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Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social |
THIS CAR CAN SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE UNLESS YOU NEED TO HIT THE BRAKES. ALSO AIRBAGS DON'T WORK.
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Stonelake
@stonelake.bsky.social
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I can explain
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Garrett McCullough
@gwmccull.bsky.social
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Only alpha males can handle the “all gas; no brakes” lifestyle /s
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Balsam B'Grant Heat
@balsam.bsky.social
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Damn look at that panel gap
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StevenMatheson.bsky.social
@stevenmatheson.bsky.social
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Airbags are woke
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@luckyotter.bsky.social
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I remember, seeing leftist video-essayists talking, about how this thing is classist, because rich people are bringing the apocalypse, but making a way for the wealthy and only the wealthy to can afford this truck needed to survive...... turns out it's a complete joke!
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Fermi's Political Paradox
@enricofermi.bsky.social
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Elon, probably: Brakes are so woke. Real men stop their Cybertrucks with their feet, like manly Fred Flintstone.
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Naomi Pitcairn
@naomipitcairn.bsky.social
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Somebody thought Elon was an engineer again.
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Fioko
@fioko.tv
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Cybertruck: it's like a truck except they didn't paint it and it doesn't work
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Comrade Pancakes ☭🥞🔻
@callmepancakes.bsky.social
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Marques Brownlee review: "these are all early VIN problems and really kind of a privilege that goes along with being a beta tester!" Tesla copium is a helluva drug.
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Mark Sweeney
@marksweeney.bsky.social
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Is the signal light pole okay?
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Matt Gill
@themattgill2.bsky.social
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i bet he didn't even update his brakes with the latest firmware, smh
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Six will do the damn thing.
@thesix.bsky.social
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I can only assume that's a total write off because of how it's designed (badly) and made (worse).
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Veronica Tash
@veronicatash.bsky.social
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That is driver fault. What they should have done is unbuckle, crawl to the back seat, remoce the cover on the botton of the rear passenger door, then pull on the manual brake cord there. Voila! The car stops.
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Stefan E. Jones
@stefanejones.bsky.social
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He probably just voided his car's warranty by putting the incident on social media.
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Warren Terra
@warrenterra.bsky.social
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If only that light pole had been shooting at him, his bullet resistant body panels would have been a plus.
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Peter Ellis
@almostconverge.bsky.social
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well, the car can survive it
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@smogget.bsky.social
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I'm not sure airbags would deploy in a regular car either for an accident like this? I don't know how fast they hit the pole but the damage looks mostly cosmetic. I'm not defending the Cybertruck in any way, I'm just saying he needs to crash harder to really check the airbags.
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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་
@riwoche.bsky.social
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But coach does this mean the EMP shields those concerned car owners bought for their cybertrucks spent their money in vain
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Ross
@rossmasters.com
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Oh so it does have a crumple zone after all
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Russ Bengtson
@russbengtson.bsky.social
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this car can survive anything it can throw at itself
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Luke Dones
@lukemeister.bsky.social
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Car looks better now
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marythetrainer🦋🐢🤷🏻♀️😏🌎
@marythetrainer.bsky.social
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I’m beginning to think the workers in his factories hate him.
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Anthony Pham
@viridianth.bsky.social
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Sounds exactly like the problems that early hybrids like the Prius had, where they forgot to harden the electronics against stuff like cosmic rays flipping bits. The cars would randomly accelerate, fail to brake, etc. Except, they've made other electric cars so how badly did they rush this?
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ScaryTwink™ 🔜gpn,EF
@spottyserval.furry.energy
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More like deathtraptruck
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Mackenzie
@mackenzievogt.bsky.social
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Those panels are gonna require a second mortgage to source and fix
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Sean Scott
@oraclesean.com
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In related news, a light pole was undamaged after being struck by a Cybertruck earlier today.
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Dylan McGehee
@dylanmdesigns.bsky.social
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There's a patch for this: sell or scrap the Elon-mobile and get an R1T from Rivian.
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rosslynratioed
@rosslyn.ratioed.click
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why is it giving me big hotwheels vibes
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Christopher A Gilbert
@chrisagilbert.bsky.social
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He didn't pay his brake function subscription fee
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Dunkin' Idahos
@wendlle.bsky.social
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Man why the hell is the wheel well cover coming off?
