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Tim Onion@bencollins.bsky.social |
I swear to you this is real.
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Mary Lewis
@profmarylewis.bsky.social
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@janerosenzweig.bsky.social this may be the first good use of this I’ve seen.
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Dan Williams 🌮
@videospacegames.bsky.social
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Incredible
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient
@mithras.bsky.social
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Story suggestion: Multiple Halfwits Named Stephen Miller Fail to Get Joke.
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻
@down10.bsky.social
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You can’t educate people when they remain illiterate by choice.
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✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪
@jongraywb.bsky.social
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I… Excuse me while I metaphorically walk into the sea.
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Partyglouberman
@partyglouberman.bsky.social
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And another thing-
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A Shiny Blue Thing Collected By A Bird
@shinybluething.bsky.social
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I'm semi-amused that the Very Fancy Plagarism and Lie Machine actually kind of got the joke better than they did.
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Taka Hanazawa
@takahanazawa.bsky.social
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Oh my god
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Re-Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
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Now I want ChatGPT to explain Alzheimer’s Patients Demand Cure for Pancakes
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☕️ Jeremy Diamond
@dmnd.me
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I am dying that there is a “Dagny Taggart-Galt” posting on this We will never need to stop stuffing the Ayn Rand weirdos into lockers
2 replies 1 reposts 61 likes
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Conor White for some reason
@conorjwhite.bsky.social
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oh no
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Noodles
@noodlessl.bsky.social
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ChatGPT understanding an Onion satire article better than actual people sounds like an Onion article.
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Kevin
@thervterrorists.bsky.social
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You shouldn't swear Ben. <wink>
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Herpes Trismegistus
@bagfumbler.bsky.social
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"Dagny Taggart-Galt" is the real icing on the cake here
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
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Battle Masker
@battlemasker.bsky.social
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The bar for basic comprehension is low and some people choose to tunnel under it
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The Store
@mudsludge.bsky.social
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God it's beyond satire when a LLM gets the joke and explains it to them and they still can't understand it
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Mike Gianella
@mikegianella.bsky.social
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ha ha ha ha ha
0 replies 0 reposts 7 likes
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Alek
@alek18.bsky.social
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lmfao how sad this is.
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ph00tbag
@ph00tbag.bsky.social
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It is so much work not to despair.
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Eric
@newhouse.bsky.social
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woof (derogatory)
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BeccaM
@beccam.bsky.social
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And yet... it shouldn't be real. FFS.
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Meat Sweats Enthusiast
@raulpudd.bsky.social
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When the internet spaghetti machine powered by global warming gets the joke before you.
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Everything is Bad
@everythingisbad.bsky.social
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Making my handle DAGNY TAGGART-GALT, like a normal person,
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Lance Ellisor
@ellisor.bsky.social
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we should elevate this phenomenon with a label. we need something more sophisticated than a Turing test anyway. The Onion Test: a when a human fails to understand an Onion article even after an AI explains it perfectly
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Chimera Chimera! 🏳️🌈
@chimerachimera.bsky.social
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This is why I'm fucking scared of all these right wingers with guns. The fact these people won't use any critical thinking and just blindly listen to a tool that can be manipulated terrifies me they can baptize their baby with gatorade, I'm going to be hiding behind several locks on my door <_<;;;
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Smithereens
@rswan221.bsky.social
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Lmfao
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Seth Masket
@smotus.bsky.social
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I finally understand the purpose of ChatGPT
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Scaredyfish 🐟🐡🐠
@scaredy.fish
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New game show idea: "Are you more empathetic than a chatbot?"
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Zefram
@zefram.bsky.social
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The most unrealistic part of Blade Runner is assuming most humans would be able to pass a Voit Kampf test. Then again it'd venture back to realistic when we realize how many humans the cops accidentally kill because of it.
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Timothy Burke
@bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us
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first time i've ever been impressed by ChatGPT?
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wraptile
@wraptile.bsky.social
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Not a fan of shaming people for searching for education. The chatgpt answer was actually really good and if more people reached out like that we'd just have a healthier and more wholesome society.
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JoyousPanther
@joyouspanther.bsky.social
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Hold on a second. Someone is knock knocking at my door.
