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kilgore trout@kilgoretrout.bsky.social |
sir that is a dirt road. you can drive on that with a mazda 3.
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@industrialsmoot.bsky.social
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April Fools
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient
@mithras.bsky.social
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I'm pretty sure I could drive that with my Mini Cooper.
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jadehawk
@jadehawk.bsky.social
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dude literally driving on a road: "yay i'm off-roading!" 😂 my guy, the words mean things.
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Blue Skies at Night
@blueskiesatnight.bsky.social
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Off road is when you drive on a road
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PenelopeH
@kittybat66.bsky.social
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I mean, I was on a road like that, after the rain, in a Prius yesterday 🤷♀️
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Mark Elliott
@thatmarkelliott.bsky.social
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I think the greater challenge here would be to find a car – any car – since the invention of the automobile that couldn't drive along that particular road quite happily.
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Nathaniel Downes
@downix.bsky.social
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Drove a VW Golf down... calling through Sandwich Notch m in New Hampshire a road would be generous. A path through a mountain pass is more like it. Ultimate Google map fail for me. Not somewhere you want to be stuck after dark without cellphone service.
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Nat Lyon
@natlyon.bsky.social
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The first and only time that peckerwood has ever driven on a dirt road.
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Jason McMaster
@mcmaster.bsky.social
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"I'm going to tell my grandchildren I went muddin' in my Cybertruck!"
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Merit St. Media, Crusader for Truth
@tommytimp.bsky.social
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Has all the forward energy of Ellen telling herself she LLLOOOOOVES MMEEENNNN on the coming-out episode of her sitcom.
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skyler 🌿
@redskiesbynight.bsky.social
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I live on a dirt road and my neighbor's Toyota Camry does fine on it lol
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Partyglouberman
@partyglouberman.bsky.social
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"My daily driver" shut the entire fuck up forever
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Colonel ⭕️olong
@coloneloolong.bsky.social
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My 08 Prius whips incredible shitties on dirt and gravel. Have these people never fucked around in a car before?!
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Dr PWilliams
@drpwilliams.bsky.social
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I feel the give away is the account: Tesla Owners Silicon Valley You know those dudes are rugged outdoors types able to light a campfire in the rain with a single match (I’m also fairly confident there are no women in that group)
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groofay
@groofay.bsky.social
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This leads me to believe a gravel road would absolutely *destroy* the underside of this trash heap vehicle.
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JR Smith 🦀
@abysmallytall.bsky.social
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That road doesn't look terribly uneven. My Elantra could probably handle that.
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Coriolus Nimrod
@coriolusn.bsky.social
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But will a Mazda protect you from an angry bowhunter while you do it?
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Brian
@beerandrockets.bsky.social
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Oh dear lord. There are potholes worse than that on the road I drive every day in my sedan.
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John Minnihan
@jbminn.bsky.social
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it’s funny + sad how much they’re trying to will ‘big burly truck’ into existence. it’s a piece of junk w/ the workmanship of an 8th grade shop project that cld be irreparably damaged after being in a rain storm.
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Crazy Cat Lady Abroad
@crazycatladyabroad.bsky.social
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I've done significantly rougher roads than that regularly with Ford LTDs and Plymouth Voyagers. The good news is that Elon's fans aren't smart enough or socially adept enough to embarrass actual nerds.
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Matt Gill
@themattgill2.bsky.social
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underrated trick for safe off-roading, make sure you only do it on a road
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Mark Barrington
@markbarrington.bsky.social
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As a kid who grew up on a dirt road, I can see that that’s one that’s been recently graded. Ours only looked like that around election time.
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Gayzillionaire
@godzillionaire.bsky.social
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I believe that is technically ‘on-roading’
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@scottyr.bsky.social
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That’s a better surface that most highways in Scotland
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collin grasley
@mode23.bsky.social
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nothing like off-roading on a road. exhilarating.
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Phasmatic
@phasmatic.bsky.social
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I LIVE on a worse road than that, dude. And I drive a Mazda 3.
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Zach D Roberts
@zdroberts.bsky.social
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Drove worse than that in a 2016 Kia forte.
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@smogget.bsky.social
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I've driven roads like this in a mail truck.
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@mtar925.bsky.social
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/[GIF of Paul Newman in a Cadillac barrelling at 50mph down a washboard gravel road in "Hud"]/
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@majuun.bsky.social
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Could do that in a 240z.
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Alyssa - Dawntrail playing catgirl
@aliecat.bsky.social
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Side note: I'm sure this dipshit's insurance company will be very happy with him if they ever find out that he's willing to take his daily driver off-roading. Regular insurance doesn't like when people do that. Source: I work in car insurance.
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Don Kronenberger
@donkronenberger.bsky.social
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A Forester would be overkill on this road.
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Carol Channing Tatum (He/Him)
@defyingbrevity.bsky.social
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...that is a ROAD. This MF is ON-ROADING.
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬
@kategodart.bsky.social
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he thinks this is deep in nature
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Deborah
@deborah-c.bsky.social
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Big "Sir, this is an Arby's" energy!
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Grumpy Fish
@jnsq.org
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They get REALLY mad when you tell them you can do whatever they're doing in a Prius.
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blakeyrat 2000
@blakeyrat.bsky.social
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I drove way worse than that in my Mitsu Cordia-L when I was a teen
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Bobcat
@bobcatmoran.bsky.social
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I've driven roads like that on the regular for work in a Ford freaking Taurus.
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VFXpapa
@vfxpapa.bsky.social
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These guys so badly want to be told they’re special.
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Joanna Thompson
@jojofoshosho.bsky.social
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For the 4.5 years I lived off a dirt road, I drove a Prius.