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Aviendha69 - ⊃∪∩⪽
@aviendha69.bsky.social
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Billionaires implode like Black Holes.
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Mina Klonopina
@klonniechron.bsky.social
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“Something happened I can’t explain.” Oh honey.
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@jimjoe.bsky.social
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A cosmetic improvement, if you ask me.
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@gooneybird.bsky.social
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I cannot believe astronauts fly into space in his garbage.
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Jerry Timber
@jerrytimber.bsky.social
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It might be a boat too.
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MB Brown
@mbbrownsf.bsky.social
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Did this happen broke or after the front door panel rusted? 😆
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@justareflection.bsky.social
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I believe it was the illustrious flavor flav who nailed it. "Don't believe the hype. Don't don't don't believe the hype."
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Bsky Kreuger
@lammatic.hellthread.vet
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Pete Ellsworth
@bikercrank.bsky.social
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The new die by wire system I’ve heard so much about.
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@inamagicbubble.bsky.social
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Real Alpha’s don’t need airbags, brakes, or seatbelts.
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Mike McNasty
@cemeterywind.bsky.social
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The message is clear? Don't drive it.🤣✌🏻
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AMDO
@amdo.bsky.social
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is the brake a pedal in the floor or a button on the screen
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Avery Senecal
@averygoodyear.bsky.social
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"Something happened I can't explain" IDK, I think "the brakes failed, I crashed and the airbag didn't deploy" is kind of its own explanation
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(-M-)
@metronautix.bsky.social
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So on point for humanity, basically. We built something monstrous that nobody in their right mind would build that way if given a clean sheet, and then nobody can stop it, and protection isn't available either
#climate #tesla
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Abbaetha
@abbaetha.bsky.social
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you can’t use breaks in the apocalypse, silly, the zombies will get you!
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Gidget Bates
@gidgetbates.bsky.social
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Incel camino
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The Book of the Void
@eddyrobinson.bsky.social
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Concerning
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Jeremy
@justbreathe.bsky.social
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Elon famously stated that if you get into a disagreement with another car, "you will win." He didn't say anything about poles.
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Bjårne Witt🍌⚡️(3 ⭐ Bewertung)
@bjarnewitt.bsky.social
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who needs breakes and airbags in the apocalypse
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Sergio Beluti
@sergiobeluti.bsky.social
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Lol
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TitaniumMan
@titaniumman.bsky.social
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Airbags aren't intended to deploy if the vehicle is going less than about 12mph. Did he sustain that much damage going slower?
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ClaytonClent
@claytonclent.bsky.social
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The great thing about Musk's ongoing operation to kill all Tesla owners is the owner's complete inability to see the threat.
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Sandy Johnson 🌞🌊
@sandyjohnson.bsky.social
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Good luck getting that fixed in a timely manner
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Tony from Welly
@tonywelly.bsky.social
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First issue, he brought a cyber truck 😂
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Death will not release you!𓅽
@7leaguebootdisk.bsky.social
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I mean, I wouldn't expect the air bags to go off in a minor collision. I wouldn't trust Tesla with drive by wire steering though.
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Comfortably Numb
@numb.comfortab.ly
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The car will survive. Nobody said the same about the driver.
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Michelle Lamb
@mlamb.bsky.social
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It’s seems those silly attention to details are important.
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B.Carreiro
@bcarreiro.bsky.social
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“That’ll buff right out” Elmo, probably
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rusty potato
@rosty.me
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airbags can reduce your ability to fight back zombies or whatever duh
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tbd
@tumescentnumpty.bsky.social
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Common error for new Tesla owners. You have to open a panel with and allan key and solve a lights out problem to disengage Paul Walker mode. It's in the owners manual.
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Wrenyere
@wrenyere.bsky.social
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Thank you for the ALT text but FYI for the future ALT text should include all text in the image and also a brief description of any images. As it is now there is text from the image missing and no mention of "Cyber Truck" or anything Tesla related so it is insufficient accessibility!
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CodeMaxX
@methodnull.bsky.social
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Breaking and airbags were in the deluxe package
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jamerman
@jamerman.bsky.social
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Weird, it looks factory fresh to me
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WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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I can’t tell if the wheel well guard looks busted from the accident or it came off the factory line looking like that.