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Iris
@violetly.bsky.social
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This is like the Palestinian writer in the Israeli jail who was smoking when a fellow prisoner, a child, asked for a cigarette, and, recognizing the unique strangeness of the situation, he gave him. Then an Israeli guard came over took the cigarette from the kid in anger-
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Andy Richter
@actualandyrichter.bsky.social
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That’s gorgeous
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DC Pierson
@dcpierson.bsky.social
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“Computer, Explain,” Say People So Hilariously Far From Getting The Point
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Alex is learning c++🏳️⚧️
@bluephoenixalex.bsky.social
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I need to know what those chat gpt screenshots say
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Thom Ratkos
@thomratkos.bsky.social
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Wowwwwwwwwwwww
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JDC Burnhil
@jdcburnhil.bsky.social
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alt4me
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Elixer
@ashenelixer.bsky.social
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I...how? Just... If anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner, crying about the lack of comprehension in so many people
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Will Lowe
@conjugateprior.org
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Well, so much for those "nobody asked for this" lines about AI. We've finally found who asks for it. I hope they're so happy together that they forget the rest of us are even here.
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Solipsody
@solipsodist.bsky.social
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It must be real, because what kind of hack writer would give a character a name like "Dagny Taggart-Galt"?
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notthatjasonmraz
@kezarmyaj.bsky.social
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*holds up robot that turns into a building*
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Josh Berthume
@jberthume.bsky.social
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lol
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¡matt! (in Chicago)
@mattfromchicago.bsky.social
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ELI5... No, I still don't get it
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David Cornelson
@david-cornelson.bsky.social
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Jerry Timber
@jerrytimber.bsky.social
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I don’t think this guy gets it.
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Matthew Triponey
@matthewtriponey.bsky.social
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maybe the reason these guys are so convinced AI is the future is that it *is* smarter than them, specifically
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brockmeyer.bsky.social
@brockmeyer.bsky.social
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This may be funnier than the original joke.
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Kelly Oristano
@kellyo101.bsky.social
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I guess LMS are smarter than... some people.
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Half Cocked
@halfcockedlaw.bsky.social
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You're having entirely too much fun.
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Whakamataku - Toitū Te Tiriti 🍉
@whakamataku.bsky.social
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Maybe we’ve just set the bar too high for AGI… fucking scary 😟
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Alaskan Weeb
@alaskanweeb.bsky.social
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Extra funny that he cropped the date out so people would think it’s current rather than six years old
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Popehat
@kenwhite.bsky.social
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I feel like it’s the prefect match, like Dido and Aeneas or consciousness and misanthropy, when someone very dim embarks on a career of performatively not understanding things
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@ourotheboros.bsky.social
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I want to scream, and laugh
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Ian Bowers
@iggdawg.bsky.social
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Even their AI overlords can't save them
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Josh Dobbin
@joshdobbin.bsky.social
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Tough time to buy The Onion, when these people make satirizing them by way of absurdly caricaturing them is technically impossible.
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Ankle Megami Tensei
@stochasticooze.bsky.social
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Why are they asking 21st Century Eliza to explain satire to them
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@paulito.bsky.social
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5,000+ people eager to agree that they too do not understand humor.
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Peter Newland
@phantasmagician.bsky.social
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Holy crap...those poor, stupid MFs
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Lo-Rah
@pastbriton.bsky.social
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lol they need ai to get a joke. Wow.
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@misterernest.bsky.social
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I mean, the guy's* username isn't exactly hiding the ball. *Normally I wouldn't assume anyone's gender but....
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🌊🇵🇸🌊Lowbie Hancock🏳️⚧️
@cathoderaygun.bsky.social
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i dunno what i would even say to them. the kids SHOULD be in school and not having to protest this shit. that's the joke.
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donut
@funkndonuts.bsky.social
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"i don't get it" we know
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Karin 🐉
@karinthedragon.com
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holy shit this is so fucking funny
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Dal
@dalstrus.bsky.social
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It's so wild to me that The Onion's biggest competitor in the 21st century is the entire United States
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Comfortably Numb
@numb.comfortab.ly
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I often lose faith in humanity.
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DON FERRARI
@donferrari.bsky.social
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Looks like you need to punch up those headlines then, Mr. Collins!
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Corey Rayburn Yung
@coreyryung.bsky.social
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Me: Asks Chatgpt to explain why a Babylon Bee headline is funny. Chatgpt: Who the fuck knows?