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‘stina is a shiny special one
@stinapag.bsky.social
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My daily driver is a station wagon that has all wheel drive. I, too, can off road whenever the hell I want to, without having to worry about rust out.
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Zork Aficionado
@zorkaficionado.bsky.social
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My daughter's Hybrid Toyota Corolla has entered the chat
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Defiant Jazz Enthusiast
@cicadaqueen.bsky.social
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Could drive on that in a golf cart
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Jenny Trout
@jennytrout.bsky.social
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"Cybertruck off-roading on this road! I am not a chump who bought into chumpy idol worship!"
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Cosmic Doomrock
@deathbymeteor.bsky.social
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They're so desperate to find something they can do well, and they keep coming back to things my '08 Impala does better, and the Impala doesn't rust
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kathotdog.bsky.social
@kathotdog.bsky.social
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Does he let his Daily Driver drive his Cybertruck? Or do all his Daily Drivers have Cybertrucks?
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✝️☭🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺☭✝️
@2ratskissing.bsky.social
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I'd bet the average tuk-tuk deals with way harder terrain and carries way heavier cargo than the average obnoxiously large American truck
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Kate, Queen of the Squirrels
@pavlovcat.bsky.social
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How does a video of a cybertruck driving on a dirt road get 6.8 million views.
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rotheche
@rotheche.bsky.social
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Oh for the love of God, I used to own an MX-5 and it would have managed that easily.
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Michael Love
@elkmovie.bsky.social
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"Where we're going, we don't need roads" he says before getting on the onramp for I-15
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AMH
@askmehow.bsky.social
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2CV would better
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Bev Brandt
@bevbrandt.bsky.social
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I actually *have* driven similar roads in a Mazda 3.
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Sean Scott
@oraclesean.com
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@humuhumu.bsky.social
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Ummm that looks like a walking path.
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I'm a different bird
@imadifferentbird.bsky.social
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I work in a construction yard. Our parking lot is rougher than that trail, and I drive it in a Kia sedan.
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Cacao Byproduct
@cacaobyproduct.bsky.social
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One can drive on that with a Smart car or a ford fiesta, even
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Bob Geary
@bhobgeary.bsky.social
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Calling that "off-road" is like my rich friend who refers to staying in a less-than-four-star hotel as "camping."
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Jarda
@jarda.bsky.social
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Dirt road, the final frontier. To boldly go where no one off-roaded with the Cyberjunk before.
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Jarda
@jarda.bsky.social
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You can drive on that with almost anything. Even the old Trabant.
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Alejandro #7291
@aguillan.bsky.social
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David
@daverino.bsky.social
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I believe wankmobile would be the appropriate category here.
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Christopher A Gilbert
@chrisagilbert.bsky.social
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Ohhhhh much off-road, such rugged. That "truck" is a travesty.
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@mhgjd.bsky.social
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that looks like a parking lot in the upper left corner, with cars in it. they must have airlifted them in.
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Jim Meyer
@theotherjim.bsky.social
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I saw my first CyberClunk out in the wild over the weekend. Couldn't stop laughing for a good minute. This is the kind of vehicle I would have designed in the third grade! (Or now, even; I can't draw anything other than triangles and rectangles...) And the finish? Dull matte gray. Ugh.
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Brian Peter Gluckman
@bgluckman.bsky.social
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That time I rented a bone stock Hyundai Sonata in Etosha, Namibia and bombed it for 1,500 kilometers across sub-Saharan Africa without issue.
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AllenBaylus.bsky.social
@allenbaylus.bsky.social
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Going out to my wife family’s camp in northern main the first time. 2 door 2 seater Honda CRX-SI. Last 5-ish miles are unpaved (mainly logging) road with boulders protruding and ruts across the entire length of the drive. Low clearance made the drive slow but unchallenging.
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Erica Henderson
@ericafails.bsky.social
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Oh boy a road that a child's bicycle can easily conquer
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Jackie Barbosa
@jackiebarbosa.bsky.social
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My (now deceased thanks to a hit and run driver) Nissan Leaf could've managed that road without a hitch.
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Suzette
@suzmomtocats.bsky.social
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Ha! I’d go “off reading” with 2 kayaks strapped to the roof of my 2004 Mazda Protege.
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🌈OPJM🌈
@opjm.bsky.social
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I'd say I want to see someone try to mud with that thing, but I'm not convinced trying to wouldn't kill the person.
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Mads
@bigmads.bsky.social
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my 2013 honda accord can and has handled this.
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@captainsidecar.bsky.social
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Laughs uproariously in eccentric British.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpgK...
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2024 DREAD….Alison, still resisting 🌊
@resistingalison.bsky.social
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😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 Loser
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Charles Kinbote
@charleskinbote.bsky.social
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I'm Western Arkansas that's just called a "road"
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Corbett
@gentlemancorbs.bsky.social
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I fucking dare Elon to put the Cyber Truck vs a 1990 Nissan Sentra driven by a rural Mexican Taxista Driver.
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@cas-cat.bsky.social
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30 years ago we took a much worse road than the one pictured, in a Toyota Camry....
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Toreole
@toreole.bsky.social
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>offroading >looks at image >on road
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Andrew S.
@shoutingboy.bsky.social
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But you’re missing the most important thing, which is it’s a dirt road next to a regular road, so if he gets stuck someone with a truck can come tow him out ☺️
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Dan Turner
@ddt.bsky.social
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My 1990 Saab handled stuff like that with mud and/or snow. Pfft.
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Forest
@fbos.bsky.social
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My Mazda 3 could take that hill on the right.
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Skippy
@jwheat.bsky.social
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I used to drive a '71 Nova that could handle that.
