cait

@cait.bsky.social

they keep inventing new guys

Jun 30, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

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Odie @theodeity.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

I can't keep up

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Kithsander @kithsander.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

Ooh ooh, I call dibs on Epsilon!

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Megan E. Zombi @zombiscribe.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

Whoever is inventing these needs to read more fanfic Or less It could go either way LOL

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eevee @eev.ee
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

thought this was an alternate timeline doctor who lineup

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Goa'ulden Girls 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

I like how they aren't in order lol

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Catherine @catherinetheok.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

This is one too many guys to get a fast food burger and fries from

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Tom Dennis @thomasadennis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

These shitbirds don't even know that they're nearly a century behind Aldous Huxley.

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🕯️ @candlelocks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

i like the implication with "what they all bring to the table" that they all have value and are valid in their own ways <3

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CritFacts the Blue Sky Enby @critfacts.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:50 UTC

Someone tell Caelan Conrad that they're coming for their job.

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Joel Pelletier 🍩 @joelpelletier.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

The 6th one on the right end is just Rachel Maddow. Nice try, I guess.

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Round Boi ☭ ᴮᴸᴹ ¹³¹² @engxo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

Lambda Male:

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Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

did... did they put the greek letters in alphabetical order by their latin letters?

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New Year Same Tyler @tylerjpetty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

Omega Male

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Jehosaphat Q. Blatte @jqblatte.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:19 UTC

They have not exhausted the Greek alphabet so I'm not buying it.

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@sians.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

the guy who believes in this is also a 7th type of guy

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Onno Benschop @owh.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:07 UTC

Wonder what happened to Zorro-guy, seems like a lost element.

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Mom Friend 64 @pengarr.postes.club
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:26 UTC

I know it's been said before but it's wild these dudes keep insisting there's only 2 genders when they've got this many just for dudes

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Silphium @infinitejeff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

This is just astrology for incels

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jaze of the haze (they/xe) 🏳‍🌈 @gayblorbomagnet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:03 UTC

this just in, Crowley is the sigma-est male to sigma (even though he's not actually, either)

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Stacy Lu @moxieluhu.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

Sigma Looks like John Cusack in Grosse Pointe Blank. #teamsigma

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🇵🇸hungry🏳️‍🌈hungry🏳️‍⚧️harpy🇺🇦 @the17thqueen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:58 UTC

dafuq

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Joe @joevonhoff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

is that gamma man James May?

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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

So much not the point but I find it pains me that they couldn't actually stick to using letters from the Greek alphabet in the correct order, preferably sequentially.

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@smogget.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

The omega male looks an awful lot like that snotty little eugenicist who beats his kids

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Kevin McCarthy @mccarthy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

Not Ligma?

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A Grapefruit's Suicide Note Left Out in the Rain @axleblaze.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

...are they just putting together a heist crew?

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Adam Kotsko @adamkotsko.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

Sigma actually comes before Omega in the Greek alphabet.

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martin_fff @martinfff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

the six ages of incel

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Your Cyberpunk Future @lady8jane.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

The funny thing is that this is the same crowd that wants to tell us that there are only 2 genders. Why then are they inventing new ones all the time?

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Tiffany (parentheses overuser) @tiffanyclay.dev
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

BREAKING: nonwhite men no longer exist

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sexy garfield impersonator @priushunter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

I looked these up and it just seems to be astrology but they won’t admit it

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Oak J. Croissant @oakcroissant.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

Babe, wake up, new male personality type just dropped

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Animystic 🪐 @animystic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

By far the funniest Greek letter that hasn't been done yet is "Upsilon Male"

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Foxhack / Dave Silva @foxhack.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

Why do all of these look like Topher Grace at various points of his career

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VFXpapa @vfxpapa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

Dafuq? 🤣

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Svenska Doomfrämjandet @doomlobbyn.se
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

I’m holding out for the inevitable discovery of the Kappa male.

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Svenska Doomfrämjandet @doomlobbyn.se
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

They’re also fucking upp the order. It’s Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta and Sigma comes before Omega. Even I who never studied Greek know that.

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Malimar @malimar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

But what if I am the Alpha and the Omega, and also am that is?

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Pyke Redrock @pykeredrock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

Funny that the guy spectrum inventors hate pronouns but want to make sure you use the right adjective to describe what flavor of dick they are.

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Cheesecakes as a Service @rsilvie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:35 UTC

Kyle Raynor is better tho

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

gotta catch em all

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The American Civil War Podcast @uscivilwar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

It irritates my sense of order that Delta is listed before Gamma.

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Gadzooks O'Blimey @silurius.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:43 UTC

This really has turned into astrology for insecure men who want to affirm their masculinity, eh...

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Gojira1000 @gojira1000.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

"Damaged human beings try to come up with a system in which they are not abject failures" part 372,543

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Smileyfacepicnic @smileyfacepicnic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

What

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Libation Legacy 🍸 @libationlegacy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

Is Theta Male a Scientologist?