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Robert Blaszkiewicz
@robertblaszk.bsky.social
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Atlas Shrug Emoji
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TheSoundOfChildrenScreamingHasBeenRemoved
@malikdama.bsky.social
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the used ai., they ai gave actual good info, and still "I don't get it"
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Eamon Dougherty
@eamonbdoc.bsky.social
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What is with these people and ChatGPT?!
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Kai
@kailb.bsky.social
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"I replaced critical thinking with chatgpt and still don't understand" is one of the wildest self owns I have ever seen
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Generic Idaho AVS Fan
@idahoavs.bsky.social
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How do you justify keeping paid writers on staff when you get free material like this just handed to you?
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Pwnallthethings
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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In retrospect they might not be very close to getting the point
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bearwired
@inatitledworld.bsky.social
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good lord
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milothepsychic
@milothepsychic.bsky.social
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Seriously tired of people so stupid they try to get an even dumber algorithm to attempt to explain it for them.
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illumi
@illumi.me
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computer, explain this to me like i'm five
1 replies 0 reposts 13 likes
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"A Street-Walking Cheetah With A Heart Full Of Napalm"
@highnumber.bsky.social
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"I asked chat gpt" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Cynbel Terreus
@cynbelterreus.bsky.social
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ChatGPT fucking gets it and they still don't understand
1 replies 0 reposts 18 likes
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Rob Shearer
@r.v.cx
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“Political correctness is dumbing down comedy and removing any subversiveness or nuance.” Also: “I don’t get it.”
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Alex Howard
@digiphile.bsky.social
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I hope you keep flagging reality, in earnest, & satire, in clear jest. The more I think about it, the most I think someone trained in the troll minds of determining what’s fake, false, synthetic, or misleading for a decade online was a genius choice to lead our OG literal fake news outlet.
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Audley: leftover wizard
@audleyzdarke.bsky.social
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I'm going to go lay on my face until the heat death of the universe, okay? Okay.
0 replies 1 reposts 19 likes
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amy dunne truther
@jsnfra.bsky.social
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NO! NO! NO WTF!!! 😭😭
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Jamin
@mackray.bsky.social
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It’s the Dagny Taggart-Galt display name, for me.
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Dag.
@3fecta.bsky.social
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They should have asked Grok.
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Schuldberg
@schuldberg.com
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How can you be stupider than chat gpt
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cory hughart
@cr0ybot.com
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And here I thought using ChatGPT in the middle of a conversation between humans was finally dying out. Whenever I see it in the wild I have the urge to shout-whisper "hush, the adults are speaking". This is a whole new level of self-own though.
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Dungeon Messi
@tyschalter.bsky.social
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oh my stars and garters
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ceej
@ceej.online
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bold of you to buy a text-based humor website at the exact moment humanity collectively decided to forget how to read
1 replies 5 reposts 152 likes
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a7h13f
@a7h13f.bsky.social
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What's the opposite of "Ate the onion"?
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Nicholas Slayton
@nslayton.bsky.social
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Why would they go to chatgpt for an explanation!?!?
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Carl Wilhoyte
@carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
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They didn't just nibble the onion, they bit into it like an apple.
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Dai Wolf
@daiwolf.bsky.social
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Ffs even the plagarism machine can put it together
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George Frankly!
@georgefrankly.bsky.social
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the "facts over feelings" crowd simultaneously hates science and yet has the arts and media literacy of a damp washcloth if really paints a picture of a vacant, drooling simpleton sitting in his own filth and mumbling "chatGPT, tell me what them there things mean"
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
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Rick Healey, man out of thyme
@twotothefifth.bsky.social
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Man, when a LLM gets it more than you...
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Thom Khat
@sirebril.bsky.social
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No doubt their protests will save their reproductive rights, register voters, and prevent Trump from taking power. That's a joke 😃
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UnDrewsual
@undrewsual.bsky.social
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Reminds me of a guy saying he wanted to use ChatGPT to do football analysis & I had to break it to him that it can’t “analyze” anything.
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All Saints Dae
@ourdailybadge.bsky.social
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I’m gonna fucking scream
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Bittersweet 😍😳💀
@bitters.bsky.social
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You already know everything you need to about someone with that user name, jfc
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Arie
@insomniacdoggo.bsky.social
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ADD ALT TEXT
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Molligru 🏳️⚧️🦄
@blahpers.bsky.social
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Please use alt-text, my eyes are not what they used to be
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Kanna Banana 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷
@kanna-banana.bsky.social
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Occam's razor and all but part of me wonders if they're not really that dumb and don't understand because they can't like, their entire worldview depends on them never being able to comprehend "the enemy" (anyone to the left of Mussolini) so whenever they're close to it their brain just shuts down
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dosemakestoxin
@dosemakestoxin.bsky.social
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Do these people just come out of a pod?
