibits.
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MacMog, Annihilator
@macmog.bsky.social
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“We’ll lose over a billion dollars, just you wait and see!”
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Staid Winnow
@staidwinnow.bsky.social
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Avenatti-esque! After every setback, he was on CNN/MSNBC bellowing "I have not even begun to fight!"
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Jo_clever_ke
@insidejoke.bsky.social
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Ken, Is Alina Habba a good lawyer?
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Retro Des
@retrodes.bsky.social
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And with this comment, Ken White wins the internet (yet again.)
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Nigel Tufnel
@misterrora.bsky.social
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Sure, ugly lawyers think that.
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Duke Scorpio
@skweetis.com
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It's nice she admits she is suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Makes it easier to know why she does what she does.
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GBO akwtenn
@volsrus.bsky.social
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Sat. Feb 24th Rally in DC. We need to all show up and support Ukraine (and our foreign policy future)whilst simultaneously pissing off MAGA!
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Alex F
@geddyleeroth80.bsky.social
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furnace
@furnace.bsky.social
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Cinderella Mechanicus
@hroethgar.bsky.social
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Ken, if I have a choice between this lawyer and self-representation, is self-representation really that bad?
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Jim Meyer
@theotherjim.bsky.social
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So... they're going to lose EVEN BIGGER the next time? Or is it more bigly? Either way, it sounds like something a snowball would say as it begins to roll down a mountain.
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Grahms & List ... Sometimes
@laikax.bsky.social
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This is his "genius" laywer saying "We'll drain his bank accounts and realise all his assets before we're done" ? Keep up the good work luv. 😎
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Joshua Sharp
@joshuasharp.bsky.social
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But do those lawyers look good on television?
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Debby Bee
@debbybee.bsky.social
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We know it’s far from over. Her client can’t keep his mouth shut.
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L
@noisybrooklyn1.bsky.social
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Wait, is she saying that SHE has trumpderangementsyndrome? 🤣
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Iron Curtain (Samuel Abram)
@ironcurtainyc.bsky.social
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Nice of her to admit she has Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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Shoulder Devil
@shoulderdevil.bsky.social
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"My client has only just begun to fail to learn from his mistakes!"
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Starris
@starris.bsky.social
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How long before trial? I can skim this stuff over breakfast, right? I got home late from a pro-Trump boat parade and it would kill my vibe to stay up late reading
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Scott
@sdunsmore619.bsky.social
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She means he's going to have to pay WAY more money.
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Siddeley Genet
@sergalprojects.bsky.social
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Very big Saddam "We have only begun to fight!" energy.
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DuncanYoudaho/Dan Hill
@danlearnsstuff.com
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Argue? Like in court? You might get thrown out if you do that!
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Jess
@mirrorman.bsky.social
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The losing will continue until morale improves.
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Fountainhead this
@jaocomms.bsky.social
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Once again recalling my days as a hiring partner trying to envision whether I would have maintained my composure if Habba (or any of the others in the Trump menagerie) had walked into my office for an interview and started talking.
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Mitchell Epner
@mitchellepner.bsky.social
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Real Black Knight energy here.
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Jane Jago
@janejago.bsky.social
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Is anyone suggesting she is a competent lawyer? Her performance so far would appear to give the lie to that.
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Brian Dixon
@brianboru.bsky.social
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"Never appeared in court before" and clearly a novice in court procedure & protocol. Is Trump's senile dementia determining his choice of a sycophantic fan to represent him? Or will no one else take him on? Does she realise this can only get worse now? A jury of 10 men & 2 women found against them
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Buckscience
@buckscience.bsky.social
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SO MUCH WINNING!
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Dag.
@3fecta.bsky.social
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Tortuous win the race.
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Matthew Dye
@mdye.me
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Maybe that was covered in the same training that went over how to submit evidence, what is and isn't admissible, and how not to piss off judges.
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Virginia S. O'Possum
@virginiaopossum.bsky.social
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I can't find how long (how short) the jury deliberated. Was it more than two hours?
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Colin Gerbode
@brainguy63.bsky.social
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I appreciate that she admits to having Trump Derangement Syndrome. Now perhaps she can seek help.
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Erie
@eriemom.bsky.social
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Habba is what happens when you hire based on appearance.
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@georgethomas.bsky.social
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😂
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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦
@ethanjacobs.bsky.social
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Becky W
@bwire.bsky.social
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You're on fire!