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The Bland Wazoo @zombieboof.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:11 UTC

This just looks like one guy's slow transition from Nick Fuentes to school shooter.

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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

Astrology for incels

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The Lady Halibut @halibut.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

If you remove a beta’s jacket and ruffle his hair a bit, he’s a delta. Don’t know if that’s better or worse, tbh.

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🦖 Twinklecup ☄️ Slithersby 🦜 @twinklecrepe.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

I think it would be fun to trick these guys into using Omegaverse terminology so when people use Google to try to figure out what they're talking about, they get a bunch of super weird mpreg porn

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🏳️‍🌈✨Debian Soot 🔞✨🏳️‍🌈 @feloniousfloof.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

So like, are these the “straights” trying to cope with their genders without admitting they’re gender non-conforming? Or?

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David Hamilton @davidhamilton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

Delta male are all about change

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Daphné (she/her) @daphne36.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:01 UTC

This isnt what I ordered, when I called for a mainstream invasion of the Omegaverse! 🙃

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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

That's all the same guy, he's just a master of disguise

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Joel/kingjder02/whatever @joelsftw.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

Why do they do this! ALL THE TIME! And why does one look like a potential school s--ter? Or all.

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Jason, the Okayest Painter @theokayestpainter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

this was made by the same guys that make angry tiktoks in their truck about how "there's only two genders"

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Dantifa @danalmont.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:16 UTC

Smegma.

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Tequila Sunset 🥥🌴 @pepperonidave.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Too many genders.

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ZHUGE LIANG 285/600$ @shuchancellor.online
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

Tag yourself I'm a Delta beta omega

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Grahms & List ... Sometimes @laikax.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:37 UTC

Snail Male and Beater Male are absent?

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G̟͇̺r̙̞̪o͙̘g͓͓̺ D͔͙̼a̢̼̺ E̡̟̟m͙̠͜i͔͎̙g̟͖̼n̞͙̺a͓͇͚t̻͖̪i̡̼͜c̡̦̦ @emigno.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:52 UTC

Whenver they find Pi Guy, it can be assured that the eventual discovery of Tau Guy will be twice as great.

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Prosediva @prosediva.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

This is horrifying.

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Gullible Seagull @gullible.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 09:20 UTC

I'm absolutely a pi male.

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Cliff Jones Jr. @cliffjones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

Every single one of these males looks pissed off. 🤣 So much sexual frustration among misogynists.

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Franklin D. Roosefella @roosefella.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

if they keep at it, they might get to 24

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Not Great Bob @samonek.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

driving me nuts they aren't presented in greek alphabetical order.

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@captainsidecar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:50 UTC

So, to be Alpha you need a bad wig and a cheap suit?

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Weyodi OldBear @weyodi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

I don't get it. Is the Gamma-Guy Swedish?

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

Guess how I know someone is not in academia.

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equitable_equations @equiequa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

Several of these are doctors who

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George S @harmonygritz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

Hollywood taking the reins back for the next Suicide Squad reboot?

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Corbett @corbettcummins.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:11 UTC

This is one man experiencing 6 different types of constipation.

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MarkH @markhoofnagle.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

Ok now do cuneiform.

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𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙚𝙡 🇺🇸🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ @danielbowcutt.com
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

What about us pi guys?

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Wampum in th’ hunneds @mohawkrainian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:03 UTC

I wish they’d invent a happy male

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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

Is this Doctor Who

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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

These are all just different manifestations of the dark triad personality traits

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@randomanybody.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:52 UTC

This'll soon be a full playmobil set :)

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Geilig am Main @geiligammain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:59 UTC

Phi-male: belongs to a fraternity, gets really mad when you pronounce phi correctly (they do not)

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Forest @fbos.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

What the hell is this now.. These people seriously... . Quit making shit up.. Go to therapy.

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Tauriel @tauriel1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:16 UTC

Am I the only one who finds this order weird? Shouldn't it be alpha, beta, gamma, delta, sigma, omega?

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LawnChairMedia @lawnchairmedia.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

Omega male = bottom.

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FletcherDodge @fletcherdodge.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:29 UTC

I don't understand this. It's Greek to me.

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मानस Mānas مانس @manas999-9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

drivel

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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

that's just the same guy in different outfits

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vestiti di cani @dogclown.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

sono un catherine zeta-male

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Steel Rat Gamer @steelrat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:57 UTC

That is a lot of male genders

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Jessie 🏳️‍⚧️ ϕ @jessisamess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

excuse me, THIS is a gamma male

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Mark B @cliosfanboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

Are we sure this isn't some old proposal for different versions of Doctor Who?

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Rae @alsorae.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

Seems like a ✨gender spectrum✨

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JayZero @jayzero9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

The next all male pop group phenomenon?

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Jim FR 🔭 🍻🌳⭐️⭐️ @jfritte.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

They got the order wrong too

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Kvetch & Release @kvetchrelease.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

I'm Theta male

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Tʀᴇʏ Gᴏᴇsʜ. @tgoesh.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:07 UTC

Theodore Beale's original proposal on this is some horrible evil shit. The fact that it's become a common part of popular discourse is even worse.