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WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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What’s the minimum number of people for a class-action suit? Are there enough of these on the road to meet that threshold?
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Rich
@hopstache.bsky.social
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I can explain—dude, you bought a piece of shit
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ΔΘ I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO! ΔΘ
@silveralethia.bsky.social
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it sucks that these are on roads with innocent drivers because if only the owners died in incidents like this it'd be objectively hilarious.
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Frickin Dude..
@frickin-dude.bsky.social
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Careful! Elmo will sue anyone who writes a bad review!
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Nessa Carson
@supersciencegrl.co.uk
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Yeah but dude, it's "resistant to solar flare energy" (I learned today) so who cares?
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Comix Thomas
@comixthomas.bsky.social
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This is why you don't daisy chain your electronics with fucking RJ-45 cable
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Jared Gonia
@jaredgonia.bsky.social
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Probably a total loss 😂
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Charter School Abolitionist
@maniccage.bsky.social
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That's totaled.
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Dimatadore
@dimatadore.bsky.social
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Loving this vision of the future
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@mjr21.bsky.social
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Apparently he did not purchase the optional safety package subscription with airbags and working breaks.
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Bubbles
@phonon.bsky.social
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Is that the before or after pic?
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Helena Handbasket
@efftheineffable.bsky.social
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Coach Finstock is the name used by a nazi named Matthew Q. Gebert on white supremacist forums and podcasts. He was a State Department employee who was born without a dick. I hope that's not you, Mathew.
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James
@canberracat.bsky.social
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I'm not a tech developer, but I wouldn't think people should have to pay to beta test a product under real world conditions?
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☭ Comrade ☭
@nowarbutclasswar.bsky.social
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$110,000 to fix
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Jason Apple
@japple323.bsky.social
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Somehow this has improved its looks.
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Shade Aurion
@shadeaurion.bsky.social
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Literally a death trap Def not worth the second mortgage
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SM
@miamibeach.bsky.social
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Don’t worry it’ll be back on the road in six months. Once they find some spare parts for it.
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Nick Douglas
@toomuchnick.com
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I'm sincerely scared every time I cross the street in front of a Tesla
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Dante Vortex
@dantevortex.bsky.social
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In their defence, airbags only deploy with major collisions, this little dent is nothing. The airbags exploding in your face would have done more damage to you than the crash would have without the airbags. But yeah, working pedals would be nice.
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@gwchilly.bsky.social
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Re Call.
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Crungeoneer
@crungeoneer.bsky.social
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bet it was a digital attack should have bought the emp tent
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Kanna Banana 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷
@kanna-banana.bsky.social
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the car may survive the apocalypse, you wont
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Dr. Wombat
@aspyre.bsky.social
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One of these was following us and we changed lanes. They are a danger to other drivers.
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HudsonRiverCroc
@hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social
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Well, they can go through the trailer if the hit it sideways, right? Right?! 🤪
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Nik e Poldo
@polderrimo.bsky.social
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😂😂😂
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Hangman Page Apologist Jen
@swaggeroffools.bsky.social
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Brakes sound like some liberal commie bullshit to me.
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Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
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The Car is invincible unless you hit a lamp. Jesus someone write a Mad Max story that's just Jack Black trying to get through the wastelands in this truck. It doesn't even need a script just make Black wear some leather and a hockey mask and tell him to drive to Burning Man
3 replies 3 reposts 35 likes
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MAXIE_FOX 🌋
@magmaleader.bsky.social
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happiness, contentment, closure(?)
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JC
@maxjes.bsky.social
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When the low polygon truck physically cannot function as a vehicle, and I wonder if “Street Legal” was ever a thing or just something the Fast movies made up.
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BikeMikeBike
@thespinner.bsky.social
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WHERE WE’RE GOING WE DON’T NEED BRAKES
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Jon
@zer0bee.bsky.social
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Looks like it handled the impact about as well as my fucking Corolla would have.
2 replies 0 reposts 11 likes
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Accountabilabuddy
@accountabilabuddy.bsky.social
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These things need to be banned from public roads.
1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe
@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
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I thought they said it wasn’t gonna have airbags at all
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Typhon
@lordtyphon.bsky.social
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Makes me thankful that due to how Elon promoted it, it's not legal to own here in Australia.