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E. Allyn (aka Norton II, Emperor of the United States)
@ericallyn.bsky.social
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Trump Derangement Syndrome exists, but it doesn't really mean what they want it to mean.
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Buffy Summers and Mr. Pointy
@buffyann1998.bsky.social
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I’m still laughing at the portion of her closing where she said something like: Ms. Kaplan tried to tell you what my arguments are going to be. I’ve never seen that before. Ma’am.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald
@giromide.online
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big "ma'am this is an Arby's" energy in her tweet
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Seminormal
@superframe.bsky.social
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It’s so over
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Bren
@bren43.bsky.social
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I know lawyers who do trial prep and they're all cowards.
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@bbny.bsky.social
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Trump only deserves mall lawyers
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NK JJB
@neiljrm.bsky.social
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Quite the verdict for her legal resume...
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Viridian Dragon
@viridiandragon.bsky.social
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Is there a cure for Trump Derangement Syndrome? Cus I don't want it.
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@zakzahn.bsky.social
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It's also nice of her to just come out and say she has trump derangement syndrome.
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Hal 10000
@hal10000.bsky.social
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@guitardis.bsky.social
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Her replies are nonstop derision, and that's on Truth Social 2.0. I wonder if she's going to get steadily worse and more deranged, like that Nikko guy's lawyers?
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Arkancrow
@arkancrow.bsky.social
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Make the sentence worse in appeal. He'll keep defaming her, right ?
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El Topo
@eltopo71.bsky.social
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She's just lulling Jack Smith into a false sense of security.
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Rhett Derrick
@lawzag.bsky.social
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My take on this is that Habba completely misunderstood what it meant to “preserve error”.
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Brian Griffith
@qlippot.bsky.social
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Starting to think Trump Derangement Syndrome is what he does to his lawyers.
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Spider-Lou
@spiderlou2099.bsky.social
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She is the dumbest attorney in the history of law
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druucifer
@druucifer.bsky.social
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No time for preparation when you're too busy putting America first
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Shawn Connery
@shawnconnery.bsky.social
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We'll hire only the best people... only the best people.
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3
@andrew3000.bsky.social
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Interesting choice to punch the flag like that
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Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
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I'm reading that in Cobra Commander's voice at the end of the episode just before he screams "Retreaaat!" (Like...what's the appeal arguement here?)
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Adam H
@tucsonrobot.bsky.social
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She is going to consult with norm pattis to see if they can REALLY lose trump some money.
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Cranthemius Gilderthorpe (he/him/his)
@gilderthorpe.bsky.social
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Yes, but what do THOSE lawyers look like in a bathing suit?
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Ni en pedo
@300ps.bsky.social
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I took that to mean Ms. Caroll will be endlessly suing for endless instances of defamation.
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panfriedscorpions
@davidbielecki.bsky.social
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yer not really trumps lawyer til rudy farts on you so, yeah…
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Some Guy*
@betterkevin.bsky.social
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Incoming: "It's only the appeals court that matters"
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Pete Smillie
@mequantum.bsky.social
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Trump no doubt will be selling a special edition set of "Appeal" trading cards picturing Habba with a legal pad in a bikini.
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Glenn with 2 Ns 😺🐈
@glennwith2ns.bsky.social
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Any word on how long the jury deliberated? 10 minutes, 15?
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Bill Stewart
@billstewart.bsky.social
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Since this was a civil lawsuit, I guess it's "Watch what you say if you can't afford to pay" rather than his current "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime" cases?
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Lizard
@lizardky.bsky.social
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From Mad, way back when: John Paul Jones: I have not yet begun to fight! Random sailor: Well hadn’t you better start? The bleedin’ ship’scalmost sunk!
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Schu
@schu22.bsky.social
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We are gonna lose so much more money. And more. Just you wait.
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Brack the Blue
@chrisaintlike.bsky.social
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I think she's aflicted with TDS
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@joshuabhoe.bsky.social
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Hey, she is certainly right, at the rate she is going I am sure she can get the losing up even higher
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donnie harrison
@donnieharrisonn.bsky.social
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I mean, she's right that it's far from over but just not in the way she means
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ndndad
@ndndad.bsky.social
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Credit where due, she's fleeced Trump for at least $2.5 million we know about. Pure talent, baby!
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@alzucard.bsky.social
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Maga is just a fascist group of lunatics
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Lebanon Link 🌎 ✨ ❤
@lebanonlink.bsky.social
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Incidently, the damages against Trump are abt. 20M more than the annual GDP of the country of Tuvalu in the South Pacific. If that means anything.