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[ Blank Inside ] @octonoodle.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

Gamma is a Karen terf cosplaying as a man to make a point. A shit useless pointless point at that. I do like they all appear to be wearing lipstick though, some progress there.

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Iris 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @chirpdotbat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

Gamma male is just the protagonist of A Nightmare On Elm Street

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Tomb Svalborg @tombs.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:05 UTC

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Coolbone Minoxidil @dingokayfabe.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

Male personalities of men males

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Arkenor @arkenor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

Everyone who believes in this thinks that they're the Alpha.

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Krunks @krunks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

ackchtually these types of guys have existed (fictionally) for around 112 years, but dudebros cant invent shit

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[DC] nxptvne @nxptvne.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

Sigma Male is just David Tennant SPECIFICALLY David Tennant as Crowley

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TurtleBee @turtlebee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

why is alpha a 40 year old weak chinned dweeb hanging out with a bunch of high school kids?

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Nex the Badger! ➡️ AC! @nexthebadger.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

They do this, and yet pronouns and gender are the hardest goddamned things in the world.

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The Library Faery @libraryfaery.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

No one has mention how this is a K-Pop band line up... Or a 80-90s boy band lineup.

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Dom G 💖🥰💘 @domg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

This is literally just Brave New World with one extra Very Special Type of Guy

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girl with the Jean Seberg hair @diyanddragons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:06 UTC

Okay, so the six guys are: JAG, Friday Night Lights, Michael Cera, Kurt Cobain, Harry Potter, and David Tennant in Good Omens, got it.

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nikkiiiiiiiii @nikkiiiiiiiii.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

man the sequel to Façade looks like shit

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Barb Cummings @rahirah.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:55 UTC

They all look really cranky

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Francis Serpa @fcserpa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

Orville Redenbacher?

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Julie Hansen @iommismom.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

Some people are saying that they're created in a lab in China /s

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The Notorious R.B.F. @kimchichi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

Not sure if guys or COVID variants.

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Maddie (derogatory) @pbastronaut.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:53 UTC

Bravo male Charlie male Delta male Echo male Foxtrot male

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Dave "I Dissent" Conrad @dconrad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:20 UTC

why is delta before gamma?

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sam // probably not online @samuelbass.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

So Sigma males are goth? Cool, I guess I have a type. Dude needs a leather cowboy hat tho.

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UnboughtAndUnbossed @rwford.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

Conservative DEI

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Alten Försterei in SF 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @nickel76.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

Sure steal from Red v Blue

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Sleep Brick Man @sleepbrickman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

SPLIT (2016)

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Carl Pavlock @carlpavlock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

I have long hair and would wear a Freddy Krueger sweater if I didn't live in Phoenix, so I guess I'm a gamma?

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Josh Pollock 🌱🌵🌲 @josh412.com
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:03 UTC

* extreme youth pastor voice * Do you kids know who was an Alpha male and an Omega male?

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

I feel like these people don't know Gamma comes before Delta.

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Talz @talzuz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

So what does it take to get to Release Candidate status?

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rebeccaaaaaaahhhhhhhh @superb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:46 UTC

Oh man I wanna read them sooo bad!!

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Michael James @emjay.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

Alpha male is always a mess. So many bugs and necessary fixes.

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Symbo1ics @symbo1ics.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

public service that they catalogued the obnoxious, unnecessary guys

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

Me nudging my wife and pointing to every one of these like we’re in a theater: “that’s chappie”

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Large Buttes @buttes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

face blindness strikes again

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Greg ”Shalashaska” Kinnear 🏳️‍🌈 @tedcruzinusa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

I enjoy that they look like they’re from Happy Wheels.

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Encapsidate Your Genome @encapsidated.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:42 UTC

New results from the Large Guy Collider ⚛️

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Kait Richardson @qirenni.com
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

This is just astrology for assholes

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kain @teamclerks.net
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

… why is Gamma AFTER Delta in this list? Did an AI write the list? Why doesn’t it understand basic alphabetical orders? “There are six types of men: A, B, D, C, Z, and R.” I’m going to murder someone over this.

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Michael @mykld.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:55 UTC

After you break up: - gets you fired - breaks your face - love bomb stalking - adds a new song to the set - SWAT calls - crack hitman (FBI informant)

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How Do I Skeet? @howdoiskeet.lol
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

They should invent a guy that puts a stop to inventing new guys

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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:24 UTC

Plenty of Greek letters left.

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Kid Yossarian @kidyossarian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

Delta Males are used to represent the rate of change in other males.