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OhioHawkeye
@ohiohawkeye.bsky.social
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“Tesla Owner Silicon Valley” aka “People Who Don’t Get Laid”
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I Slapped SCOTUS & Ouiser Boudreaux 😷💉
@nwayne66.bsky.social
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😂😂😂
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Parkscope Joe
@parkscopejoe.bsky.social
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TFW when you think off road means not being on pavement
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comfortably_dumb
@comfortablybumd.bsky.social
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Should you go mudding in a stainless steel body with no paint job?
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Christophe
@galloprehistorico.bsky.social
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(stares in Subaru Crosstrek.)
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Monte Paulsen, Climate Ready Buildings Group
@montepaulsen.bsky.social
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There must be tens of thousands of these in Mexico…
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Toast Conger
@toastfloats.bsky.social
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Clearly this guy has never spent time in New Zealand. That's what we call a 'road'. It's not even a particularly messy one.
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it’s M the Autumn Owl 🍁🍂
@owlinautumn.bsky.social
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Like… it’s right there. The road. We can all see it. C’mon, man…
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Jason Mulligan
@jasonmulligan.com
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yup, I can confirm
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Patrick
@patguzowski.bsky.social
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MF gonna get passed by a miata
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darth™️
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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😹
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Carighan Maconar
@carighan.bsky.social
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And also quite a close call to take with a Cybertruck already. Poor thing was shaking so hard it probably fell apart right after the clip ended.
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@poguemahon.bsky.social
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Mazda 3? I’ve driven roads like that in my Miata 🤣
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Xavier "dascritch" Mouton-Dubosc
@dascritch.net
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or a Fiat Panda
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Joe
@loljoe.bsky.social
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tbh I drove the 2005 Mazda 3 I got after college all sorts of places, that car was badass.
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Seth Sanders
@nabalkattu.bsky.social
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Nah bro u need like 4 inches clearance to handle that bad boy
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Mike Caulfield
@mikecaulfield.bsky.social
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These people are making Apple Stans look like Walter Benjamin
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Ugly Margarita
@ncalcote.bsky.social
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I’m pretty sure a corvette could handle that
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frogfather
@frogfather.bsky.social
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It's gripped!
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Gloria!
@smilodonichthys.bsky.social
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lmao I've driven worst roads in my 2004 Chevy cavalier
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@mkbinder.bsky.social
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Also, dude in the video is driving like a high-speed arsehole in a really heavy vehicle so realistically they're chewing up the dirt-road and making it worse for everyone else.
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Forged Mettle Jewelry
@forgedmettle.bsky.social
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You can drive on that with a Crosley too. And yes, you should look that one up.
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a101a
@a101a.bsky.social
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As someone who has gone off-roading before that this is not even close to being a offroad trail.
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Zevon Price
@zevonprice.bsky.social
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Ask any redneck kid to put a pontiac firebird up a tree and you will get a pontiac firebird in a tree with a baffled small town cop scratching his head and a write up in the local newspaper. These people have no idea what off roading even is.
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Tom
@alttag.bsky.social
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I’ve done roads like that (and worse than that) in a Prius more than once.
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Christopher Deutsch
@drchrisdeutsch.bsky.social
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Back when I was in the service, a fellow soldier got his 1998 Honda over worse roads in the backwoods of rural NC. Such a desperate brag.
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Alex Merz
@merz.bsky.social
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGPv...
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The Next Day
@incompetusrex.bsky.social
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I think my 1995 Escort Wagon could have handled that.
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Lazear
@lazear.bsky.social
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I just want to know if the car fell apart half way up the hill, since we know you're not supposed to get them wet.
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Death will not release you!𓅽
@7leaguebootdisk.bsky.social
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I've driven my Motorhome down worse roads, and mine are known for getting stuck on wet grass.
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Joe
@mudkip38na.bsky.social
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I could take my Hyundai Elantra on that at 30 mph and it would be fine
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@straylite.bsky.social
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Is the camo package extra?
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@straylite.bsky.social
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Off-roading on a road! Definitely from SV.
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Helder Mira
@heldermira.bsky.social
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I’ve made my own path with my Mini Cooper Countryman through a grass field in Vermont once.
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PM Last
@pmlast.bsky.social
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So can this kid
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Moderately Grouchy
@moderately-grouchy.bsky.social
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I've taken my XC90 places that I question whether a Cybertruck would make it. Actually I question whether the XC90 should have made it, but, it did.
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SkyIce
@skyice.bsky.social
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If that is off road than I'm a chickadee.
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WayFinding 🏹
@jeffreycrunk.bsky.social
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This has become a confession thread. I once drove an Acura Legend down a "road" to stream bed in New Mexico. 😬 When they said repent, repent! I wondered what they meant. 🎶
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Pwnallthethings
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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I've lived in places where that's not just a normal road, but one of the better ones lol
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Infinite Perspective
@infiniteview.bsky.social
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If off road is when no pavement then my Toyota Echo is a Baja racer.
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Concoloris
@concoloris.bsky.social
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I've driven worse than that in a mitsubishi eclipse that didn't even have antilock
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illumi
@illumi.me
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Just wait until they discover gravel!
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Szabla
@szabla.bsky.social
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last mile or so to my workplace is under active construction and this is what the road looks like on a good day, and yet somehow my Prius-C never seems to have a problem trundling through
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bigkafka
@bigkafka.bsky.social
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in Minecraft, this is a major adventure.
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b
@beatrix.bsky.social
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the best part of this video is how the window is open the whole time, ensuring the inside of the truck is soaking wet
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Nick Phillips
@nwp.bsky.social
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And the brown marks you'd have on the Mazda afterwards would just wash off...
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Spencer Fordin
@spencerfordin.bsky.social
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Let’s see them try this with a cyber truck
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J. D.
@jdetc.bsky.social
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Going odd roading on the road, like a normal human driver.