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George
@gralls.bsky.social
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Losing = winning in MAGA World
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Dan Sandler
@danielsand.bsky.social
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AHAH! She has them right where she wants them. You see now that they can appeal, they can get the judge to reverse the charges and Trump will be the one owed $83mm! She has the best legal minds Reddit has to offer on the case.
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Motown
@motown.bsky.social
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All Trump got was a habba-job.
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Adrian Tchaikovsky
@aptshadow.bsky.social
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Trump's own lawyer is using his mental condition as a hashtag?
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Hacksaw
@mrthesaw.bsky.social
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She might have been talking about the long hard task of bilking enough cash out of Trump's followers to pay off the judgement.
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Richard Bellavance
@richardbellavance.bsky.social
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Looks like she needs more practice at "faking being smart" 😂
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@bleuchat.bsky.social
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I guess she’s planning to lose him even more millions?
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DrBoss
@abrainiac.bsky.social
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miss 'i would rather be pretty than smart!' did some real fine lawyering didn't she? LOL
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Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator
@therealdcf.bsky.social
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You would think.
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brian
@briminey.bsky.social
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I don't understand the trump derangement syndrome thing. It sounds like more of a self-own. "I will follow this pants-shitting septuagenarian no matter what he does and no matter what he says or how he treats me or my family. I will die for him. If you won't do the same you're deranged"
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K.CareyHagan
@careyhagan.bsky.social
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Soon trump won’t even know who she is.
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John Scrofini
@scrofini.bsky.social
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"We're going to appeal the hell out of this humiliating defeat!"
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Spirit Equality
@spiritequality.bsky.social
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I actually laughed out loud in real life.
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iquanyin
@iquanyin.bsky.social
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🤣
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@calizaybak.bsky.social
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I think she means bankrupting the RNC?
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Full Mental Jackass
@uncle6.org
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Were I on trial with millions of dollars at stake I would simply choose not to rely on the legal counsel of F. Lee Bikini
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internet freds
@esquiring.bsky.social
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huge if true.
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Anna ❓💞
@agnetha.bsky.social
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We will fight this to the last drop of ketchup.
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Mike Palmer
@icengineer.bsky.social
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And just how many $83.3 million verdicts have they achieved? One fewer than Alina Habba, I'll bet!
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@fraudguy.bsky.social
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Didn't Sun-Tzu say you mount your defense after losing the war?
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Jay Marose
@jaymarose.bsky.social
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What is 90% of $83,300,000 for the bond? Hmmm I’m convinced the Trump denounced, the RNC anointment, which they saw as huge cost savings as real small dollar donations dry up due to revulsion or trump taking it directly.
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@eaglesfanintn.bsky.social
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Part of me hopes she got paid, part of me doesn’t.
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✨Reader Librarian ✨ 🌞🧚🐈⬛🪬
@weeklyreader.bsky.social
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She is 💯 suffering from “Trump Derangement”. 😂
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Aaron Mills 🏳️⚧️
@cloudhunter.co.uk
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Ken, is Alina Habba a good lawyer?
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HoiPollois🦋
@hoipollois.bsky.social
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♾️😊
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Tamara Bumpdeeay
@moiness.bsky.social
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1. Trump sacks her because he doesn’t like losers 2. He doesn’t pay her 3. She sings like a canary to anyone with a cheque book.
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Sluggard
@sluggard.bsky.social
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She gets paid, win or lose, right? Maybe?
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Anonymous eBirder
@benadamx.bsky.social
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i mean, i'm sure she's not wrong
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Jade Cargill stan account 🍉🇺🇦🇺🇸
@adaytaramember.bsky.social
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These people really just can’t help themselves
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@ldacker.bsky.social
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And that’s why YOU WILL NEVER REPRESENT A PARKING GARAGE IN NEW JERSEY.
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@idgafcertified.com
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The future former Mrs Trump, everyone. Just you wait.
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Joe Auerbach
@joeauerbach.bsky.social
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Also, i'm not an expert, but it seems like the number of times the judge has to threaten to lock you up should be a little bit closer to 0 than we saw. I'm used to a lower number is all.
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David Emmett
@motomatters.bsky.social
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The derangement is in thinking she will be paid
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Josh
@joshgoldberg7.bsky.social
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Dunno. I’ve been known to spot my opponents a few mill before trial from time to time.
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