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Paula Shaw St. James 🟦
@paula72.bsky.social
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Right
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Ms . Penny Oaken
@skywitches.net
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“Mom, Can we stop to Stephen Miller’s bad take on this?” “We have Stephen Miller at home” > Stephen Miller at home
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Brainworm Enjoyer
@misterfungi.bsky.social
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A complete shutdown of Stephen Millers until we can figure out what the hell is going on
2 replies 0 reposts 21 likes
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The Nicest Boy on this Website and App
@bikivindaloo.bsky.social
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I'm not sure we've reached the point that AI is more intelligent than all humans, but it has definitely surpassed almost every Republican.
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LoneWolf
@lonelylupine.bsky.social
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When even the AI gets it but you don't... This is why keep saying there is a reason why AI bros need a machine to do their thinking for them, because every last one is the dumbest mofo you've ever met.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Femmyboi
@femmyboi.bsky.social
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What homeschooling does to a motherfucker
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Todd Vaziri
@tvaziri.com
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OH MY GOD
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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“MARV”
@twittermarv.bsky.social
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So depressing
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Aaron Huertas
@aaronhuertas.bsky.social
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The only way your critics can get mad at you now is by publicly misunderstanding Onion articles. It's the ultimate troll. You've checkmated them.
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@flatline42.bsky.social
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The Onion/Not The Onion LOL Also with a name like Dagney Taggart-Galt I pretty much assume that they'll *never* get the joke.
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Accountabilabuddy
@accountabilabuddy.bsky.social
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Been trying to tell people for yeeeears: Conservatism is a developmental disorder.
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Al Petterson
@eyelessgame.bsky.social
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In their feeblest possible defense, maybe they missed the datestamp, and were trying to relate this to the current protests only, and were thinking only in terms of "what does 'getting the point' have to do with Gaza protests specifically?" but no, it's still brainworms. Dagny Taggert-Galt, OMG.
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@elkaneo.bsky.social
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I never thought of asking ChatGPTQ to explain jokes to me. If anyone needs anything I’ll be watching some Dane Cook specials.
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Parker Molloy
@parkermolloy.com
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They didn't even bother to check the date on that one, did they?
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Antonia B
@antoniab247.bsky.social
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I have been facepalming so much lately it's a wonder my face hasn't become a flat surface.
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Joe Sweeney
@jsweeney73.bsky.social
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Dagny Taggart Galt omg
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Rory
@roryreckons.bsky.social
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Satire must be so hard these days with this sort of response. Taking your work away from you.
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Eli Sarver
@lowmagnet.bsky.social
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Nice to see Dagny got married.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
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Bummer
@saurebummer.bsky.social
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Oh hmm. Here's the thing AAAAIIIEIGHHAHHHHHAAGGGGGTSSS
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
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loarider
@loarider.bsky.social
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comedy is back, baby!
0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
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Charm City Slicker (57-35)
@sprawlhater.bsky.social
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"Dagny Taggart-Galt" is the most cursed screen name I've ever encountered
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Lizard
@lizardky.bsky.social
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Chat-GPT is closer to sapience than the putative humans are, and I say this as someone who considers generative “AI” as “a million monkeys running a million Eliza programs”.
0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
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B. Kirisaki
@kirisaki.bsky.social
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The fucking LLM got the meaning of the onion article and these peanut brains couldn't understand the LLM either.
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Dclark422
@dclark422.bsky.social
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Unbelievable. Really, these people are amazing.
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childless gambino
@hapticfeedbag.bsky.social
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reading comprehension really is six feet fuckin under huh
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Wudang96 💜🌻
@wudang96.bsky.social
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We are in so much deeper... And yet, WKCR gives me lots and lots of hope.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
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MindlessGonzo
@mindlessgonzo.bsky.social
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Surprised these folks still know how to breathe without asking chatGPT how.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
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weed witch tamesies
@tames.bsky.social
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i wish i knew what these pictures said but benjaman franklin hasnt invented alt-text yet in this timeline
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
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Kirbz
@kirbizard.bsky.social
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having worse critical thinking skills than chatgpt is an achievement i'm not sure i'd be willing to publicly share
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Nick Manos
@manos.lol
[ View ] |
📌
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Nick Manos
@manos.lol
[ View ] |
📌
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Bernhard Luecke (he/him)
@luecke69.bsky.social
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Jeffrey Nonken
@jnork.bsky.social
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Nihl L'Amas
@nih-llamas.bsky.social
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The Onion is gonna go through CEOs like drummers.