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Mike - Towards a Metric America!
@navigatorbr.bsky.social
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I think I could confidently take an Acura TSX on that road...
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Carlos Sanchez
@fateswarning86.bsky.social
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oh neat, this means i used to go off-roading in a Dodge Shadow!
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Brendan
@brendanmcaleer.bsky.social
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Some guy in WA:
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An argument for the pit
@jeblucas.bsky.social
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Holy shit, I drove a six seater Hyundai Staria on roads 10x worse than this with in the Middle East with folks rando parked on both sides and driving every which way while dodging branches and thinking deeply about my rental contract.
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Diogenes of Snarkadia
@diogeneslamp.bsky.social
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Tesla driver: <on road> I'm off-roading
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Julia
@juliafnp.bsky.social
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I drove my little geo prism on rougher roads than that 😂
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E-W
@edashw.bsky.social
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There used to be a guy who would drive a Toyota Corolla behind Moab jeep tours and park in their photo spots. Which is petty and rude but also useful object lesson about driving on gravel roads.
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Xan, Keeper of the greater Niagara bog.
@xandariathepink.bsky.social
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My mom took a country squire station wagon over worse roads regularly.
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WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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I loved my Mazda 3, and regretted getting rid of it.
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J5
@jfive.bsky.social
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This post was all over x. Seems like counter programming used to recover the cyber trucks rep after the actual off-road tests. Glad they wrapped it so it doesn't rust though.
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✨️Sparkly Micah✨️
@anthrocultur.bsky.social
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Literally a road 😂 A Cybertruck couldn't hack half the dirt roads I regularly drive with my Nissan LEAF 🙄
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Very Ambivalent Very Ricky
@ambivalentricky.bsky.social
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My steep gravel driveway is 5x gnarlier than that and I drive a Prius up and down it every day.
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John Downey
@dow280ten.bsky.social
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😂😂😂😂 made my day tyvm
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Dr. Stephanie
@punkrockscience.bsky.social
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Mazda 3 owner reporting in: can confirm.
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Jeffrey F Steiner
@jfs.bsky.social
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My rear wheel drive Fiat-platform RV in Iceland:
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mental chillness
@dadjokes.icu
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Most any truck would get stuck in this muddy scenario
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Derek Writes Stuff
@derekwrites.bsky.social
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I lived in rural Illinois with a YARIS. Dirt and gravel roads abound and I didn't need a steel polygon
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Frisky Dingus 🍉
@friskydingus.bsky.social
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I'm always wanting to juat veer into fields on my way to the grocery store. So jealous!
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Sacha Prins
@sacha.prins.net
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Meanwhile the locals:
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Dogs and Sobriety
@dogsandsobriety.bsky.social
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"Holy shit motherfuckers, watch this!" *I drive at a leisurely pace on a road designed to be driven on*
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Michael Valkenberg
@critical-thinking.de
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I‘ve driven worse roads in a Toyota Corolla. Which didn’t rust afterwards.
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wyrdsis
@wonderfullywyrd.bsky.social
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wonder if he knows that he’s a future owner of a pile of very, very expensive rust
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Electrichead
@electrichead.bsky.social
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I've driven rougher roads, in snow, in my fuckin kia forte.
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Chillbo Hangins
@woskethoughts.bsky.social
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Lmao it’s like 3 inches “off road”
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Seentoomuch
@seentoomuch.bsky.social
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I've driven my Mazda RX8 on worse.
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Virginia S. O'Possum
@virginiaopossum.bsky.social
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Honda Fit represent.
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Nfinit
@nfinit.bsky.social
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Also "My daily driver can go anywhere I want" is just like... not a particularly high bar? Anyone who bought a Jeep CJ in their 20's can do this. It's kinda an expected thing for a 4WD truck to do
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Ehusman
@ehusman.bsky.social
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[P][U][S][S][Y] [I][N] [T][E][S][L][A]
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Little Gems
@lettucewrangler.bsky.social
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I have done more off roading in my old '93 ford Taurus wagon
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Cosimo Kramedici
@slurmslurper.bsky.social
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Wait’ll this guy learns about Jeeps
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Thomas Ekstrom
@ekstromenator.bsky.social
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And then they must wash those ugly tesla trucks and wipe them dry with towels 😆
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Brianna Nicole Pail
@pailbn.bsky.social
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The mild winter has unfortunately meant we haven’t gotten to see how bad these things handle on country roads that are just packed down snow and ice (because of watershed and salt runoff issues in Lake Effect snow regions). Guess we will have to wait til next year… if they even last that long.
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Robb
@buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
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He's saying he CAN go off road whenever he wants, he just doesn't WANT to. Right now. But he totally COULD! He's just not in the mood. BUT IF HE WAS! Boy howdy! It would go SO off-road.
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C. L. Polk
@clpolk.com
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That guy drives like he doesn’t know where the dino shaped nuggies he had for lunch come from
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Spoonbill Reducks
@spoonbill.bsky.social
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Hell, a Hillman Minx could manage it. Drum brakes and all.
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Danielle Young
@notesnthemargin.bsky.social
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I had no idea my tiny Ford Ka was an off road vehicle
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Auctorita
@auctorita.bsky.social
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I've literally driven a Mazda 3 down a rougher road than that
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Filigree Needlequeen of the Desert
@filigreemchana.bsky.social
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Our dude here has only been on asphalt all his life. He knows not the intricate ranking of dirt roads. That one is *palatial*.
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Nicole Wilkins
@nvw.bsky.social
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RIP to my family’s 1980s egg shaped Toyota minivan. Handled worse dirt roads than this & could flip a U in a two lane road to glide into a parallel parking spot.
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Nekrởtzar
@nekrotzar.bsky.social
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In several parts of Australia that I have visited, the technical term for that type of road is “road.”