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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

I feel like David Tennant is all of those guys

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Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

Nu male, zeta male, psi male

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

This does nothing to refute my thesis that the entire online manosphere is a long slow cooker psyop to make more hetero-presenting guys come out

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(the) Um-Aktualoid @brainwormsensei.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

These are literally all just trans men I know or have met

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Axl M @captain-bleuten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:00 UTC

The ones mocking the LGBTQI+ community because they use letters from the latin alphabet to define themselves... use letters from the greek alphabet to define themselves

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Hollywood Hank Hill @audleyzdarke.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

Cursèd picrew

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@sl33peragent.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:09 UTC

why is the beta male in a varsity jacket

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Very Ambivalent Very Ricky @ambivalentricky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:15 UTC

Descriptions of gamma and zeta male appear identical according to reputable source Dad University

Also, how many dudes employing these terms scoff at astrology

www.daduniversity.com/blog/the-7-m...

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Tim Salmon @canotuna.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

I love how “alpha” guys are the ones who slavishly adopt the orthodoxy for “alpha’s”

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Breakfast/Ramen 2024 @shawninstlouis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

As always I am compelled to point out that this whole concept is based on bad science, and that the original wolf researchers deeply regret their mistakes

www.sciencenorway.no/ulv/wolf-pac...

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Mr. Pauly Mac @mrpaulymac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

I'm a Tau Male

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ramza saddiq @heartgold.xyz
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

how come 1) they're all wes anderson characters 2) they're all white

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

i thought the nerd guy's name was Sheldon

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Flakey Foont @flakyfoont.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

Where are the fat guys? Mu and Pi?

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Memento Rori @roricomics.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

It looks like they forgot to finish the Delta one.

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McClain @mcclain142.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

It really bothers me that Alpha and Omega aren't on the ends.

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Joachim Heijndermans @jheijndermans.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

And yet I alsways gravitate towards the Epsilon type.

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Frisky Dingus 🍉 @friskydingus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

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@vieuxnez.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:08 UTC

Dr Who?

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RavenWood @ravenwood005.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

I need this, but for women.

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ZeroFunctionalValue @rayleighscatter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

Could just label them : Moody

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Dr. Benway @docbenway.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

Today I learned the alpha male is Edward Norton in the Italian Job

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Electrichead @electrichead.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

The only Omega Man I recognize is Charlton Heston

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Megaweapon @megaweapon5.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

I can’t tell if Gamma Male is supposed to be trans or bassist in a band from Seattle circa 1988.

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Lina Bee @linabee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

Haha! Hardly inventing. Maybe recycled. Seems to me this baloney is based on the 1932 novel Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. Again, a fictional work of dystopian arrogance mistaken for instructions. en.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/Brave_N...

Also the irony of a rainbow of men is
🧑‍🍳 💋

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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:45 UTC

they’re all white and angry I’m sure this is just a coincidence

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chadzia dax 🖖🏻 😷 🔞 @m00psy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

two genders only!!!!! but at least six different classes of men!! 💪🏻

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Ryan @borubyarlo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:11 UTC

Gamma is just one of the Hanson brothers.

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Mante @mantevian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:43 UTC

the same people say there are only 2 genders

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@zendarva.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

Why is Sigma David Tennant?

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Little Gems @lettucewrangler.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 09:37 UTC

I love that, upon discovering that most men don't fit into their two category system, they didn't go "hmm, maybe this is a flawed way to look at the world" and instead decided to invent more categories. Eventually, every man will have their own personal category.

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Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

This just looks like the evolution of the film career of David Tennant.

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Kristin Davidson {kxd} @kxd.dev
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:53 UTC

When did alpha male change from gym bro to business bro?

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Matt Grimshaw @thedocumattarian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

I'm not seeing the Douchbag guy (a wannabe Alpha that calls themself an alpha male on their own social profiles).

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Raven @platinumclit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

Put a fucking guitar in Omega male's hands, and you'll hear the most brutal riffs of all time, I know that much. Those guys are also the best at eating pussy.

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Terence MacManus @terrytalks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:04 UTC

Don't they have a whole movie about the Omega Male?

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Roberta Ecks @robertaecks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

No thanks.

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Mlle Defarge ♿ @hearing-girl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

That's it, someone's getting their Greek alphabet privileges revoked.

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Jeff Peterson @bdjeffyp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

Where’s the sea trench guy? Oh wait, maybe all of them are…

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Quangle-Wangle @maryaed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

Why do they all have judgmental little prune mouths?

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silver @silverboots.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

Five guys and Agent Smith

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jdreyfuss (he/him) @jdreyfuss.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

Gamma is Kurt Cobain.

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Devin𓅃 @devin-eleven.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

It looks like a creepy boy band with their skeezy manager.

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Mystery Pop @baseten.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

When you self identify as any of these types of guys you automatically become a weird little guy.

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@orangedrake.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:51 UTC

They just reinvented 80s teen movie cliques

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Globulous Gutgurgle @inmediasrage.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

Only one sigma? One measly standard deviation from mean? That's like 70% of all guys!

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JustHere4Coffee @justhere4coffee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

And yet they still insist (in the same breath sometimes) there's only 2 genders.

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

i've seen the omega man i don't think that guy was in it

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🌒 West @prdolan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

Must suck to be a Delta male and then find out you've become a Beta, just because it was a little chilly out.