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
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Mrs Schwarzski
@mrsschwarzski.bsky.social
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It’s really bad when Chat GPt gets the point and the humans dont.
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Jason, Sleve McDichael, Bluto, He Who Must Shove It
@thebiglutovsky.bsky.social
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I now know that that user name is an Atlas Shrugged reference. I have not read, and do not intend to ever read, that book, so I'm grateful for those explaining it.
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M. G. Daskivich
@daskivich.bsky.social
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Dagny Taggart-Galt?! Lord help us.
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Ron Cox
@monkyhead.bsky.social
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good god
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maureen thunder rosa
@krampuslindholm.bsky.social
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They need to ask the plagiarism machine how the joke works
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Call me Umma - Outside Agitator
@ummagummibear.bsky.social
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Very sophisticated meta joke, right? Right??
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Father John Chungus
@sorocchungus.bsky.social
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Intrinsically based
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CZEdwards
@czedwards.bsky.social
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… someone nymed themselves Dagny Taggart-Galt. They think remarkably well of themselves on no evidence at all.
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Dr Bluesky
@estru.me
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Well, it seems like they are nowhere near getting the point
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Daniel R. Epstein
@depstein1983.bsky.social
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But I don't get it. How can an onion compose words?
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Kevin M. Kruse
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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RedSteeze, the humor knower.
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Kevin M. Kruse
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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That guy is pretty steezy
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Matt Van Horn
@mattvanhorn.bsky.social
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AI will reach full self-awareness long before Republicans do.
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David Puelle
@dpuelle.bsky.social
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You are now the CEO of The Onion. Your attestations of truth mean nothing anymore.
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Susan Ballinger
@peculiarsusan.bsky.social
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That is a special kind of stupid.
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Natalie O'Connor
@rottennat.com
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Somebody asking chatgpt to explain a joke to them is not making me encouraged about media literacy
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Gabriel S. Jacobs
@gsjphd.bsky.social
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people really will outsource every cognitive ability to vile machines, huh
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Biscuit
@bsky.ceo
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hey chatgpt how do we get alt text added so everyone can enjoy this
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Daniel Zenon Klein
@danielzklein.bsky.social
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"I don't get the joke making fun of someone exactly like me. Let me ask autocomplete."
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KB
@sorrykb.bsky.social
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The username.
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James MacKenzie
@jamesmacknz.bsky.social
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I'd pick the bear over those guys.
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Dessy Requiem
@blackstarthot.bsky.social
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aux
@auxchamp.bsky.social
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clicking on the twitter link and seeing all the blue checkmarks responses forced to the top gave me massive brainrot
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Jacob
@jahead.bsky.social
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Genuinely the dumbest people on the planet.
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Charles Klinetobe
@cklinetobe.bsky.social
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Gotta be hard to be a satirist this days
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Kevo
@psgamer92.bsky.social
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Example 1 morbillion of conservatives or understanding satire.
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Tamara Keel
@tamslick.bsky.social
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Imagine being dumber than ChatGPT.
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Allan Schumacher
@allanshoe.bsky.social
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I think they think they are BabylonBee'ing you
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비즈하는새(brat듣는중…)🏳️🌈
@bead.bsky.social
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What is it with dumb people and their obsession with using ai like this is so sad
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jess m. ☁️
@jam-etc.bsky.social
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Chat gpt is such a fucking mistake lmao
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Ford, The Punslinger
@inferknow.co
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But like, credit to ChatGPT for fucking doing its absolute best.
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the 1st rule of Wife Club
@cpi.bsky.social
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"dammit grok I said explain it like I'm even dumber!"
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@readeradrift.bsky.social
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/(Garret)t?/ Wirka
@garrettwirka.bsky.social
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Point for NLP
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cas
@kissmycas.bsky.social
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the fact that chatgpt *actually* explained it perfectly and they still didn't get it is just wild
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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asking AI to explain the joke to them - and still not getting it - is maybe the most on-point summation of the current state of Twitter I've seen yet
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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GOD DAMN out-thought by ChatGPT, what a world
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WobblyPython: Playing Every Metal Gear
@wobblypython.bsky.social
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We should get these, our brightest minds, involved with some manned missions to the sun.