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CarmieC
@carmiec.bsky.social
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That... looks like the road I live on...
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Rusty Ralston, the ðude. 🍉
@imrustyokay.bsky.social
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a ford taurus can drive on that road
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artisanrox
@artisanrox.bsky.social
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We all know he's in his garage, furiously checking on how nany atra-boy!s he's getting. While scrubbing his car with Bar Keeper's Friend after being in that rain.
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Higgs Boatswain.
@bujler.bsky.social
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I bet they still managed to hit a pedestrian.
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Walkable City Texas Ranger
@energyturtle.bsky.social
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I guess that’s where you drive when you’re tired of everyone pointing and laughing.
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@doylec.bsky.social
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You could drive a Smart car on it
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Mark K
@fajitadoctor.bsky.social
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Mazda 3 might be overkill. I’ve seen it done in a Miata
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Spokane Sammi Rose
@samrosewatson.bsky.social
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*Mazda3 AWD driver has entered the chat* YEP
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tuttles
@tuttles.bsky.social
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No need for a "truck". We used to take a lime green VW bug off roading thru muddy vineyards in college. Loads of fun!
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Tall Alf
@homunculusdick.bsky.social
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this is the equivalent of being surprised that it can survive a speed bump
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Ken
@kmohnkern.bsky.social
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I mean, there are streets in my neighborhood worse than that.
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J.C. Wilder
@jcwilder.bsky.social
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In his mind, it went a little like this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViyL...
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Dante Vortex
@dantevortex.bsky.social
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It's not off-roading when you are literally following the road. A dirt road is still a road.
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Paul Söderlind
@paulsoderlind.bsky.social
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUD...
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AlimentaryMagic
@elenaperez.bsky.social
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I have absolutely done roads like this in my Honda Insight with a full load of camping gear
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Melodramatic for the People
@bisonbison.bsky.social
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But can a Mazda 3 look like absolute garbage while doing it?
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Portland Man
@erikgunderson.bsky.social
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See this has got to be an April Fool's joke.
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Portland Man
@erikgunderson.bsky.social
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How long is a cybertruck's transaxle? How high off the ground are the axles? Just wondering in case this guy actually does try actual off reading, like with gullies and boulders and shit like that.
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John Ix
@frogalapeche.bsky.social
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A child could learn to ride a bicycle on such a level and unrugged surface.
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Attorney Major of Florida
@lutherevers.bsky.social
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OfF RoAd WhEnEvEr I wAnT!
www.ksbw.com/article/watc...
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RealBillyG
@realbillyg.bsky.social
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If I see a group of these sailing along a dirt road I’m sending an RPG their way.
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@susandathome.bsky.social
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As an owner of a Mazda 3 I approve of this message.
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Matthew Broberg-Moffitt (he/she/they)
@mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social
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I rode my Huffy through tougher terrain as a tween 🤣
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Think. It. Through. 🙅♂️
@cfaller96.bsky.social
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True fact, I went to HS in Vermont, where at the time ~80% of all roads were unpaved. (I believe it’s down to 50% now.) I drove my Honda Civic up and down gravel roads for years in the North Country. Cybertruck is cheeks.
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FK
@notrimskiy.bsky.social
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Aw, you are doing Mazda 3 dirty with this comparison. However, unlike Cybertruck, it can be neatly washed off afterwards. I know because I have driven over much worse in a Mazda 3 loaded to the brim with camping gear.
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David F. Soros
@wiselineprt.bsky.social
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What kind of cultist thinks it's not a road if there's no pavement?
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Amy Hoy
@amyhoy.bsky.social
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this looks better than the first half of our driveway, which we take daily in our mustang convertible. a low-clearance vehicle.
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Kiki
@strawberrykitsune.bsky.social
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Yes, I drive on those with my tiny little smart car. I'm so impressed at this big strong truck tho! 🙄
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Trapped in a Suburban Hellhole
@carljanderson.bsky.social
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Ketamine is one hell of a drug, I guess.
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Gray
@gray808.bsky.social
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I literally used to go explore mountain roads 100% more rough than that in a 15 year old Cutlass Supreme.
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Claude
@cybertooth.bsky.social
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My 2002 Nissan Micra does better on worst roads.
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Finger
@fingerdrawings.bsky.social
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Tech person driving on a road: "Oh wow, I just invented off-roading."
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Fart To Table
@farttotable.bsky.social
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Offroading near a parking lot and a telephone pole
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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃
@sporkboot.bsky.social
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i take my toyota camry on job sites that have worse roads than that just fine
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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a smart fortwo could do this, good lord
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Max’s Dad
@djwyszynski.bsky.social
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Ummm….
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Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
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*passes in my Civic*
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Ashton
@ashtonk.bsky.social
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I have in fact driven on worse roads with a Mazda 3. And that’s before they went AWD.
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@ljevans.bsky.social
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My cousin routinely drove a road like that in a VW Karman Ghia.
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@traviscash.bsky.social
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Goes down my friend's 1/4 mile farm driveway, NO PROBLEMS, I don't diaper
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The Republic Is Ours To Save
@ejwillingham.bsky.social
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Can also confirm drivable by minivan
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Elizabeth🜆
@elizajoku.bsky.social
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I've accidentally led a crew of Miatas on a road about that quality. We were fine, if a bit dusty.
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Jonathan
@jginsburg.bsky.social
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My impreza can do that, THE IMPREZA IS THE BAD SUBARU
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John is Painting
@givesnofuck.com
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I've driven worse roads in downtown Houston.
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Ceiling Cat
@ceilingcat.bsky.social
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Cryptobros “discovering” that before Cybertruck, there was no way to travel off pavement.