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Jason Marbach @marbach.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

It would be so much more effective if they’d just go to therapy Sincerely, A Ligma Male

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joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

I knew someone who called herself a “Gamma Female” who very proudly announced loudly “I don’t care what anyone thinks of me” and is also a malignant narcissistic energy vampire who feeds on adulation.

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Jim Hoover @jimhoover017.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

I do appreciate that Gammas have the Rachel haircut. 90s 4eva.

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Jim Hoover @jimhoover017.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 09:57 UTC

So sigma is just David Tenant in Good Omens?

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paul @pdbowman.studio
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:20 UTC

from the looks of it they keep inventing the same guy

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Phil Bluesky @philisit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

Gamma Kurt Cobain, or possibly Hillary Clinton Freddy Krueger.

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Sean-Paul @hellomrkearns.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

They all got the same face

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Bittersweet 😍😳💀 @bitters.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

…wait, so jocks in varsity jackets are betas? Interesting

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Shira Terror @shiravondoom.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

so Sigma Males are David Tennant? WHERE DO I SIGN UP

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VoteBlue4ever @voteblue4vr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:35 UTC

Sigma looks David Tennant's Crowley.

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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

Aldous Huxley did it better, tbh.

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Mewnie @mewnie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

Beta Sun, Sigma Moon, Delta Rising

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r42 @r42.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

Yet at the same time, they keep insisting there’s only two genders 😖

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@discofornow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:35 UTC

Where's deeply flawed god complex guy? (Elon Musk)

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zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

Why did they skip Epsilon male? What don't they want us to know??!

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Paul Arzooman @zoopaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Which is the one who is 61 years old, does his job, dresses how he wants and doesn't give a damn about Greek letters? That's me.

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Ложка Blue🌱 @ssugarsp00n.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

And then they turn around and say that more then 2 genders is stupid

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Dan Johnson @coil.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:47 UTC

Why do they all have girl jaw

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Karl Lyktberg @swesteel.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

The six flavours of incel.

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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:35 UTC

1d6

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Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

i’m a Harry Potter sun, David Tennant rising, Kurt Cobain moon

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Curtis Guy @esotericles.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

So alpha and sigma guys are slightly taller than the rest? What of their brainpans?

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gawdzie (potato, again) @gawdz0rz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

when you get all your “male personalities” from wolf role plays on gaia online dot com

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Jheya 🏴 @anthemumspeace.com
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

Where's the Epsilon guy? can't have an Omega without episilon

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El Topo @eltopo71.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:28 UTC

What's a "sigma male"? Someone obsessed about here-today-and-gone-tomorrow management soundbites?

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@carillon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

Tau Male is fleeting, but there's a theoretical guy island of stability at psi.

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@neebletown.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

I am a mu male Psych i am actually a cow. Moo.

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si oppington @stillwellgray.ca
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

What's a smegma male

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Tom (kid codger) O'Neill @doctecazoid.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:02 UTC

* Subject to change without notice

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Erica Picatinny ᛒᛉᛞᚹ 🕊️ @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:57 UTC

The gamma male looks like a trans woman. 🖤

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Fern @attackfern.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

There isn’t one iota male of truth in these, is there?

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Brian Sweet @sweetinxs.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

We had enough already

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Finger @fingerdrawings.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:16 UTC

"Haha, girls believe in silly things like horoscopes!" Meanwhile:

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𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃 @sporkboot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

They got the entire Greek alphabet to go through so eagerly awaiting the research

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Definitely Not a Fae @definitelynotafae.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

This is zeta male erasure apparently. Why.

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Alan Rides Bikes @alans9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

Is this 6 male genders (and counting)?

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GenXer 4 Meh @genxy67.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

The only true Gamma male

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Lynn of the Fae @auberon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

For people who lose their shit over identity politics, they sure are having a party with identity

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Dave Palmer @davepalmerusask.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts

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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

they look identical to me

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Ressikan @ressikan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

And they all look weak.

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Coco @tiptaphooves.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:25 UTC

Okay wait who can breed who?

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Jacob @raoulduke1976.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

Fuck I hate this

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Jack @godless-liberal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

Always trying to assign us categories.

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Honeythunder @honeythunder1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 09:39 UTC

Imagine how tedious you have to be to dream up this shit

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Victoria Woodhull @vwoodhull938.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

So, there is a spectrum? How interesting.

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Nat Gertler @nat.gertler.com
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

I'm a Magma male, which is why all the women lava me.

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rcjhawk @rcjhawk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

Somehow I though Omega Man would be a little more, you know, Omegaish?

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Ken Yee @yuweiquan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:12 UTC

I don’t think I understand how this works.

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Bolt Stryker @thundrakion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:02 UTC

The omega is so powerful because they ALL fear him.

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The Kath in the Hat 🏳️‍🌈 @kath67.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:30 UTC

The only guy that works for me is Pi Guy

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Aaron Bourque @afbourque.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

Shouldn't Gamma be between Beta and Delta???