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@deloreanqc.bsky.social
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Up to 10k for the reparations 😂
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FK
@funkelly.bsky.social
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I honk-laughed
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Diskonto
@diskonto.bsky.social
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That thing is the death tube submarine driving on the road. Problem is that the sub only killed the people delusional to go on that sub and inconvenienced everyone that needed to extract the people. That think is going to make victims other than the people in the vehicle.
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born miserable
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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or if you hit a puddle of water
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Mario Yuwono
@mario-y.bsky.social
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I think I drove past one yesterday. It took every ounce of my willpower to not flip it off.
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✨brit ✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
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but was the cybertruck vaxxed?
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you
@commiebastard.bsky.social
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the airbags deploy after the collision so as to prevent lawsuits. it just takes enough of a collision to pose the threat of a substantial lawsuit
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Lizard
@lizardky.bsky.social
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In the grim future of the 41st millennium, we don’t need brakes!
1 replies 0 reposts 6 likes
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Inge Richter
@ingerichter.bsky.social
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It's Elon on wheels. 🤷♀️
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Bas C B.
@bascb.bsky.social
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Also no decent crumple zones, it seems.
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Peter (Popular With Friends)
@pseigh.bsky.social
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*spud voice* Actually, this isn’t a failure but a success. Navigating the road without wreaking havoc along the way isn’t the purpose of driving these vehicles. The data collected during such missions is valuable for future drives on highways…
1 replies 0 reposts 6 likes
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Computer Controlled
@daftjunk.bsky.social
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Elon ignored ISO 26262 like it was one of his transgender offspring.
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Holden vs The Internet
@holdendisperra.bsky.social
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You have to pay $1250 to activate the “Reliable brake” feature in the base model of Cybertruck.
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Reinhold S 📯
@doolittle1969.bsky.social
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Irgendwo muss Eldolf ja sparen, bei den Mrd. Verlusten die er einfährt 😅
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Hatchingphoenix 🏳️🌈
@hughjodonnell.bsky.social
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Also, it'd better be the Mad Max Apocalypse because you can't get it wet.
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@mhduff.bsky.social
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Thank you Elon 🖕🏻
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The chicken lady
@chickenlady.bsky.social
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The Apartheid brat will really kill people with his ignorance.
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Queen At Live Aid
@queenatliveaid.bsky.social
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Biden voter override the brakes and airbags.
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CZEdwards
@czedwards.bsky.social
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Can survive the apocalypse until it runs out of battery. After that, it will only trickle charge over several days from solar panels, assuming the panels are not damaged, the power wall battery has not freaked out or been damaged due to power surges, and panels & wall are secure & undamaged.
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Asbjørn - Med Milten i Handa
@barbapappa.bsky.social
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Brakes come in the next software update.
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𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒶
@andalusia.bsky.social
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vaxxed?
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Marco Jardim
@marco.jard.im
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I don't know how these are allowed to be on public roads. As much as we may mock the Cybertruck for being a stupid car, it's more important to talk about how DANGEROUS of a car it is. Never has a car felt like a "Let's see how long we can avoid a Class Action Lawsuit for" as much as this one.
7 replies 14 reposts 191 likes
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Dan Sandler
@danielsand.bsky.social
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I wonder if Musk was so cheap he had zero backups for his drive by wire system.
1 replies 0 reposts 9 likes
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Motown
@motown.bsky.social
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CUCKMOBILE
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Toast Jerviss
@toastjerviss.bsky.social
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It’s a giant hunk of shit
0 replies 0 reposts 7 likes
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McNuggs
@mcnuggs.bsky.social
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But if a band of thieves tried to shoot through the windows after he hit the pole his car would be safe. Emphasis on car
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DrGeophysics
@drgeophysics.bsky.social
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Pathetic.
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Boli
@shiftbreak.bsky.social
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Now with new tried-and-tested 'auto-crash' feature.
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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Blue Juice
@ericbertsch.bsky.social
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Repairs? $25k
1 replies 0 reposts 9 likes
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🦋🦋
@b7bird.bsky.social
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I see them parked all over the place !!
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@eltervoog.bsky.social
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Have fun getting laughed out of any local bodyshop.