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Dr. Amuly (she/he)
@amuly.bsky.social
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“Off road” ok what’s that you just took a picture of, huh smart guy???
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Estarianne
@estarianne.bsky.social
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My dad and stepmom live on a road that gets much worse than that in super rural California. She drove a Miata for years and then replaced it with a Prius. The first 4wd they ever got was the plug-in hybrid Crosstrek they have now.
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andyroz Go Green
@andyroz.bsky.social
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Yes, but it's raining as well. Imagine getting dirt on your tires AND rain on the bodywork AT THE SAME TIME!!
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Nick
@nwbvt.bsky.social
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But look, it's a puddle! But honestly, I am a little impressed that as a Silicon Valley driver he was able to get through it with only a little hydroplaning.
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First Amendment Girl
@firstamendmentgirl.bsky.social
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I have driven my Mazda 3 on roads like that. #TrueStory
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@softhitpost.bsky.social
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Every dirt road in Appalachia looks tougher than that, & has a 1983 Honda Civic in the parking lot at the trailhead
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Kyle Pate
@kylepate.bsky.social
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Aw I loved my Mazda 3
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beat the heat by beating your meat
@salarta.bsky.social
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But holy shit there’s a turn up ahead! A TURN! Who would ever expect a car to handle such rigorous conditions.
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Fnord Borgly
@borgly.bsky.social
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"Off road"? That is literally a road.
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Raea 🦋💕🏳️⚧️🏴
@raeaa.bsky.social
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ya i off-road (drive on roads outside Boring tunnels)
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Robin Marwick
@electricland.bsky.social
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Can’t wait for someone to try Paris–Dakar in one of these things
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Lizard
@lizardky.bsky.social
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We have a lot of places here where the directions are "turn off the paved road", as the old joke says. My Honda Civic handles it just fine. (The GPS sometimes doesn't, but that's a different issue.)
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SparksSocialClub
@sparkieguy.bsky.social
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I've seen tarmac roads in worse condition. I've driven on worse in a 1991 1 litre manual Ford Fiesta FFS.
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Duae
@duaecat.bsky.social
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That looks nicer than my driveway does right now
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Matt
@mtblah.bsky.social
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To be fair, my Mazda 3 drives well in pretty much all conditions. It’s not until I run into clearance issues that it gets hairy.
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mdb - witty comment here
@42.computer
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My toddler could make it up there on their fold out trike
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Fafner
@fafner.bsky.social
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As a Mazda 3 owner, I've been on worse.
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KITTEE M⊕RTIS
@kitteemortis.bsky.social
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Paying 1000 dollars a month so six million people can see that you don't know what a road is
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⚧Frey
@fhraze.bsky.social
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off-roading on a road bro 💀💀💀💀
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automated prism
@automatedprism.bsky.social
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um. it's raining. i thought they weren't supposed to get those things wet?
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TruelyEsoteric
@truelyesoteric.bsky.social
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Can conform
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Wudang96 💜🌻
@wudang96.bsky.social
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And all this time I thought the point of building roads was so we can drive on them.
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Sy Nakamura
@theredprince.bsky.social
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Confirmed: Cybertruck can be driven in downtown Sante Fe, NM
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Ryan LaFlamme
@ryanl.bsky.social
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The "coming to the Mazda 3 defense" in this thread is very wholesome. I, too, love my 2017 Mazda 3 hatchback.
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Jeffrey Nonken
@jnork.bsky.social
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But with so much less panache!
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RonMimnaugh
@ronmimnaugh.bsky.social
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In all fairness, it looks like the road may be damp as well
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Scott A
@scottaolson.bsky.social
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I learned to drive on roads like that when I was 13 -14 yrs old in my grandparents second car, a mid 1980s Plymouth Horizon.
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Sibben
@sibben.bsky.social
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Musk stans are hooked up to the same copium supply as the maga lot. Their perception of reality is extremely flexible.
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lucas
@antioccident.bsky.social
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{rust forms within 5 minutes of driving on normal dirt road}
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LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈⬛
@lediva.bsky.social
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Former Mazda 3 owner here, can confirm.
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Wil Sterling
@shadowvasterra.bsky.social
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My father’s ancient Toyota Corolla does roads worse the that on the daily.
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MFordTheRiver
@prynnford.bsky.social
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It’s not “off road” if there’s a big ole road they’re driving on
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Transient Sun
@t0sun.bsky.social
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I once camped for a weekend in the forest in the back of a mazda 3 hatch. If you put the front seat down and put down a very small mattress you could stretch out.
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Izandra 🔪🩸
@izandra.bsky.social
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😂😂😂
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Ron Hebshie
@ronthinkmedia.bsky.social
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Freudian slip??
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@kevinrsours.bsky.social
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I was honestly impressed with how well my Mazda3 handled snow.
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Tim
@7amkickoff.com
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You know what else can go offroad whenever he wants? About 1000 other models of car/truck.
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⏱📋David Steinberg⏱📋
@zzyzx.bsky.social
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The driveway into the Northwest String Summit is worse than that and I've taken my Prius loaded with camping supplies on it many many times.
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Jason H
@witzkers.bsky.social
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I just got back from a trip to Costa Rica where I drove across many dirt roads in various states of disrepair and rockiness. My off road beast was a Nissan Versa, handled everything like a champ
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Girl named war
@girl-named-war.bsky.social
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My grandmothers fiat panda could drive that
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Nūll Nathewulf Art
@nathewulfart.bsky.social
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I gotta remember this when I say my stroll through a park is parkour across a highway
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@searchtechmark.bsky.social
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I used to have a Miata and it saw FAR worse roads than that.
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Jair Bolsonargasm
@stevo5567.bsky.social
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To be fair. That is as “off-road” they can go, without voiding their warranty.