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Aaron Bourque @afbourque.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

All based on a misunderstanding of wolves in captivity...

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Purple Wyrm @purplewyrm.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 10:56 UTC

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@cuchelain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

And all this based on a discredited wolf study that there is even such a thing as an alpha wolf.

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TheRubberdom 👢Blue Sky Sunset 🌍👭#Life 🇩🇪💕#Fashion #FetisH @therubberdom.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

FFS 🤦‍♀️

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✿🦢🩰🎃꧁🫒༺❧☽🪐🔆☾❧༻🫒꧂🎃🩰🐈‍⬛❀ @odiledemonicat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

Astrology for men.

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Mauve Rose @mauverose.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:50 UTC

Why is Omega not last on that list? Don't they know the Greek alphabet?

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Norma Jane @normajane.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

Without reading the link I’m assuming what they bring are tiny tiny dicks.

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

Someone is trying to sell men something.

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Seliel the Shaper @selieltheshaper.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

Still looking for that ranger guy I lost

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andyroz Go Green @andyroz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

Where's "Boofhead"?

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Eli Sarver @lowmagnet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

IDK what gamma is male is but he looks like me. Or David Bowie

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All The City Lights @atcl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:46 UTC

Pi Male

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Blake the Non-Binary Robot @nonbinaryrobot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:02 UTC

Weird transition timeline but ok

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John @primajohna.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 09:58 UTC

There's 6 kinds of man, but remember there's only 2 genders

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Wayne He/Him @shakesfirst.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

All based on flawed research into wolves of all things.

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Raea 🦋💕🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @raeaa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

if they didn’t know women liked it men would fight wars over astrology

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you @commiebastard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

all I know is that every one of these freaks would cough in the blunt rotation except delta

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Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

Alpha appears to be Jordan Peterson and sigma is David Tennant but I’m not sure about the others

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Chris Kendall オトクラット @ottocr.at
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:23 UTC

Isn’t the whole point supposed to be classification in descending (Greek) alphabetical order? *triggered*

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thatevilenby @thatevilenby.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

the a/b/o expanded universe

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Martha Healy @healymartha.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:54 UTC

And they are all white.

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Dr Lucy TelBar @lucytelbar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:11 UTC

Thought thus was going to be a story about Covid strains...

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Indighost / Lavender Spectre @indighost.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 11:34 UTC

Missing ligma though

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MaxUtil @maxutil.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:11 UTC

Wait, so the 'Gamma Male' is David Bowie? And the 'Sigma Male' appears to be David Tennant? I'm not sure these people understand Male sorting very well.

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Chunch Bunkley @chunch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:19 UTC

Dudes who get into this stuff just secretly want to get into horoscopes.

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Pete Milan @petemilan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 10:48 UTC

Why is Alpha Guy the maître d' from FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF?

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161 dalmatians @lilorphananarchy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Halfway to a zodiac

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Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

I'm tired. Just gonna stay home with my mu guy 😺.

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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:52 UTC

If they get to 7 can they form into some kind of human mech suit?

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Mister Sheridan DJ / Author @mistersheridandj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

This is exhausting. No one has time for this.

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Craig @craigish.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:45 UTC

so if math taught me anything, delta guys would be trans guys? My, how inclusive

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Travis @travixty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

I do not like the new direction of arcade beat em ups

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~Tilda is short for Miss Tall Spurtilda @hulcricket.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:24 UTC

wait so a gamma male is just an egg?

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Mother of dragons @mofdragons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:06 UTC

Esperando resultados en la investigación del macho alfa recesivo

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Dame Vincent @damevincent.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:28 UTC

New AO3 genres when?

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𝕺𝖇𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝖁𝖔𝖓 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒🐙🇵🇸 🇨🇩Ⓐ🔻🤘🏿 @wrathofcthulhu.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:26 UTC

WTAF

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Queen Gwenevere @queengwenevere.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

Omegaverse is gonna get really complicated now

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cigarette subaru lesbian (they/them) @bunnymommy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

nightmare blunt rotation

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Injushe🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @injushe.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

the cishets are so desperate for their own lgbtqia+ and this is the best they could come up with

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@sirosenbaum.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

l-r, Shaun of the Dead, Peter Parker, more casual Peter Parker, Bowie, Harry Potter, Crowley

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@kevinrsours.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

And they still can imagine one who is release quality.

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TubaPeter.com @tubapeter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

Meyers-Briggs for the NFT / katana-on-the-wall set.

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Jason @jasondtx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

Why is it completely out of order?

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Ed Foster @edfoster.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

Could they invent a happy one next please? They all look bloody miserable

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Smeg @smeg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

Hopefully they can invent black and brown guys soon

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Jimmy Two Hands @jimmytwohands.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

Personality profiles based on Greek letters are stupid. They should be based on Egyptian hieroglyphs

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Francis Ekwunife @francisekwunife.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:03 UTC

I'm a male but I don't want to fit into any of them.

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Allison @ajoff.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

they all look miserable

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Cyberpilot @cyberpilot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

The six type of men. Whyte, whyte, whyte, whyte, whyte or whyte.