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David Waldman
@kagrox.bsky.social
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First all my apes gone now my brakes
1 replies 0 reposts 64 likes
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@moriartystjames.bsky.social
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All my BRAKES gone!
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Rory
@rorywrites.bsky.social
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Let’s hope it doesn’t rain.
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Caleb is McFreakin Blue (sky)
@airheadedaviator.bsky.social
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Chances are this thing was totaled out, cause no casual garage will be able to work on there dura-steel skin
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Cakes
@pattycakes.bsky.social
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He hit a light pole? Haha I legitimately wonder how much value he has lost on his poor investment?
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@fraudguy.bsky.social
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*brakes and airbags only work in cyberspace, as it's a cybertruck.
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Jay Marose
@jaymarose.bsky.social
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The refrigerator got loose, again.
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Jim Formerly@BoxLynx
@boxlynx.bsky.social
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Contact the NHTSA www.nhtsa.gov/report-a-saf...
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Dr. Dennis Eckmeier
@denniseckmeier.bsky.social
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You can also see that the side panels are pretty sharp blades, which is why this truck is illegal in Europe.
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biokinetic
@biokinetic.bsky.social
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Different century same story about a coked out psycho and their dream of a stainless steel vehicle.
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Tim Morton
@timmorton2.bsky.social
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Never mind that, how soon I get a seat on the Mars rocket?
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kate
@katbrush.art
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love how these posts are always like “please help me understand why my dogshit car is dogshit????”
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Not kidding; wish I was
@nkwiw.com
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just watch this guy take it off the lot
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@ayananicole.bsky.social
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😂 this car is trash
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Christiann ✨ sticky comics
@xiann.bsky.social
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Please don't drive this thing in my city
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Donatello @ HÖR BERLIN
@firebel.ly
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I can fix him
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Sinboy
@sinboy.bsky.social
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I can explain. He just isn't going to like it.
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Nolan Zugernat
@zugernat.bsky.social
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Good God this is so dangerous. Get these Nazitrucks off the road.
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I Dissent Cha Cha
@rachacha.bsky.social
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Clearly Musk is angling to take over Boeing.
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Alfonso Rigatoni
@schlaflosinberlin.bsky.social
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Airbags are overrated
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Greedo
@greedo.bsky.social
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I can explain it
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Chirag Mehta
@chirag.bsky.social
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I think I should page @mekka.mekka-tech.com
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Wandering White Shark, PhD (he/him, still pagan)
@drseapearl.bsky.social
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but does it float?
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irisstarr3
@irisstarr3.bsky.social
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I got into a crash- hit the brakes to avoid it- no deployment. Total loss plus serious injuries.
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The Creatively Maladjusted
@tyrotcm.bsky.social
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that scratch is going to rust deep
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Hayward
@hgwood.bsky.social
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Airbags are a luxury. The CAR is designed to survive not the pesky weak human passengers 😏
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Mick719
@mick719.bsky.social
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Sucker…..should have bought the Ford. It can pull a train.
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AnnieOPopoAgie
@annieopopoagie.bsky.social
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Ugly Tesla.
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Uvam Acerbam©
@uvamacerbam.bsky.social
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Who else can't wait for Tesla Space Passenger travel.
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rob
@robpatrick.bsky.social
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ladies and gentlemen i give you, .... the cybertruck!
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Riggs
@riggsxt.bsky.social
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It’s a Tesla cyber truck? They are super moody like that.
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Daniel Probst
@skepteis.bsky.social
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@changeitlater.bsky.social
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Wait, so the guy who basically stole a car company out from under its owners and surrounds himself with people who are afraid to tell him no, actually knows nothing about making cars?
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Ron Hogan
@ronhogan.bsky.social
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“Something happened I can’t explain…” Is that because, as rumor has it, one has to sign an NDA with a non-disparagement clause before being allowed to buy one of the chumpmobiles?
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HyperSprite
@hypersprite.bsky.social
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Someone said it the other day and now all I see is incEl Camino
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Steve Syfuhs
@syfuhs.net
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I personally would just not use my brakes during the apocalypse (because the shitmobile requires a trillion dollar energy infrastructure to charge)
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MicRoh
@microh.bsky.social
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If you’re going to hit a pole you have to choose the poles that won’t stain the finish.
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