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Stewart
@globalvariables.net
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It's sliding backwards, unpowered.
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Terror-Billy
@docblock.bsky.social
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I regularly took my 1999 Saturn SL1 on rougher roads than that.
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Devon Shaw
@super.metr0.id
[ View ] |
Still waiting for someone to attempt rock crawling in one. It's going to be so funny.
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Lurk du Soleil
@lurkdusoleil.bsky.social
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Also what is a "daily driver?" A chauffeur for your fake pick up truck?
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Dvandom
@dvandom.bsky.social
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As a driver of a Mazda 3, I feel I should be insulted....
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CZEdwards
@czedwards.bsky.social
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It’s flat. There’s a verge on both sides, not a sheer drop-off on one side, and solid planet-bone on the other. It’s wide enough for a 4 wheel vehicle! That’s a perfectly great road!
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Martin
@marting1964.bsky.social
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My 67 big would tear that road up!🤣
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Wendy
@wendybird13.bsky.social
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For crying out loud, my 2004 MINI was able to bounce across grassy fairgrounds that were more off-road than this….
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Viola Smart
@smartvpants.bsky.social
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The parking lot at the Georgia Ren Faire is worse than this.
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Cindy Lou Whomst🇺🇦
@silkscreenfiend.bsky.social
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Well, sure, but can you permanently pee your name onto the door of a Mazda 3?
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Andrew Parker
@andrewparker.bsky.social
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Clearly that’s just the power of the cyber truck: the dirt ahead of it simply leveled and compacted itself.
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Rage Against The Miami Sound Machine
@randymiller.bsky.social
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I used to drive legitimately off-road in the So Cal desert in an '82 VW Rabbit. Most cars can go off road if you know how to drive off road.
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Gianluigi
@gpacca.bsky.social
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I’ll never understand why Cybertruck owners feel the need to always keep posting about their vehicle, almost trying to convince themselves that it was a good choice
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Mark Maguire
@markmaguireb.bsky.social
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That’s … that’s just like an average rural back road in Ireland. I’d have driven that easily in a ‘97 Nissan Almera.
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Mary50shadesofWTF
@kapdoll.bsky.social
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Oh for the love of Odin. I drive on roads like that almost daily in my Elantra. Live in a rural place my whole life, learn to drive on roads like that in whatever you have.
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mav
@mav.wtf
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Whatever you do, do NOT tell them anything about Subaru wagons.
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@natenewby.bsky.social
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No need to drag Mazda 3s into this. Those are great little cars.
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Liz Schwarz
@lizschwarz.bsky.social
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I've done more off-roading in a 97 Nissan Sentra.
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KB
@sorrykb.bsky.social
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How does the outside of that thing manage to look ugly from the inside
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@anthrosciguy.bsky.social
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In 1965 Luigi Chinetti Jr. didn't get his Lancia rally car done in time for the Shell 4000 across Canada so he took his Ferrari 330 2+2 instead. He DNFed; actually finished but was disqualified for what he said was an unfortunate shortcut across someone's lawn.
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komrade@bsky ~ %
@komrade.systems
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Better yet, a Ford Fiesta
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Matt
@segm09.bsky.social
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"Is that some gravel? Better break out the 4 wheel drive"
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brian
@briminey.bsky.social
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his other car is a miata we just know it
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@djharvey81.bsky.social
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Wait until this person hears about SUVs.
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ArchDad
@aaronmw.bsky.social
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I feel like using a "Prius" would have driven it home a little more, but minor quibble.
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Rowdy
@rrrowdy.bsky.social
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Do these people not know what roads are? Jesus, the brain parasites are getting really bad.
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@risefromtheashes.bsky.social
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Oh FFS, I have an elderly relative who regularly drove a less-smooth road that also crossed a shallow creek, in a first-gen Prius. 🙄
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Hi! It's Herb!
@itsherby.bsky.social
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I've got a 2007 V6 Mustang junkyard rescue that I bought for the steel price that can take that road a buck 20 with the windows down. And she's still got less rust
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Tim Buctu
@timbuctu.bsky.social
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I come from GDR. Believe me you can make it in a Trabant.
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Mr Dr Bae
@dallas-taylor.bsky.social
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Had my CJ-7 on two wheels crawling over some boulders once in Colorado.
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Tamara Keel
@tamslick.bsky.social
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Look, Cybertruck dude, my ‘94 Mustang can also go off-road!
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wednesday
@mx0x20wednesday.bsky.social
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i've done way tf worse in a prius
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Ellz
@ellz.bsky.social
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Lol What chumps they are
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Spuds Turtle
@spudsturtle.bsky.social
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I also go offroading in my electric car
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Kai
@kaikronfield.bsky.social
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Not to mention his “daily driver” makes him look like a douche
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers
@clbergpowers.bsky.social
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This reminds me of the kind of self convincing my mother in law does about her giant jeep that she "needs" for when she "hauls" gardening supplies or visits us once a year and brings too much stuff to her only granddaughter. And how we "should really think about" a bigger car than our prius V.
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Thorsten
@cb90.bsky.social
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...aaand you can leave the dirt on the mazda afterwards. If you do that with you cybertruck, it'll rust away. 😬
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Man, listen...
@pradajames.bsky.social
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bro couldve bought an outback, but ok?
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Neil Polowin
@neilpolowin.bsky.social
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Even better, you can wash the dirt off the Mazda afterwards without worrying about rust or melting or whatever.
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Surivoron
@surivoron.bsky.social
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“Overlanding”
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Andy Craig
@andycraig.bsky.social
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As an exceedingly dumb teenager, I once hit 120 on a road much like that in my Honda Accord.
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Evan Deaubl
@evan.codes
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And the Mazda will still be drivable afterwards.