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Clem H. Fandango @bflodude.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

They all look… miserable?

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A Lerlene @alexislerlene.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

They all look like assholes

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Risa Koizumi @risakoizumi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

The individuals who assert that there are six distinct types of men are the same ones who argue that only two genders exist.

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Alice @menomealice.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

But they will never invent one who isn't White.

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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Why ... why are they out of order though?

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Linette (Mild Combination edition)🌻 @ohtiniestplanet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

No matter what their ranking, they're all constipated

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Intellectual Explorer @driftingthrough.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

Running with that debunked captive wolf study paper because it looks good on them in the mirror..
news.asu.edu/20210805-dis...

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The Mad Moth @themadmoth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

I wish that Aldous Huxley was here so he could also make fun of them.

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daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

they all look awful except for david tennant in good omens at the end there

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Franklin Piss🇺🇦 @silkscreenfiend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

These fucking idiots can't even be bothered to learn the order of the Greek alphabet.

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Lots42 @lots42.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

Isn't Omega the kind of guy who can get pregnant in the OmegaVerse?

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Hendernator @hendernator.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

Why is every type of guy a lesbian standup comic?

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Meny @meny.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

Is sigma supposed to be Tig Notaro?

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professional agitatormama @pnutsmama.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

where’s loser

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@hayato-sensei.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:28 UTC

I've been waiting for epsilon males to get the recognition we deserve. I guess we're too niche of a group.

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

Legit thought these were Doctors of the Who variety at first

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David A. Scott @djdasco.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

I legit mistook this as a meme about different David Tennant characters.

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Zerofox @zerofox72.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:03 UTC

So these flavors only apply to white guys. Got it. The alpha looks like every single obnoxious mediocre white trust fund bro who thinks he's the shit but everyone makes fun of behind his back

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Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

Until they invent Nu Guys.

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@espieglerie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

Far from the biggest problem here, but I hate that the types are in Latin alphabetical order and not Greek alphabetical order.

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Pixel Pushers Union 512 @ppu512.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

Huh. They're all white. Odd.

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Patch Wylie @patroclusrex.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:36 UTC

How's Peter Parker Omega, he's not even a mutant

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Jimm @aretep.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

I think I'm a smegma, but I don't see it on the list.

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Bugge-Finder Private Newton Pulsifer 🏳️‍⚧️ @apsciencebydan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

And by inventing, we mean pulling them out of their ass like handkerchiefs at a magic show while everyone groans

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the snail from startropics @startropicsnail.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

Imagine trying to become an Alpha male and after years of webinars and pushups and jelqing you emerge triumphant from your gooncave and the first thing you see is this picture with like four new levels above you that you've never heard of before. Its very funny.

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Alice in Keynes @aliceinkeynes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Always knew Kid Chameleon was a Sigma. 🕶️👍

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Norah Eris Vulpes 🏳️‍⚧️🦊🎵(Hypnogram) @hypnogram.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

sigma can take me in a ride in the Tardis and I wanna help gamma thrift shop for dresses.

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Midnight Platypus @midnightplat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

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Kalil @kalilchernov.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

I am the Omega Male - the End of Men, finality and destructiveness, ruination to the patriarchy, He Who Erases The Construct Of Gender. (seriously, what is this nonsense? lol)

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Full of Helena 🇵🇸 @thegayagenda95.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

Why is Sigma just Crowley from Good Omens

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Elizabeth Sterling @elizabethsterling.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

Either that or they're pitching a queer erotica version of Brave New World.

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Peter Fobian @peterfobian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

Is that last one Michael Cera in Twin Peaks?

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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:01 UTC

They used Greek letters so it must be true!

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GigDrain @gigdrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

There are six men inside each of you…..

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A_lethe_ion @aletheion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

The last one looks like the teeth eyes guy from sandman

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Hi! It's Herb! @itsherby.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:24 UTC

One day they'll invent one with melanin.

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Krij @krijthebold.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

None of these guys are actual

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jawnny truant 🌜🐬 @gothicdolphins.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:51 UTC

Is there a cute personality test or do you just get to choose

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rainmanbun (Terribly Hinged era) @rainmanbun.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

trans people should claim Phi Male for the pun value alone. it would drive these dipshits nuts.

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cait @cait.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

they are hard at work in the research labs making groundbreaking discoveries every day in the field of guy studies

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David Stonehill @dstonehill.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:42 UTC

18 more and then we have a big problem.

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

This is wrong because everyone knows this is the alpha male 🤼

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I Am A Pyrite King @iamapyriteking.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

They're in the wrong order.

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Sheila the Wonderbink @wonderbink.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 09:11 UTC

So, like, the Enneagram for dudes.

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Ste Roughley @steroughley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:19 UTC

To be clear, these are all 'Incel Guys', right? Right?

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Auzathoth @auzathoth.com
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 07:50 UTC

Why did they swap gamma and delta?