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Citris (She/Her)
@citris.bsky.social
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Holy shit.
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Bustrev
@hardklaw.bsky.social
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Conservatism, not even once
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Ian Rennie
@theangelremiel.bsky.social
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Ben, this can't be a joke, not a single mention of attack helicopters
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tarquinia rosis 🏳️⚧️🥀🏴
@gaiatarquinia.bsky.social
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Someone should put this in a time capsule. If things really go sideways, we need to preserve it so the aliens or maybe some other species on earth that evolves and becomes sentient can understand what the fuck happened to us
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GreyDuck
@greyduck.bsky.social
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They should be able to *hear* the point, it's whooshing so loudly and so closely just over their heads.
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Joshua Erlich
@joshuaerlich.bsky.social
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they say the perfect tweet doesn't exist ...
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Beth 🧜♀️
@beth23.bsky.social
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There is no hope for humanity.
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Typically Ambivalent
@eitjjt.bsky.social
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Are You Smarter Than An LLM?
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Emily Suess Dot Com
@emilysuess.com
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*blink, blink*
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somedonuts
@somedonuts.bsky.social
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All the Star Trek memes and yet no one does Joe Piscopo and Data?? The Comic : You, pal, are a tough room. Lt. Cmdr. Data : "Tough room"? [accesses his data bank] Lt. Cmdr. Data : Ah! A colloquialism, meaning a severe, rigid, close-minded audience. I understand. I will attempt to be an easy room.
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Judith Butlerian Jihad
@xanindigo.bsky.social
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Very funny to me that people will get ChatGPT to explain a joke to them and post screenshots without realising how embarrassing that is.
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Jennifer Van Goethem
@jennvg.bsky.social
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ChatGPT has more of sense of humor than these clowns. The bar is so low.
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Alex
@wankemson.bsky.social
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I cannot believe these types of people are allowed to vote and hold office. And operate a motor vehicle
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no1asseater
@no1asseater.bsky.social
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They don’t get jokes when a minority isn’t the target.
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Unspecified Chatter
@unspecifiedchatter.bsky.social
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Perhaps the unexamined life isn't do bad after all?
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george du bois
@kuriousgeorge.bsky.social
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Dawg, how does an AI understand the joke better than you?.??
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Aleggra
@aleggra.bsky.social
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It’s just throwing sentence around haphazardly. It’s practically incoherent.
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Robert Stribley
@stribs.bsky.social
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ChatGPT isn’t even sentient and it gets the joke.
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ROO0R | twitch
@roo0r.bsky.social
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“explain this to me like i’m a goddamn rockbrain” usually helps, if that guy’s still reading
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@AnnWilliams
@annwilliams.bsky.social
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As a professional, I would have (In France it's POLITICAL SCIENCES) : Asked all to drop religious signs of dress, Handed out Palestinian scarves A SUBSTITUTE FOR THINKING CAPS & exploited those students into a politcial brainstorming for objective reasoning, negotiations, humanitarian aid etc.
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HuluAndEbay Man
@huluandebayman.bsky.social
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Tech bros being unable to understand satire.
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Alisha Grauso
@alishagrauso.bsky.social
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I applaud you for buying a whole satire site in our post-satire world.
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AnthropoceneMan
@anthropoceneman.bsky.social
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Now, explain it to me like I have no sense of humor and rely on algorithmic shite generators to do my thinking..,
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Eboni Bunni
@ebonibunni.bsky.social
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Pain
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CraftBeerCommie ☭
@craftbeercommie.bsky.social
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Lmao
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Jim Donahue
@otherjimdonahue.bsky.social
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"Dagny Taggart Galt" -- I'm assuming that person is a 15 y.o. with no friends.
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Big DeVito Energy
@mayawest.online
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@alt-text.bsky.social
is it that you think there's no disabled people online or just that visually disabled supporters have no value to you?
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Ash
@ashfallen0.bsky.social
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One Planck length away from getting it, but the frictionless surface of his mind prevented a change in angular momentum.
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@tfuller3.bsky.social
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Had to zoom in to see if it was the bad Stephen Miller or the despicable Stephen Miller
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