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Chris Doyon
@nilbog3000.bsky.social
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In the 90’s I (carefully) drove a 25 year old Porsche 911 on roads worse than this
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Chris Doyon
@nilbog3000.bsky.social
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Off-roading on ... a road. The sound of one hand clapping
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brad
@bradiscranky.bsky.social
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Most golf carts can do that
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SantaMikeyDM
@santamikeydm.bsky.social
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If that's what they think off-roading is, I'd hate to see their idea of muddin'
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Cheryl M
@fearofjello.bsky.social
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Meanwhile, on Manresa Beach in central CA (and it is not legal to drive on this beach, so him getting stuck got him in a lot of trouble)
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Mr_ONO
@mrono.bsky.social
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You can drive on that perfectly well with a Tuc-Tuc even
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Mhide paid
@mhidepaid.bsky.social
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Hmmm
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MisterJustin
@misterjustin.bsky.social
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I guess the rally world is going to replace all the renaults and peugots with cYbErTrUcKs?
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Brandon Baumgartner
@baumer.bsky.social
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Did it in an S4 on 19" wheels and 35 series tires yesterday. How do they think this is impressive?
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Wendel
@wendelschwab.bsky.social
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That's not even a badly rutted and pitted dirt road. Plus, it's really wet and the CyberTruck is going to rust in that.
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Dr Syd
@sydmj.bsky.social
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“This truck is unreal” says someone who never drove or sat in a truck before
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Aurora, slow motion car wreck
@auroragirl.bsky.social
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When I was a kid, the one highway going across Newfoundland (the Transcanada, ha 🏳️⚧️) was a gravel road often in worse condition than this.
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Sean of the 418 I'm a teapot
@sheepbop.bsky.social
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Who is their daily driver? Are they ride sharing?
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maraleia
@maraleia.bsky.social
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I saw a Tesla running errands in Chicago today and of course that drive was a fucking dangerous idiot.
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Oh, the Inanity
@jmcrowell.bsky.social
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Did he have permission from PG&E to drive on their right-of-way?
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Kaiju! Kaiju! Kaiju!
@buleste.bsky.social
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April fools. It's being pushed by 4 people.
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@grautwok.bsky.social
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That's a better road than what I drive on with my 2011 Nissan Leaf. Cybertruck ain't shit
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Lorenzo von Matterhorn
@dansbeau.bsky.social
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For most Australians this is a main road 😄
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Joy Brennan
@joyb.bsky.social
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😂
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Emma Gecko
@emmagecko.bsky.social
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Motherfucker I can do that stretch on skis!
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Thealgreen
@thealgreen.bsky.social
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Lmao I've driven many a car in roads like that, including little Geo's ffs.
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Liem Bahneman
@liembo.bsky.social
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Cybertruck owners are going to be worse than porsche dudes. Maybe even wristwatch dudes.
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾
@onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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I regularly traveled rougher terrain as a young child on a bicycle but okay
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Andy Barnett
@hof1991.bsky.social
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How many e-bikes could they have bought instead?
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Josephine Stewart
@jostewart.bsky.social
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I have successfully taken a 2006 Scion xB with maaaybe 7" of ground clearance up some West Virginia hill drives that make this look luxurious—the ride height made it tricky and I had to strategize, but I could do it. That is a flat dirt road, known in some parts as simply "a road." What even.
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Orcish Law
@orcishlaw.bsky.social
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Off-roading in Southern California. This truck is unreal. My daily driver can go off road whenever I want.
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The J. Cobb
@thejcobb.bsky.social
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“Sir, this is a road.” -Wendy’s employee
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Don't Eat That
@inediblepouch.bsky.social
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Power Wheels
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Scott Nuzum
@apeman33.bsky.social
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I've off-roaded (unintentionally, I took a wrong turn in rural Kansas) in a 1978 Chevette. All you need is *some* power and *some* traction.
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Kevin
@kja.bsky.social
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Hard to tell for sure, but I think a lowered Golf could handle that road
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Auferre 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@auferre.bsky.social
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I regularly drove a three-cylinder Geo Metro down a road like that back in the 90s.
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康子 🇵🇸 @ 702 KHive St
@yasuko.bsky.social
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I wonder how much it is rusting after driving in the wet 😂
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Norah Woodsey
@norahwoodsey.bsky.social
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Similar energy
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Climate News
@climatenews.bsky.social
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Sir, this is a Wendy’s parking lot.
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@changeitlater.bsky.social
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My Mazda 3 is the shit. I wouldn't trade it for 100 Cyber Trucks.
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@wickedlywhen.bsky.social
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As if tires are cheap
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Timid Tanuki
@timidtanuki.bsky.social
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"off-roading" <Road is clearly visible in photo> Seems legit
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Lil_Lost
@lillost.bsky.social
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I took a Prius down way worse. And nothing fell off
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Zone Left
@zoneleft.bsky.social
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You could drive that section of road with a Ferrari.
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Plant
@officeplant.bsky.social
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In my hoodlum days I drove slammed Honda civics that could go down that road. Because I often had to in this swamp hole.
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Felgraf
@felgraf.bsky.social
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I'm pretty sure I drove on worse in my 2005 Scion XA. I miss that car. (It's still doing fine, from what I hear! Just couldn't bring it with me when I moved to finland)
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Eric de Roulet, load-bearing grad student
@eric.sadbutbuildingworlds.blog
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So can I get a billionaire to shell out cash for my Toyota Yaris, which can do the same thing but also uphill?
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Jason
@hashrocket.bsky.social
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My old 95 neon could drive that road comfortably.
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Shani Komulainen
@shanikom.bsky.social
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😹
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Rob von Thaden
@rvontha.bsky.social
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I drive on those in Iceland with a very fuel efficient Opal hatchback...
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