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As A Dog-man ☭ @scooterdavis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

Large hard on collider was the best investment we've ever made

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Rory Blank (on vacation) @roryblank.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

i could beat up all of these guys

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The Wolf Spirit @thewolfspirit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

Gamma male, for when you take in too many of those gamma rays.

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Elias G Saba @egsaba.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

Someone should tell them to smile though.

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@marvmcmanus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

How long till they invent the chi male?

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Mx Francis @mxffox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

Waiting for the Pi man.

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Charles O’Connor @coconnor8.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

They are all yelling at me inside my head!!!

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Jamnic @jamnic77.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:24 UTC

Every guy is a sorority waiting to happen

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Andy Elms @andyelms.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

I'm pretty sure these are all David Tennant characters, apart from Rachel-look Dennis the Menace

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Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX @themilfmag.net
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:48 UTC

worst spaces ever

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❤️🖤 tiffani 🤍💚 @tranniehathaway.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

And they all have the same face

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Kobayashi Saru @kobayashisaru.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

Isn’t this just Dr Who, or David Bowie eras

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Star Man @starman037.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

Astrology for insecure men

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Dr Emily Backpain 🇵🇸 @limeyemily.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

They should invent a guy who can withstand a little UV exposure

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bemily @bemily.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

crazy that the alpha here looks the least fuckable

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Ellie and cats @brynstar7.xyz
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

Besides being silly, I say if you’re gonna use Greek letters, you at least need to put them in Greek alphabetical order in your goofy lil graphic.

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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

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@balvadis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:03 UTC

I think they mixed up the title. Shouldn’t it be personalities of six cloned and depressed white males?

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womp.le @womplestiltskin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

which one carries too many keys around

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BG Hilton - Author @bghilton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

Hans Gruber, Biff Tanner, the guy from ‘Bear,’ Freddy Kruger’s sister, Harold Lloyd, the demon Crowley.

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Jerry Casanova @superlollards.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 06:15 UTC

What about Φ males?!

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▲▼▲▼▲▼ @arajay.com
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:08 UTC

50 shades of dude

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Bitty 🇵🇸 (do not disturb) @bitty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

They all look like characters from that game Bully

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Chamber of Gouf Unsealer @nuclearbob.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

They didn’t even put them in order. Total iota behavior.

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Jack @livedawg2021.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

Ah yes the Omega Male, Harry Potter and Tucker Carlson have a little Nazi son

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Blitz the Goddamn Dragon @blitzthedragon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Wait, Sigma Males are at the bottom now?

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CH4RLY @jgrlilli.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:54 UTC

Straight men picrew

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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

This is a list made up by guys who can't wrap their head around more than 2 genders, but define 6 types of males.

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Ellen McGrath Smith @ellenbreezely.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

Frat b(row) energy

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Sacri Pan 🦇 @sacripan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:26 UTC

Someone tell them the sigma one look like a 40 years old British lady

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DT @directingtitan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

They’ve gotta run out of letters eventually…

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Eternal Cat War @eternalcatwar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

This is a good podcast

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Miss Lily @misslily.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Each one more s*** than the last

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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

bsky.app/profile/nfor...

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Julia S. @booktweeting.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

nightmare blunt rotation

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Julia S. @booktweeting.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

omicron male and digamma male lambda male

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Kevin Dekker @kevindekker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:42 UTC

When's my draw step?

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teapot thunderdome @robt.fm
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

what angle do they each stand at though?

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Alex Nicholson @allpunandgames.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:30 UTC

They just need six more before this is functionally indistinguishable from astrology.

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

why is the gamma male James may from top gear on estrogen

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A VERY GOOD BOY. DAMMIT. get off my lawn. @peatree.photography
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 09:00 UTC

I am alpha, but also, omega. Maybe a sprinkle of beta.

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Nekoturny @nekoturny.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

looks like an album cover lmao

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Toast @kbells.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

What the fuck even is this

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@contrary.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

the medic from tf2 is an omega male

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Améba @jednobunecna.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:05 UTC

Have to come up with a decent one yet

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Spökulv - En del av Järngänget enligt Kommentariet™ @spookulv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:49 UTC

Good thing they typed MALE in there because otherwise Gamma might have been a woman but now its Kurt Cobain

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Auferre 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @auferre.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:32 UTC

...why does this look like a Picrew called "create your own petulant asshole"?

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Not Yet Post Democracy Joshua Vaughan @outerleftfield.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

As a lambda male I'm too busy to worry about being excluded from these lists

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Pierre Dipshit @pierredipshit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Why does the order begin a b d c? This is not a promising sign for the thinking going on.

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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

C'mon everybody knows this is an Omega Male

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Arthany @arthany.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:29 UTC

they are all the same person because samenosing is a sin you WILL make your characters not look like the same guy in different wigs or contacts even in your stupid incel logic meme

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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

"what if doctor who was a boy band"

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Rawinterest @rawinterest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

I'm sorry I just can't get past the fact they've gotten the Greek alphabet sequence wrong - does nobody even understand what being the alpha and omega meant?

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